/metal/

First for Slayer

youtube.com/watch?v=nvvxJ_tYa7w

SPEED
METAL
PUNKS

Industrial & Roll

No! It’s black metal, it can only be about snowy forests.

Satan? Uh.. he only lives in cold climates.

Why are chuds like this

Sar (singular)

ever tried putting together an original song

Yes. I found it extremely hard to stay motivated. Also I never tried writing lyrics.

A lot of industrial metal is basically rockshit already, with exception to some IBM.

I've only ever written lyrics

It's easy to be motivated when you have the right environment, the right tools, a good little studio. Writing songs doesn't mean you have to go at it all day every day.

what would be the name of our demo

Unreleased

Inpetitude

literally not saying anything correct
literally industrial is a kind of metal
i literally invented the lard beat

^unfunniest fail meme to ever disgrace Anon Babble

Confessions of deathspeed

Supreme Reign

i invented shoegaze
i literally invented music

Reign Supeme
much more ominous

I found it extremely hard to stay motivated

I meant the general as a collaborative effort. Something like the 'Anon Babble makes an album' threads, but specifically metal. Even Anon Babbleeddit did something similar, with an OSDM album cover parody no less. And yeah, it fucking sucks, but whatever

Dying Fetus already used that

youtu.be/Tv4fcXM_v7s?si=_U3xvUIq211B_kEw
ya■ has always existed

Still unfunny, pointless and pathetic

SNORRE

i took phoebe bridgers's virginity literally phoebe bridgers is phoebe schumacher literally phoebe has always played metal KEK IS AFRAID OF PLINJ ACORN PLAYING AND LIVE AUDIO OF ME TAKEING THEIR VIRGINITY AGAIN
youtube.com/shorts/PTClSoM8Fdc?si=Tgk-KlKlJ7yrUyVA

<- this Cuck is afraid of ninihi and deathgrind

Reign Supremer

/meal/ collab

I would contribute. I haven't recorded anything for Anon Babble in a long time.

industrial metal

latent homosexual just like varg

t. Practicing Homosexual

Yes, that's how I know. Your point?

Correct.

kek
Cool, do you play any instruments? Or you thinking of doing vocals

Inherently

Yeah guitar, bass, vocals, mixing, whatever's needed.

That's great, I play some guitar as well so we shouldn't have an issue with the riff-writing
I wonder if there's any drummers who post here. Probably easier to use a kvlt drvm machine though

Metal music songs. GO

GO

ok
*leaves* :-D

a bj pls

we need some epic lyrics tho

What’s the defining metal music characteristic?

youtu.be/xFodeDHnkhk?si=fcDXKuhuN9aWSmPf

Here are some tips courtesy of the genius himself

Ah we're doing a Death tribute then?

sub 5'8 height

anti-semitism

What metal subgenre best defines /meal/? Wigger-slamming caveman death metal or national socialist disso-black metal? Or are we going to do all of them on 1 demo

We should use the chuck copypasta as lyrics for a song

epic
I'd say proto-black thrash or revivalist slop in the same style

captcha: SPAAS

his ghost is speaking to me

You flakes couldn’t even commit to doing a weekly album listen and discuss. And now you want to make music lmao

small minds consume

You click YouTube links

I actually buy from distros, talk to the owners "What do you recommend?" - the way it was meant to be

Not some YouTube clicking lmao get real "I'm really expert level of metal listening because I open these links"

Lmao PATHETIC

Uh who are you? Because I could have written that exact same post myself

I seek authority and buy whatever I'm told to buy

SO METAL BRO

I actually buy from distros, talk to the owners "What do you recommend?"

nooo why didn't people want to discuss tourist albums with me

making a shitpost demo sounds more fun desu

I trip myself over my own ego because I always think I know better. I’ve probably been listening to the same handful of albums for the past decade

yep I say all of that

There was Ice Hockey game tonight. Walking past the ice hall I think I heard Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train during intermission? Put smile on my face

I wonder if those kids even know who Randy Rhoads was?

They were either bored or pissed and wondering why Travis Scott wasn't being played

Correct.

Heh, you sheep couldn't even develop a unique original taste on your own like I did.

[drones for approved Pozzak/dmsharetwink/RYM genre chart albums]

Dis do be bein kinda doodoo doe

I've listened to the first 3 ozzy albums and even I don't know who the fuck that guy was

youtube.com/watch?v=I3Aji0OLNJk

SOVL

we should ask the serbian AI metal guy to come up with lyrics

that fucking hurt my brain to read, but correct. Even Senjutsu is more exciting.

he already makes his own slop, his anti-dog autism doesn't need to be part of this

Thank you RYM dumpster diver

Brent is 100% justified in leaving.

