NSBM supremacy edition
/metal/
Blasting
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
regular mayhem fan
effort thread without an art hoe image (or in this case a man dressing like an art hoe) gets janny'd
I'm making another Anon Babble thread
Why is it always the NS editions that get all the basics wrong
Matthew was the straw that broke the camels back for this place
because they're tourists that don't care about board culture
What do you know about culture?
Matthew didn’t like my post about him getting doxxed and tried to get me banned lmao
much more than you, my LARPing mutt spammer
I like when Finns get chunky.
not as good as 80's slayer but fuck it.
Saw in an interview that frank Mullen could earn 300-600 a show
Anyone know about death metal band earnings?
oh nonononono NSBMsisters....surely some of us are from EVROPA................
Matthew are you messing around on that website again? I can’t afford to be having my name associated with whatever weird shit you’re doing
someone recommend me some blackened heavy metal
Your need for that post to be mine, will never make it so. How's the weather in Brooklyn?
it's overhated
Dittohead is one of their best songs ever
ABHORRANCE OF YOU
IS IN OSIRIS
ABHORRANCE OF YOU
IS IN ME
Killing Fields is an ass beater. Bostaph is underappreciated imo. Sure, he's no Dave, but he's got so much power while being super tight.
oh it's not bad at all
It's just not "as" good you know? But it's still blastable.
ALBUM OF THE DECADE
For me its fanisk noontide
NHH
I just roke up
Your need for that post to be mine, will never make it so
hey mutt next time proofread your posts before posting them from your jeetdroid. it gives you away way too easily
like half of you need to fuck off from this general forever
its literally midnight
He is some kind of polack or russmonkey actually.
Check this out
wow you guys are fucking dorks, no wonder metal is dying
the big "4" are metallica, slayer, anthrax and megadeth
megadeath is just budget metallica
slayer have a single good album
literally no one knows anthrax
Where did this thrash meme start, Metallica is the only thrash band with any popularity
What does NSBM stand for? Sorry I’m new to /metal/
it's just marketing for amerifats
Damn dude what's it like being a massive retard?
Not Supporting Bleeprat Mediocrity
National Socialist Black Metal
That being said I don't know what USBM is
Nappy soling black metal
Name a single Anthrax song
caught in a mosh
anthrax were literally a mtv band
Anthrax died with Greg Walls
I Am the Law
united states
Newfags gotta lurk
Where do I go with NWOBHM after Number of the Beast?
how many times do we have to tell you? the big 4 was calculated by sales
to a retirement home
satan
diamond head
raven
fist
guess the band
t. wore a Metallica shirt and got beat up behind a dumpster by kids wearing Slayer shirts
For me it's wearing my Insomnium shirt and talking to no one
I can't think of a punching bag bigger than Pantera, no idea.
kek
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New dissodiaperdisaster just dropped
What's some good extreme metal for people who don't like extreme metal? I'm thinking of stuff like In Flames.
good x for people that don't like x
Why are zoomies like this? If you don't like something don't force it
2021
not in the archives
you posting this
A bit weird
You may be missing the point. It's about bands that do different stuff with extreme genres that make them stand on its own. It doesn't have to be accessible necessarily, just good. It doesn't have to be melodeath, I've heard some fantastic atmospheric black metal lately, but it's the kind that fans scoff at and go "that doesn't count!"
your subhuman IQ is showing again lol
>not in the archives
It's a shitstirring phrase to rile up the people who like the thing you don't like that's all.
Catch-22
b-but they aren't extreme metal
or extreme
or metal at all
don't care faggot Keasbey Nights goes harder than your fucking meme scandi band
*stand on their own
I'm not sure that I'm explaining it well anyway. For example:
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Unironically
I get why you'd think I'm baiting, but I'm genuinely asking.
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Even more dissodookie for the guys with the D'Artagnan beard and the fedora on their head and a pony on their shirt
I look like this and say this
Thank you Hecksister
Also is that woni
I'm not falling for the psyop. USBM is actually great.
That is perfect English, retarded New Yorican
MAY 23RD
OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE
ULTRA
USBM reigns supreme!
