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/metal/
BLASTING
ULTRA
Chris Burzum is a pretty smart guy.
Haha only trve kvlt people will get this pic XD
I'm gonna show this to my friends at recess on monday.
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What's heavier than Pantera?
Your fat ass
Satanic Warmaster (individual)
XD
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
FAKE MUSIC NEWS
austin schumacher did not murder a mayhem guitarist
:D
What does /metal/ think of Leprous?
He murdered Jute Guy though
Never listened, looks like garbage
Euronymous was an insatiable sex predator and crazy person who thought that he could steal Varg’s musical genius and soul through rape. Thankfully Varg was aware of Euronymous’ jealousy of his invention (Black Metal) and predilections and came armed that day, ready to defend himself.
THEY'RE HIDING THE TRUTH! \m//
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FAKE ACID NEWS ABOUT ANTHRAX
Hilarious fucking gay
Like gerbils in the ass gay
They're some of the most offensive bullshit to ever disgrace this genre of ours
All the band members should be brutally executed in public for their crimes
Correct.
Euronymous let that waster into his apartment. I wouldn't have. Euronymous was the nice guy. Kristrian wasn't, and none of his lies I'll ever take seriously. He's like one of those glowie 'ufo truth' people who only want to make money by selling books.
kek
yeah ninihi was always a kind of metal gets played in arenas ministry has always played ninihi!
No they haven't. Be quiet
Recommend me good unblack metal. Something about black metal that in a sense inverts it's own blasphemy I like, it's my cup of tea. I know of the album Hellig Usvart, and the band Reverorum Ib Malacht.
Meant for chief wigwam
Artist: Darkboner
Album: Panzerfag
Song: Beholding The Cock of Mine
And destruction upon the man with holes
Who hails a jew
Varg is a genius of AIDS
brc metal is the most popular metal genre
BOHEMIAN GROVE!
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Can any freemason answer what the G means? Does it mean gay?
I was shown fagmetal in a jewtube ad and I felt like I almost caught aids.
Is this metal?
She's nice! Don't really like tattoos, but she looks a nice person :)
Why is cleanly produced metal that gets promoted by “mainstream” publications like loudwire so soulless and terrible compared to so-called “underground” metal?
Why do the people who call themselves “metalheads” have such horrible taste in bands like Spiritbox and Trivium?
Percocet metal
Medicine should be free worldwide, but I have reservations about some doctors. There's no money to be made out of healthy people. The corporates hate me saying this of course :D
The reason they outlawed the weed is because weed makes you more peaceful and creative, hence why stoner metal is the best subgenre of metal ever
Are you an ender, /meal/?
They should legalise it, but I think the whole 'weed dude' thing isn't good for metal. I like metal to be hyped and up for a fight. If you're on weed, you're passive and up for whatever the corrupt government tells you. Trust me, I've known stoners IRL.
I listened to Phyllomedusa last night so I suppose so
No, the logical choice is power metal and pirate metal
Just listen to power electronics
Just because it's slow doesn't mean it's not also hyped up and ready for a fight. Turtle and the rabbit
Pirate metal isn't a real genre and all the bands people say are pirate metal are dogshit
One of my favorite bands, even though last album was disappointing, saw them 3 times
/metal/ obviously hates them because they are not elitist approved or they don't make edgy unlistenable deathgrind or black metal
You're not a real genre, you fucking guy.
Ozzy "The Dunce of Dookie Mess" Osbourne has passed away.
lmao grow up edgelord
For me, it's this. Alot of schizos are in the world, Venom had one song about schizos, but I guess I'm the promoter of schizo metal nowadays. Schizos are probably more intelligent than all normies, and maybe hearing voices from actual entities, so why not have metal to represent them? That's what I think anyways. I love to chat with interesting people and I'm not a psychologist or a schizo myself, but I respect all people as long as they respect me. I hate the way people used it to be derogatory. For me, being a schizo is an intelligent truthseeker:
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If you can't appreciate Alestorm at the very least then I'm going to have to ask you to kindly... Walk The Plank
if it doesn't sound like garbage it's mainstream soulless pop shit
Lmao this is why everyone makes fun of you faggots
Go listen to your shitty NSBM no one has heard of
Spiritbox sucks but Trivium has made some good albums
Is there a single popular band that isn't a legacy act that this general actually likes?
I really don't know what you guys like anymore
dissonant
Lacking tonality and melody, if not devoid. A chugfest with fits of slams and pinch barrages.
complex
So simple its braindead.
avant-garde
Yes, but not in a holds-up-spork or wank way.
inaccessible
Both completely alien yet quite accessible if you embrace it.
