/metal/

Lord Wind edition

Megameltdown autism subedition

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

And destruction upon the holy man

Who hails a jew

Artist: Darkboner
Album: Panzerfag
Song: Beholding The Cock of Mine

And destruction upon the man with holes

Who hails a jew

That’s probably a live-at-home zoomer spending his paychecks on ebay and getting ripped off.

label shills it, presumably in a desperate attempt to make up for the fact None disbanded which was the only band the label had that made money

they keep posting the positive reviews

is boring forgettable shit

As per usual I guess.

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LIVING
AFRER MIDNIGHT
ROCKIN
TILL THW DAWN
FUCKING CphaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
youtube.com/watch?v=9VVFNgbsDC4

Finally giving more Goatmoon a listen besides Death Before Dishonor. Shit's pretty good.

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Lord Wind is darkwave.
Metal adjacent but not metal.

Honestly DbD is quite tacky and overrated imo. Good but not as special as made out.
Varjot is a top pick too for me, if you wanted more to check out

OLD WAINDS

That was the next pick actually. That or Finnish Steel Storm, I know it can be considered cringe to pick albums based on cover art but that one looks fucking sick.

She was so hot. Why are there so many hot female bass players guys?

Judas Priest guitarist Richie Faulkner went through “major emergency heart surgery” in 2021 after his aorta ruptured onstage at Louisville festival Louder Than Life. He’s now given an update on his condition, and his recovery from the surgery, in a new interview with Premier Guitar. “There’s a bit of collateral damage,” he told them, explaining that he has brain damage from a stroke he had a month after the initial surgery.

Vaxxed

This is really solid.

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flail makes a kino logo

Dissodelights

Kek I read that as Altar of Love

Kira worked harder than most on the cock-carousel.

just ordered some tendies
blasting some intestine baalism

Should I dig into goatmoon or archgoat first? Any other finnish bands to check out?

Carcass.

start with archmoon

WALLOON BASTARDS RETURN
(Pure audial kino)

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I still use torrents and never seed in 2012 + 13

Morbid Angel

Heil Goatmoon

For me is Waking the Fallen
I need to relisten them

Gay and waste of get.

no one:

absolutely nobody:

still nobody:

not a single soul:

literally no one:

not even big chungus:

not even keanu reeves:

Literally me: I just roke up

She could look like a regular hot rock chick or a cute tomboy. I bet Rollins fucked her back during the flag days

And everybody clapped

lmao

Shet meant this for you

Chuck "The Sneed" Schuldiner

Varg is a genius.

Also, why does it look like these guys are fucking lol. I'd never noticed that before.

urm, guys?
where did everyone go

r/196

Some trannies are ok with me. They're just dudes that like to dress a little fem, nothing wrong with it.

Eating breakfast

kek

Ultrastraight and a fitting and deserved get

SODOMIZE THE HOLY ASSHOLE

Anyone else here browse the MYFAROG sub reddit?

Name your top five from the past two years.

What kind of metal does he listen to?

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Just in case you missed it I answered you

Jute Gyte

party cannon

ELEVATOR OPERATOR

What are you having

Solitude Aeturnus

Beast burgers

He listens to the gold clink in his pockets

when vault■ does that show on venus it will mean that when we get to that day in metal history that there will alway exist napalm death■

I love big thick asses
Metal for this feel?

apart from Deformity, what deathcore bands are /metal/ approved

Beherit - Down There...

I love the symphonic parts in deathcore, always makes me feel like I'm some epic dictator or something lol

What about Kris trooning out and trying to fuck kids? That pissed me off.

Dead Congregation

are there any actual good war metal records or is it just a meme genre

They're gone from all of the Beast Business ventures, so he's doing the right thing

If you can't buy a pound of hamburger and some buns and make burgers at home, then you're functionally retarded. Americans pay for chemical warfare food making them obese and brain shitted

Track 4: Szczebrzeszynski

Elite Ballocaust knowledge

It's just black metal with death vocals

The retardation helps me enjoy metal

I didn't like the fact he's making his son wear girls clothes. He needs to be put in jail, and not allowed to see his kids, he has a sickness.

How do you separate art from the artist?

Yeah I don't know this story but you seem like a big Beast fan so that's cool! B)

How do you Jute from the Gyte

Cuck metal

Black Metal is inseparable from Hitleric Wotanism

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Demoncy - Joined in Darkness

Louis Cachet was brutally raped in the bitterly cold winter of '94

Debunked.

where is the faq >.<

It's been down for months lol.

Correct.

Cannibal Corpse is for losers.

Correct. And the morbidly obese as well.

Kerry "Short Stack" King

just discovered inquisition, fuck i dig the vocals

L Kat

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

J-Dawg's wife is a respected, kind woman.

What would he say about the Pantera reunion with Zakk and Charlie replacing him and his bro?

solo random fast notes in several completely different keys than the song

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J Dawg might be more autistic than Varg. He won't answer a question if he answered it once in a previous video. He honestly expects people to watch hours and hours of videos to find the answer.