That guy sucks, his schizoposts aren't even entertaining.

We should use the chuck copypasta as lyrics for a song

Nah it should be something original from /meal/.

something original from /shrreddit/

Is anyone going to tell him?

only my OC counts, only my recs are good, I’m the only one who matters here!!

You need help

the post that buckbroke you was pretty original

Thoughts on Helloween?

What are the differences between thrash, black, and death metal

gradients of gayness

What OC has /shredddit/ produced in the past 5 years?

The fact that your only example of "originality" stems from something revolving around a 4cuck bully is a laugh. Nevermind the fact literally no one even knows what you are referencing because it was so irrelevant. Even I don't KEK.

I listened to the first EP and album, it was ok but I didn't care much for it. I should probably give it another shake.
Only one of them is good (you should be able to solve this.)

dont even ask cumshitter
youre not wanted or invited

I’m not sure either but tell me so I can save it for future heck humiliations

Ok, here it is. He will never recover from such humiliation.

Ignore the deranged hecpost before me, this is it for real

Is it really that hard for you guys to imagine writing lyrics about the goofy shit that goes on here? N*gru alone is a gold mine.

look at him already revved up and melting down with the samefag spam lmao, he doesn't want you to see pic related

Can I get some black and roll recs similar to these

youtube.com/watch?v=v5BLur53iDg
youtube.com/watch?v=vIsk_S91hEo
youtube.com/watch?v=RiXG8IrMZUY&list=OLAK5uy_mbbquwTFO8UgffuB6G5ga_HxmmP9N0nRA

The more ough the better

You can only write lyrics by living life so touching grass is a requirement

Based review. Slayer were always considered the worst of the thrash metal bands. No amount of history revisionism can change that fact.

Simple as.

people got paid to shitpost in the 1980's

life isn't fair

Post your favorite album and I'll judge you

Dopethrone - Electric Wizard

I'd love to see what forgotten NWOBHM tripe Kerrang was praising at this time.

Trvthnvke

This one, which H once reposted multiple times in a day. This was followed by him boasting that filtering him is useless because everyone would unhide his posts. Yet, he started dodging said filters by using accents and diacritics in his posts and editing his images to change their hashes.
There are several others, such as the anon who baited him into agreeing with a Prozak quote, or the screencap of him getting banned from MA for "constantly being annoying".

Okay but who asked?

All Symphonic (prefix) metal sounds like this to my ears
youtube.com/watch?v=NNv2RHR62Rs

How the fuck you can listen it?

Not many NWOBHM in early 1984

Prozak is a genius

post his gay kiss scene

Quorthon probably read this and bought the Manowar album. Then he thought "yeah, I could do this".

What genre should I binge today

Bathory would not exist without Manowar

Don't think so kiddo

Dissokino

Atmo

For me it's Tyrant of Death

Bathory would not exist without Manowar

Correct. It's not even a debate at this point.

Speed

Great debate lads

Incorrect

Don't hear Manowar influence in Bathory

Based 'first 2 albums only' listener.

I think Burzum was more influenced by Bathory
Than Bathory ever was influenced by Manowar?

Correct statement? I think so

all the Scandicucks lying about being influenced by Venom is pretty cringe

Neither do you know who Jake E. Lee is.

uh blu blu the scandi conspiracy where everyone denied being influenced by Venom but were secretly le Kronos fanboys ah bloo bloo

prove it

Feeling a bit like tickling my dissonoodle I decide to pop in “The Seventh Seal”. I then figure the moment would be right for “Synarchy of Molten Bones” so I mute the sound on the movie. Perfection.

I think atmo is superior to disso
like comparing Disney to Warner Bros

prove that the sky is blue

prove a well known fact

Bathory was far greater pioneer than Venom when it comes to Black metal

Where is norsetourist when you need him? We need more derivative 2nd-wave tremoloslop riffs for the /metal/ demo

voca.ro/1nBsaaJZkmOS

Quorthon would have formed a glam band if it wasn't for Venom

This one

That guy looks a lot more buckbroken tbqh

I don't think that's true at all. Burzum has maybe a few riffs that sound like Bathory, while Bathory has entire albums that sound like Manowar (Blood on Ice in particular).
Also, the riff most commonly cited as a "Bathory ripoff' is just as likely to be Varg trying to play "Curse the Gods". I think Destruction was a bigger influence on his guitar playing.