Idk, probably not. All the shit I listen to isn't THAT inaccessible. When it comes to BDM, which I guess is considered one of the more extreme subgenres of death metal, then picrel is about as out there as my taste gets. When it comes to other kinds of metal, I don't really go past surface-level war metal like Blasphemy or Conqueror, or maybe some harsher French black metal like Belkètre. I suppose maybe when it comes to something that's not that alienating sonically, but thematically, I like Peste Noire, and that's NSBM. So there's that.
actually metal is brc domination
What would be the /metal/ equivalent of this?
"Legacy acts" aka diapershit garbage are hated here. We only like modern metal and NSBM.
Sunbather
Life Metal
Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Pentastar
fuck off moralfag
LET'S PAY A VISIT TO THE TOTAL HAG!!!
Take out Sunbather and you'll have a 3/3 of perfect basedcore albums
yeah this <-
is getting hydraulic crushed by xerij austin schumacher took phoebe bridgers's virginity
this album has over 10k ratings and a score over 4 on RYM
How did such extreme and chaotic sounding album become so popular? Same with Obscura by Gorguts and most other dissoannt metal
Touch grass
blazon stone is peak you goofy retard
yeah what it was that you can play metal while doing grass playing funny little thing isn't it
I absolutely love this album, but I'll admit that it's not exactly accessible. So hard to say, really. But maybe more people just "get it" upon first listen than I previously thought.
None So Vile isn't unlistenable dogshit (i.e. Obscura) though.
When I heard None So Vile for the first time, I thought it was the worst most unlistenable dogshit I've ever heard. I didn't like Obscura neither, but it wasn't to the same extent as None So Vile. It took listening to a lot more death metal and then coming back to these records to appreciate them.
Devourment - Butcher the Weak
slipknot is good
The only good slam band
Bring Me the Horizon
I still can't quite get into Gorguts but I really like Ulcerate, I guess their dense and atmospheric sound is more accessible compared to other dissonant bands
This is some of the worst crap I've ever heard. This sold 3 million copies? Who the hell listens to this?
Dogshit take
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Imagine being filtered by fucking Sunbather of all albums lmfao
Esoteric - The Maniacal Vale
Boy it gets waaay worse from there lmao
Also Who the fuck approved of that cover
Diapershitters have no standards
Guess the song
I love this. Actually I heard this Queensryche inspired album here first, which is awesome also:
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Beloved here
I like the part where lord worm goes
FRODO!!!
UGHHHHHHHHH!!!
The Lethal singer went to the Geoff Tate school of singing and passed with an A*.
unblack metal
so like.. Christian metal?
Well yeah, whatever you wanna call it.
Profound Lore
I'm gonna guess it's Cosmic Putrefaction
Haven't even listened to the new Defheaven but Sunbather still riffs
I have that band bookmarked as "Blood Incantation without a prog-rock identity crisis"
Actually I haven't listened to anything past Sunbather aside from Luna lmfao
I like this \m//
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from mayhem, uranus
Lorna Shore is actually the name of one of Superman's ex-gfs, once I learned this from Reddit I began to appreciate them a lot more. Cool band!
First time I've heard them. They are good. Normally not into this type of band, but I like them also. *thumbs up*
Liturgy. I know, tranny metal yada yada, but if there was something I would describe as sounding like "white metal" BM, then it would albums like Aesthethica, H.A.Q.Q., and 93696. Might not be exactly what you had in mind, as I'm not familiar with the album and the band you mentioned, so I can't compare, but it's worth checking out if you're interested in something that's at least in that general direction.
Tyme for some native american black metal! Just because it's fun and trve, and not poserish, like alot of 'black metal' lol :)
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Yngwie Malsteem
Not unblack as in Christian lyrics, but musically unblack if that makes sense.
Kristian would never promote real metal btw. He's too scared. That's why he stabbed Euronymous multiple times in the back.
It's from Artificial Brain
not exactly unblack, but here's an anti-abortion black metal song
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Asian niggas be smoking that loud pack fr lmfao
I imagine pic related ideally being an example of the kind of thing he's talking about, but he said no noise.
Mfer probably straight outta Beijing lmfao
#legalizeit #sheeeit
Scranning a poo
Today's my birthday metalbros
I really miss my parents :( I used to have good intelligent conversations with them. Online isn't a good substitute.
Happy Birthday fren.
check this out
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Holy shit is this real?
i watch this everytime it's posted
Based \m//
tarddoom
Happy birthday, how's your hairline, fren?
Norwood 0
Fuck off
don't mind me, just posting metal's biggest album ever
I still remember being at one of Anthrax's early shows back when they were just starting off in the 80s and believe it or not, I could already tell by the first song that they were going to be legends. Amazing band
How about you fuck off. What do you contribute that's intelligent? I'm being genuine here. Fuck you and fuck off.
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Damn, these guys make most metal look like a fucking cake walk in the park. Chat Pile, anyone?
Is this a Judas Priest cover?
I.
Just.
Roke.
Up.