The reason Slayer makes such angry music is because the lead songwriter is a short guy with a Napoleon complex. Real anger!

Zakk Wylde is the gayest person ever in metal (gayer than Dani Filth) so it would be quite appropriate for him to play in a Pantera reunion.

Are you retarded? Jeff wrote all their best songs
I like how Ozzy fires him like 8 times, so he starts a Black Sabbath cover band and makes shit tons of cash off Ozzy's old records lol you have to admire the hustle

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This picture is just fucking sad and you seem like a genuine piece of shit ngl

what do you think of the inquisition controversy related to dagon?

Ozzy has been a selfish asshole over and over again. Making half his original band record with him and write his music for him and then not allowing them to play with him on stage because Sharon said they didn't look like little twinks. Fuck him. Randy and Bob daisley wrote blizzard of Oz and diary of a madman, and Lee Kerslake played drums, and he fucked them both. Then he ripped off Randy's replacement Jake E Lee, who is another guy who saved Ozzy's fucking ass by writing great riffs and playing his ass off. And then to top it all off he fires Zakk, who wrote No More Tears and tons of great songs with Daisley and Lemmy Kilmister. I know that it's an easy excuse to blame Sharon for everything but come on man at some point you have to say Ozzy is a grown man and if he treats his best players like shit then he's an asshole for it.

I know that it's an easy excuse to blame Sharon for everything but come on man at some point you have to say Ozzy is a grown man and if he treats his best players like shit then he's an asshole for it.

Sharon's role seems to be to take the blame for all the awful shit Ozzy has done. Not that Sharon doesn't also hold blame, but Ozzy is just as much if not more to blame.

They wouldn't exist without Oz and you sound like a pathetic loser who's mad about some random guitar losers

Diaper-wearing Sabbath losers obsessed with some guy who's basically dead already lmao

Rent free dumbasses

Sharon is a greedy Jew and a much bigger piece of shit than ozzy is and I love Ozzy, my brother got me listening to Ozzy when i was 11 and I idolized my brother and wanted to be just like him. But how much fucking dough does he need until he starts treating his players decently? It's bullshit. You don't fuck over your band mates especially when they fucking do everything for you musically and write Crazy Train and No More Tears, they're the ones making him rich.
Go kys faggot you probably can't even play a Randy or a Zakk song you emasculated cuck

Correct.

Lmaoooo you're such a fucking loser even by this general's standards
Milquetoast gimp

Holy shit.

Maybe the best meme this general made.

Go outside nerd. I'll knock you out. Listen to your faggot face paint music of other flabby nerds posing in the woods idfc I'll headbutt you and smash you unconscious

What do you do when you want to dive into multiple bands at once?

You are such a loser dude lmao fucking Ozzy dicksucking nerd

True.

Don't even care about Ozzy but you people sound mentally dominated by the guy which makes me respect him. Legend.

tfw shorter than your teenaged fans lol

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bitch suck my cock

It's time to pay the fiddler, Sharon Levy.

Ozzy > (You)

Dave Mustaine is the king of the soundbites... just make sure he makes it to the bathroom in time

*she

Dave beat the shit out of James Hetfield, and was basically too tough and scary for them, so they fired him. What a bunch of posers. Oh heavens! Our guitar player in our metal band is too TUFF oh the dickens me, we must sack him!

Is that why she's unmarried at 60? I just thought she moved to Japan to score Japanese girls because they're so cute and being an American rock star over there would be like a free pass to fuck Asian girls.

Actually it's because they have better treatments for AIDS

anyway Marty is one of my favorite guitar players and I didn't mean to start this whole thing

rip mayu

She's deadu? What happened

I'd give this tight lil mini LP a spin. It's good shit, one of my favourites.

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For me too.

I don't have one to squish...

Cats are better than people.

Squish that cat XD

I'll squish you, you fucking guy.

Saw a guy today wearing a Burzum shirt. I told him, "hey, nice shirt!" and flashed him the horns. He looked embarrassed. He was bald as fuck too. I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of you pieces of shit.

You must got Nikes on your lip the way you run yo mouth

I don't think anyone's ever said that to me, in my years of wearing burzum shirts and living in a large city. probably caught off guard. haha

I just don't like the super basic riff bands that people love. Anything with nothing-but-powerchord riffing at midtempo, that's just aesthetic stuff for people that like to drink a lot. It's fun at a venue when you're drunk, but it's just unmemorable. I was into Archgoat for while, but eventually I realized it was background music and I didn't care whether it was on or off

Square up nigga I'll heem yo bald fukin ass

Dissonance is the true metal

Says they're metal on RYM

Lord Worm

Grand Belial's Key

thank you ratthew

I just rerked off

just really bad drain gang wannabe shit

Not Matthew just a fan of music.

im ranking right now tbqh

that was not the implication, no

Bitch niggaz with attitude