This is now an AK88 appreciation thread
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I give up who is it
You're supposed to wait until 310 to make the new thread
Thanks Matthew, you're an upstanding citizen
I just roke up
i don't know what this meme is but it makes me raugh
Today's my birthday, bros
Fuck you I love it
CHRIST IS KING
CHRIST IS KING
Don't spoonfeed the thread tourists please, Matthew
Happy birthday nigga
Metal for losing my wizard status?
wow i thought the meme would be funnier but it's...not. it's just zoomers recycling shit from 15 years ago
I am The Joker.
New
"No".
starting to fink only good black metal is filosofem by burzum
went over a cliff after that
Only third wave is real
New Sleep Token is basically peak metal
man i stopped coming here short after the bleeptard started shitting up the threads
i thought after a year or two he surely would have lost interest but it's worse than it's ever been
depressing
be the change you wish to see
Even trannypopper posted a decent rec. That's one more than Matthew has.
Mayhem rules!
Anthrax has only one album anyone talks about
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eh no chance of survival
guess i'll just go back to lurk for blastings every once in a while
gaylord
USBM
Its the most mediocre poser shit. Dont bother.
nappy soiling bowel movement
you had one (1) job
you fell for the psyop
Can someone please tell me where /cum/ is?
My ears don't lie to me. You just have shit taste
I'm not going post in the ratless thread because it's going to die because no one will post in it
...
I understand the network effect, but this general's number of regulars is likely in the single digit range at this point. Last thread I made did okay for a late night.
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get fucked europoor
i like this album
help i can't stop listening to slayer
I'm making the r9k thread my new home.
Early Mayhem yes.
why listen to speed metal, thrash metal and other derivatives when motorhead exists?
bogglin
Listening to GHUA right now m/
Motörhead don't have blast beats bra
it's already halfway down the catalog. Too many >tfw no gf threads constantly being posted. it will be dead by the time you take a shit and come back
Fucking hell, he's old. I thought he was in his 20s. Didn't realize he was pushing 40.
GUILTY OF BEING WHITE x 12
GUILTY OF BEING RIGHT
What did Hanneman mean by this bros?
Everyone should watch this video and let it sink in a little bit.
yeah Anon Babble's faster pace poses a problem. Does Anon Babble have a higher or lower posts-per-hour rate? The board also has IDs in its favor, but no originality filter.
He looks borderline homeless. I can see a guy like him sucking cock under a bridge for a needle in 10 years. Maybe 5.
Absu is based. What exactly is their current status? I can't figure if out they're actually reformed or not.
I fucking love metal. Fuck yeah
ive no idea i know they have shows this summer in europe but thats it
This is important.
I fucking love metal. Fuck yeACK
helps the women cook
Holy beta
genuinely what does this post even mean man
how will liking metal kill you
Im American you faggot
I'm Anglo-Canadian, literally the most based and metal nationality possible.
These threads are just schizo spam so it wouldn't surprise me if there was some way in which listening to metal kills you.
riffs so fat they gave me a heart attack
May 23rd
The 80th anniversary of the downfall of the West
What did they mean by this?
trve norwegian black metal
Shimmy shimmy yaw shimmy yaw shimmy yay
HEIL
What happened to the other thread
shut up fag
It's right here:
let's see Yeji's demo
true
Incorrect
It is kind of odd. At least negru and bongman and me (always missing the list) take monthlong breaks.
Yeah that's crazy but have you tried taking your meds
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i'm just not reading lmao how about that
based andrew tate follower
Anon has been shilling rcanine shitthread for days and it only has a few replies LMFAO
And you can't get in.
Metal music songs
metal music albums, even
Don't know much about these clusters but you sound mentally ill yeah
Someone post the song (you know the one)
yeah they're just little devil teddy bears those guys
the worst thing to happen to someone in Norway is they had to go to church with their family growing up I swear.
you sound mentally ill. did you remember to take your anti psychotic meds?
why are you posting that
I have jews inside my walls
same
oops wrong pic meant to post my blast. sorry little guy, didn't mean to make you seethe.
Should i sit down to see Emperor or stand up??
I'm not even angry
nooo anon, you can't just go and remind everyone that the thread shitting shills project their own image when they come up with the redditor lingo they use to denigrate Anon Babble users!