vocaroo.com/17D72Qs6sZkH

I improvised some random tremolo slop few days ago. Im the guy who has been posting those slam dm riffs here for few days now

Was meant to reply to

Musically you are correct, but Venom does not sound anything like scandi metal either - musically speaking

I think the whole one-man-thing muh vikangz and even fucking camo pants aesthetics of Varg was literally just subconscious Quorthon mimicry

NEW

I think the whole one-man-thing muh vikangz and even fucking camo pants aesthetics of Varg was literally just subconscious Quorthon mimicry

For sure. Varg himself cites the Vikang era as his favorite Bathory iirc, but I don't know if he copped any blatant musical ideas from it. Maybe something like the scope of TotG, the first 3 tracks being something of a side-length 'suite'.

vocaroo.com/16yu3mSKiAkP

only the riff backing track without the leads

I've understood that the riff of Burzum - War is a Bathory tribute

Early Bathory

noice

When or why denim jackets with cutoff sleeves became popular I dont know. Its all poser shit
But I saw one balding long haired retard today. Alongside the plethora of metal band badges, metallica and suchlike, one stood out as larger than the others
This nigga had a tame impala patch

funeral doom
you'll only get through one

I don't know how or why a seminal piece of metal fashion came to be

it's all poser shit

When

Bikers in the '60s

Alright
Today I'm spinning:
Hibria - Defying the Rules
Liege Lord - Master Control
Exciter - Louder Than Hell
Black Viper - Hellions of Fire
Angel Dust - To Dust You Will Decay
Risk - Daily Horror News
Paradox - Heresy

Solitude Aeturnus

actually pretty fuckin' based

Mogged by Candlemass

metal

fashion

Fashion is poser shit by default

Influenced by Candlemass

some of this is power metal

not good as a concept album

the individual songs aren't as good as other Desecration songs, sounds like they were written for the stage

triggered drums, distorted mix

The first craysh album to disappoint me

manowar is hella gay

The real Big Four of metal

Metallica

Anthrax

Testament

Iron Maiden

thoughts?

Tremolo picking

Based

buzzsaw tone

Based
Did anyone combine both in one song?

you're hella gayer, NorCal

uhhh rotten sound?

Estrogent and Mansax aren't even top 10 going by plays.

I hope you realize people think you are fucking weirdos who listen to old ass dad rock instead of popular new bands that are actually metal like Spiritbox and Falling in reverse.

kino
Did the AI "censor" the logo for having an eagle or do you think it was just too finely detailed to fit the cartoon aesthetic?

I hope you realize I only, and I mean ONLY, listen 80s metal and nothing else

low effort bait

This is not a bait

Riddle this anon, what is more likely to be played on normalfag radio? AC/DC and Slipknot or Spiritbox and Falling in Reverse?

Spiritbox and Falling in reverse

These guys are over the hill by zoomie standards, late 30s/early 40s.

126067243

i know

Why do I care what these so called "people" think about what I listen to?

Deafheaven’s Lonely People with Power is now the #1 highest rated black metal album on RYM, knocking Filosofem out of first place. Say congrats to our boys

on RYM

I don't care what troons think

Good. It's already the definitive AOTY anyway.

based and true

need to re-listen to it but i feel like Sunbather is slightly better

black metal

our boys

both false

The "buckbreak" is of some emotional screeching going full mindbreak in a fury of asshurt rage, providing me with literal guthurting laughs

Watching orbit0rs post is like watching clowns at a circus when they run around in circles until they hit each other and fall over lole.

Why are you pretending to not know how RYM rating works? Everything on RYM gets shot up to the moon in the first month as only the hardcore fanboys are rating it, once high in the charts the rest of RYM will start rating it and it falls through the rankings.

Why use RYM, when Metal-Archives exist?

holy kek

was meant to reply to

it's not even good tho

But anon, Brent is the one that doesn’t want to be metal anymore

KNOCKED. FUCKING. LOOSE.

0

begging for filter-senpai to notice you again?
Also #21 for the metal genre tag as a whole

Because MA doesn't have enough ratings to give any true filtering process. All you get are like 2 bäld headed rejects who give 90% to every lazy single voice powerchord slop they hear.