You could still be retarded but post in a manner people wouldn’t recognize as being you, but you choose not to do this. You’re worse than a retard.
Deng
Brr Brr Deng
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stick it up your british arse :)
So simple its braindead.
The guitar riffs on that album actually pretty technical. It just sounds retarded on the surface because blastbeats go brrrrrr
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Where now the horse and the rider?
Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk,
and the bright hair flowing?
are there any non gay albums or songs inspired by tolkien? no blind guardian or atmoshit
CHARLIE AND THE BHOYS! AIDAN MCANESPIE! FUCK THE BRITS!
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This has been debunked.
It goes like this:
step 1 (babby's first)
traditional heavy or nu-metal
step 2
thrash or metalcore (depending on what you started with)
step 3
melodeath also you're hella into death, pantera and slayer
step 4
black metal or prog metal (depends if you like primitive or technical)
step 5
brutal and/or tech death, also grindcore
step 6 (ender level)
doom cause you're burned out on fast shit
step 7 (exit level)
post-rock and electronic music
true i did him raw and still tested negative
thankyou! the metal scene will always exist!
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WHERE'S MY SHIT
ender metal dropped two years ago though
Bit of the Wolfe Tones :)
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Okay for real though, is this one metal?
thoughts?
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yes they have always existed folk is actually a kind of metal! humans are a metal species! wolf panzer wehermacht so many times would have those songs on in tanks!
I like wolves, but I don't like dogs. Also good song :)
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shut the fuck up you nigger, you spam this thread with AI slop
n word and ai are both equally bad and harmful
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Dave mustaine says a very interesting word #megadeth #metallica
Didn't know Dave Mustaine was a gamer
me standing tall above all you pseuds
Ktim
SERBIA! \m// <3
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tittyfuck left
anal middle
throatfuck right
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Is Arch Enemy metal?
Grow up. This is a nice band with nice ppl. Fuck off you degenerate.
Is Megabeer metal?
If you worship Andrew Tate or Trump, you're in a cult, and it's a bad cult, you stupid spastics.
SATAN KNOWS! \m//
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simp
Ktim
There are good cults?
If you worship Megadeth or Mustaine, you're in a cult, and it's a bad cult, you stupid spastics.
DAVE MUSTAINE
IS THE LEADER OF METAL
The lost Satanic Warmaster album
Can't believe she's really dead bros... It's all my fault, fucking hell
i don't know if it's just because this was the first slayer album i actually bought or not, but it's actually not that bad. has some bangers on it.
Did anybody ask?
don't care, you little shit urchin
I did.
Who has the best stage name in metal history?
Dude was like, i like beer so much I'm going to drink all the beer in the world. Every single beer. What a tough dude.
Sir anus the farthuffer
Kinda disappointed in the new defeated sanity, they dropped things that gave them contrast (tremelos, noodles, "jazz" riffs, weird time signatures) and made an album mostly comprised of breakneck death metal riffs
None So Gay.
Well maybe you should next time to minimize your shit presence on this website, thanks in advance.
this thing is pretty sick
*shit
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Obviously
You couldn't even lift it with your little runt arms. It would break your back.
you WILL read my posts and you WILL like it, bitch
Boggoblins are swarming again, bros... is this one metal
I could lift like, 10 of them and crush your skull with them, easily, lmao
I'd still suck if I bought this. Fuck.
Timmy Tumpet is a genius
You have fag wrists and your pretty much gay
Your mom said the exact opposite when I beast-burgered her last night LOL
My mom would bend you over and hit it with a strap. She's not like the other moms. Give it up Sven you hump the bed at night.
I guess I must be something else for her then, sorry bro...
what? speak English you little fruit, or show me your ass
This is literally what I said to your mom when she was smding my dick lmfao
GOATPERVERTOR
From grindr 'openbutt4chungusdick' sicko
"I'm just a history buff."
Was based of him tho.
Half the original band we immigrants, from Chile and Cuba. The *** couldn't get to them.
None So Vile is entry level as fuck. Maybe death metal just ain't for you.
I just roke up
None So Vile is entry level as fuck. Maybe death metal just ain't for you.
The truth hurts your lil baby ears huh
Euro is still alive?!?!?!
More like None So Mild. You guys are boring.
He ran off to Argentina.
We're all gay.
Trans women aren't gay
Prove it.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Satanic Warmaster - Opferblut
Thoughts? Serious replies only.
Too busy fucking your mom's brains out to care sorry LOL
Decent album
Satanic Warmaster - Opferblut
decent album
LOL
How many bands does it take for a split to become a V/A compilation?
five?
3
Death = Death metal = AIDS metal
I'm trying to think of 4-way splits that are consistent throughout but I'm struggling. Maybe the recent one with Totale Vernichtung.
Picrel is a 5-way war metal split. It's actually pretty good!!
Correct.
CROWN OF
EURGGGGGGGGGGH
Whoa