Only good song posted so far
like most emperor fans you should just bend over
good or just another pretty face?
also how old is this nigga
Just nutted, metal for this feel?
Correct.
The metal music.
stand down
I post here and I can confirm I am mentally ill. lisening to meshuggah currently not sure if that matters
What is the highest rated NSBM album on rateyourmusic?
I wouldn't know because I don't use that shite site.
IT'S SO FUCKING [spoiler]mid[/spoiler]
lmao
based
Kultur
catchy af
This is how out of the loop I was. I met him and he kind of reminded me of Squiggy from 'Laverne and Shirley'. Because I met him when I was a kid, too, at a baseball game. I met him and I was like, 'Wow, fuckin' Squiggy.' Anyway, I meet the guy and he's carrying a mace, but it looks like he stole the table leg off his mom's kitchen table and put, like, nails through it and shit. And he was wearing this $1.99 cape that you'd buy at the dollar store during Halloween. They brought me backstage and they said, 'Uranus, or whatever, from Mayhem is there and wants to meet you.' So I went out there and met him. And in his broken English, he said [in robotic, foreign accent] 'I did not have problem with you, but this band Gorguts They are not true Death Metal/Black-Metal band.' And I was just sitting there with a big shit-eating grin on my face like, 'Yeah, that's cool, man.' And I really didn't know the importance of the guy. To me he looked like another goofball fan.
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files.catbox.moe
For real this time
Keep Calm and listen to songs
Don't forget the pills
Judas Priest FUCKING SUCKS
Anthrax > You
I don't do drugs sorry
Yummy!
Judas Priest FUCKING RULES
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What are we all listening to today for Marshall Monday?
Yeah? Are you?
Rats in the walls
he's still stalking
Obsessed!
Rust in peace
What was the post
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BLASTING
Once when I was 15 I was volunteering in a thrift store and I found this interesting looking collection of horror stories by an enigmatically-named author HP LOVECRAFT. First story was The Rats in the Walls. Scared the shit outta me. My favourite of that collection ended up being The Outsider which was even scarier to 15 y/o me. All this I just stumbled on without having any inkling whatsoever of Lovecraft. I had even less idea of his influence on heavy metal. What's the most metal HPL story in your opinions? For me it's The Dunwich Horror, or maybe The Outsider.
Okay fr though Slipknot went absolutely brazy on this one
Holy shit.
I haven't finished reading most his stuff yet but of the stories I've read Call of Cthulhu and Dream quest of unknown kadath were my favorites. The outsider is great. I've got to get around to going through the rest of his stuff. Lovecraft is based and very metal
Lovecraft is based and very metal
/metal/ awfully silent after this one...
I look like that and I own a fedora. correct
What's the most metal HPL story in your opinions? For me it's The Dunwich Horror, or maybe The Outsider.
Two that come to mind are Pickman's Model and The Hound
Personally I like the Spooky Skeletons and the Goblin Overlord, that one really resonated with me
Going bald lads
What music is playing in the background, anyone got a track ID?
Imagine paying for plastic shit lol
Yeah those are great too
You can finally consider yourself a true metalhead, congrats
tfw the best tracks on this album are the ones without guitar
Varg is a genius.
30 second snippet from ULTRA
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I prefer Flaming Ouroboros now, sorry chud
more like, MKUltra
you know i'm right.
CORRECT.
zapped over use of the They Breed word
what a fucking pile
Maybe try to stay on-topic next time?
The anon made a post with some effort and attempt to spark discussion, too...
Staff punish constructive posts using naughty words as an excuse while letting the worst of ritualposts and off-topic drivel run free. Another quarter in the Heckson Was Right jar?
He was completely on topic
I'm going to make a regular post... but get this
I'm going to end the post with... THE EPIC N-WORD!!!
Wow, you're a fucking retard
You are ignoring what I say on purpose. Fuck you.