MA is only good for cataloging purposes, as they have way more random shitty literally who bands no one has ever or will ever hear from. Of course all of these bands are dogshit, but yeah thats the only pro-side to MA.

my favorite cocksucker of all time has her own metal archives page now

BASED

metal-archives.com/artists/Jenna_Haze/1078303

Seems to me that RYM is more mobile phone friendly. Why do I care if some tiktokkers give 5/5 star ratings to some random release and some empty zero content review "shitz g00d 4 me blaze it"

I rather read actual reviews as MA has some sort of filtering process what sort of shit even gets past it

shitty literally who bands no one has ever or will ever hear from

I'm not sure but I think they don't require any real sources for adding stuff to the database so could be packed with bullshit that doesn't even exist

I rather read actual reviews as MA

Tells you nothing except "this riffs d00d!" in 5 paragraphs, written by geriatrics with no real coherent reviewing process, no ideals they follow, and have taste so boring that their mark of approval is a sign to stay away from an album usually. Its all to due with sample size.

Probably, but there are also some examples of bands there and not on RYM which do actually have music. RYM catalog is pretty bad desu, the classical section especially is just pathetic. You get entire well known composers with hundreds of pieces, but on RYM they only show two.

Tells you nothing except "this riffs d00d!" in 5 paragraphs

I never look at ratings, no matter what the website is. Completely worthless

True metalheads need to stop using RYM and come back to Metal-Archives. If the reviews of MA shit start writing your own

You get entire well known composers with hundreds of pieces, but on RYM they only show two

RYM isn't a music database, it's an aggregation of commercially accessible music
Everything listed on the site (except NSBM kek) usually has a link where you can buy the album
So that's why some compositions like Lord von Perrywinkle Assfart the Fifth's "Violin and Harp Theme for "My Prussian Mistress Shitting in My Mouth" in Three Parts" won't be on there, because only a local orchestra in Bosnia performed it live as a fundraiser for homeless whores and it has never been commercially released any other orchestra group

He got banned there

literally and unironically this
be the change you want to see in the world
if your review gets rejected, it's most likely because you're a meme loving fuck who can't write at high school level

Cold Dark Place was the best thing they've put out in years and that's all Brent. Not metal but actually good.

I bet you love falling in reverse onto your boyfriend's cock.

FROM. THE. GRAMMY. WINNERS.

This but the complete opposite

FATHERLAND - FATHERLAND

Was gonna head to the record store to pick up my Blood Incantation repress but I realized halfway there that I forgot my beloved trilby to cover my newly-formed bald patch, so embarassing

get new material

Keep up with the great material.

Mean to reply to this post, lmao

I'm seeing Torture Rack and Undergang tonight.

HEIL

Mongrelized post. The reason things aren't on RYM is because the userbase or rather population there isn't adding it, anyone can add artists to RYM, hell even I did so for a metal band I liked.

reviews on MA

No thanks, who would even read them, a bunch of retarded baIdheaded idiots? RYM has a higher quality of person, MA is for meIanized mongrels.

Afroman - Because I got high

2.63

FUCK rym

RYM has a higher quality of person

RYM has a higher quality of person

before or after gender confirmation surgery?

Bongman - The Goblin Race

I've downloaded the entire Hellyeah discography

why tho

I saw a Bongman thread on Anon Babble during the shitty April Fools joke
He's still a pathetic incel asking random strangers on the Internet if he is attractive enough to get a 4/10 gf

RYM

Metal-Archives

does anyone remember MetalStorm

it's still active

Bongtourist's memory should be mocked and ridiculed

stenchcore

I crave some cringekino
a lot, actually

youtube.com/watch?v=JcoaoXaURLg&ab_channel=CRUSTGRIND.HARDCOREPUNK

He's still the king of this shitheap, we're all awaiting his return to the throne. Cope

Morbiduary - Cause of Madness

fair enough, carry on

Thanks Matthew

not bad

Does anyone know this 80s band
youtube.com/watch?v=bxdeL9SFM0Q

I discovered this like 20 years ago when I was discovering "horror" bands like Mortuary Drape, Mercyful Fate, but never seen it mentioned anywhere in these threads.

Listen to Skaven.

is there a osdm revival chart?

New Deafheaven is the best black-metal related thing I heard since the latest Antichrist Siege Machine

right here

Nah but I'm down to contribute to making one.

revival

If i want to jerk off to asian slags I'll ask your opinion

what was it before ASM?

JEJ

A great honor, thank you
No idea

vocaroo.com/16jdu3CHT7fh

new slam dm kino riffs just dropped

new slam dm

Post Ieft unread and hìdden immediately.