Mankind in his insatiable search for divine knowledge
Has discarded all biblical teachings
Realizing that the strength of religion
Is the repression of knowledge
All structures of religion have collapsed
Life prays for death in the wake of the horror of these revelations
It's never imagined how graphic the reality
That would be known as the end of creation would manifest itself
We believe all this chaos and atrocity
Can be traced back to one single event
We hold these truths to be painfully self evident
All men are not created equal
Only the strong will prosper, only the strong will conquer
Only in the darkness of Christ have I realized
God hates us all, God hates us all
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IT'S UP LADS
PESSIMIST, TERRORIST TARGETING THE NEXT MARK
GLOBAL CHAOS FEEDING ON HYSTERIA
CUT THROAT, SLIT YOUR WRIST, SHOOT YOU IN THE BACK FAIR GAME
DRUG ABUSE, SELF ABUSE SEARCHING FOR THE NEXT HIGH
SOUNDS A LOT LIKE HELL IS SPREADING ALL THE TIME
I'M WAITING FOR THE DAY THE WHOLE WORLD FUCKING DIES
Did HP Hatecraft say that?
I bet ol' HP Lovecraft would think the atomic bomb was the biggest shit lol
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Okay but is this metal-adjacent?
Is this the doom metal?
mods r ghey
This is still AOTYSF.
Got a 3/5 on RYM though
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Great album!
Moonlight Sorcery
Bongman - Goblin Joker (2025)
is it worth seeing Exhorder?
Knocked Loose or Sleep Token?
t. nu-male
I don't like either but I was asking for all the real metalchuds here
I wish I enjoyed metal more than I did, was able to find something to appreciate in more of the genres. Of all music metal has the best album covers, no room for argument.
Holy shit you're right.
Reminder that its actually the Gen Z posters here that engage in intelligent metal discussion and share high quality music whereas the millennial+ posters are the ones who unnecessarily shit the thread with reddit-tier ironic shitposting that leads nowhere. No Gen Z metalheads that post here care about sleep token or knocked loose, its just the basement dwelling 35 year old manchilds who have nothing better to do than spam the thread. Notice how on mu you constantly see threads whining about zoomers; these are the millenials who are making fantano threads, and sleep token threads, and etc. You know I am right.
I know that you need to take your meds and listen to Kultur. Get a life, loser.
post J-dawg's wife
How dare you disrespect my metal music. We don't care if you laugh at us while you all sit at the cool table, we will build our own god damned restaurant to spite all of you normie posers. Metal rules.
I mean look at this. I bumped into this on Bandcamp after randomly discovering Phyllomedusa yesterday and while I don't know if I'd bother downloading this album (especially with how cringe the description of the band is) when I was scrolling this cover stopped me dead in my tracks. I wish that bands advertised their artists more readily without me needing to go hunting around on discogs or some shit, but I found the guy's instagram page and the amount of skill he has is stunning.
Devin "The Moth" Townsend
Who even listens to metal anymore.
Everyone here shitposts.
yeah this is a punk stan general
Didn't know rėddit actually listened to good music, but okay. Might see if they have any similar recommendations
The new hate forest album is pretty good. Surprised to see the new drudkh posted here more than that
I got filtered by the production. That and I'd say its riffs are still weaker than Hour which he's never quite managed to live up to again.
I'M MADE OF METAL..
Can't get over how fucking ugly he is m8s.
Looks like he hangs around schools a bit too much.
Who the fuck are these people and why does someone bring them up all the time
MY CIRCUITS GLEAM
F yeah bro
He posts here daily and is one of the resident schizos. He basically just kept posting himself and off-topic shit in /bleep/ then started doing it here too.
99% of the non-metal posts that make no sense are him.
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killer riffs...
stop shilling your obscure band bro no one cares
I really think they're the most forward thinking band working in metal at the moment but they tend to fly under the radar :(
It's hipstercore with no sick riffs
but they tend to fly under the radar :(
They're not exactly underground huh
It's just psychedelic BM, it's cool but not exactly rewriting music as we speak
they tend to fly under the radar
lol
see new /shital/ edition
open, post The shit ov god
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I do think there's a combination of things though, yes psychedelic BM but also pretty out there instrumentation (brass instrumentation, ton of synths and effect use), often using uncommon time signatures or even pushing time in weird ways (see: Ikikäärme) and a vocalist that goes really all over the place with BM vocal techniques.
I guess I can see if people don't find it all out there but I do think they combine a bunch of more unconventional things and write really great albums with it
The shit ov Varg
Based
under the radar
Very popular in rym what are you talking about