God I wish we could fortune roll here

LE OLD GOOD NEW BAD MEME

cringe

highest iq metal poster

How is this top black metal? You’re telling me this tops every single second wave release, all USBM, every single masterpiece that has been released in the past 40 years??? I did not have high expectations, and this album somehow was worse. Just boring monotonous tremolo riff over and over and over but with an uplifting sound that makes it post-rock-eque enough that people crawl out of the woodwork to call it a modern black metal masterpiece. The same people, mind you, that call the violent bleakness of Beherit’s drawing down the moon “repetitive” and “childish.” This album was not good, and I hope people learn what good black metal sounds like.

“Rust in Diapers”
[Verse 1]
Metal’s wrath, atomic blast,
My legacy’s a pain in the ass,
Got booted by Lars and James,
Now I’m whining from the Hall of Shame.

Nuclear winter, meltdown dread,
But worse than cancer’s my aching head,
Writing riffs while changing pants,
No mosh pits — just leakage dance.

[Chorus]
Rust in diapers, falling apart,
Cursing Metallica straight from the heart,
Wrinkled and bitter, old man’s fate,
Can’t hold my liquor or control my hate.

[Verse 2]
Plutonium dreams, meltdown schemes,
Miserable rocker with ruined dreams,
Bandmates hate me, that’s old news,
I spill more tears than I spill booze.

Got fired decades ago,
Still milking the drama for every show,
Headbanging hard — neck cracks loud,
Crapping my pants in front of the crowd.

[Chorus]
Rust in diapers, head full of rage,
Pissing my pants right there on stage,
Wailing guitars and chronic pain,
Sold my soul, now circling the drain.

[Bridge] (Spoken in grizzled old-man voice)
“Mustaine, you madman, you’ve lost your edge!
Stuck in the past on a rusty sledge!
Your riffs are sharp, but your spine’s a wreck,
Head full of anger, throat full of phlegm.”

[Solo] (Insane, messy shredding, devolving into chaotic noise)

[Verse 3]
Lovers gone wild, oh what a sight,
My wife and daughter, out every night,
Making love to dudes way blacker than me,
Guess I’ll just wail on this old BC Rich V.

Radioactive diapers, bloodshot eyes,
Still chasing glory with bitter cries,
Rolling in cash but what’s it for?
When I’m mopping up piss off the backstage floor.

[Chorus]
Rust in diapers, broken and sore,
Clinging to anger, forever at war,
Laugh if you want, I’ll still get paid,
Living off hatred, decayed and frayed.

[Outro] (Fading into exaggerated coughing and groaning)
Yeah… you’ll never take me alive, Metallica…

Thats just revival slop thoughever, hes right to dismiss it as the garbage it is, but also the original was slop and should be binned as well. All of the so-called Old Senile Deaf Mockery should be left in the past where it belongs.

see
I listened to a few minutes, it's unremarkable gear demo music. Not really worth getting emotional over in either direction.

Just boring monotonous tremolo riff over and over and over

yeah you didn't listen to this album, did you?

Loud noises aren't a replacement for a social life.

I refuse to. I will instead listen to some Motown classics and read Varg tweets. Such pearls of wisdom this man produces. Truly remarkable.

Great post

i keep it to myself

social life isn't a replacement for loud noises

vocaroo.com/1iUUnD1CzCOd

new brutal dm kino? Listen these riffs.. especially the Breakdown starting at 0:53... holy shit

Is that Bongman's new band?

Earth 2 - Special Low Frequency Version

New deathcore vocals just dropped
voca.ro/1oazjg2nlQAC

Is this Yeji

Yeji is the alien looking one

Most second wave “classics” are tourist slop. The only early shit worth its reputation are the Filosofem and Hvis lyset. Emperor and Immortal are for people who need to listen to more music

Thats literally Boni though

add DMDS and yeah

Satyricon - Dark Medieval Times

don't ever reply to me again schizo

it's okay baby bbc■ is a famous metal band when that spike beat happens it means that neptune will just always literally play metal

vocaroo.com/1mOxv0k9Fp7l

what about this groovy jam? could be /metal/ theme song?

Meji.

lole

Your for7une: Godly Luck

You were supposed to leave that posting style on the other board

not metal

Who are you talking to Iåss?

he doesn't know

No you didn't. Be quiet.

Boni Jov?

How is it possible that some posters here seemingly are able to post here every hour of the day (and night) despite time zones, I recognize these anime spammers

I recognize these anime spammers

No you don't

band plays US power metal

they're not from the US

don't work or do anything