Who's objectively the lamest band ever?

Who's objectively the lamest band ever?

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KISS
Moby if you count solo artists

milli vanilli

Kings of Leon

Moby is awesome though

my band

U2 past that album with Vertigo. They were already widely hated back then, but still massive as a brand and seemingly unstoppable. But then came a whole streak of geriatric albums with the iTunes disaster in the middle and now they're this:
youtube.com/watch?v=TNMsGVwUXc0

andrew jackson jihad, i mean, "AJJ"

Sleep Token.

Imagine Dragons or Train

That band who wrote Breakfast at Tiffany's

The Beatles. I'm not going to explain myself.

I think I remember that film

Megadeth

no female fans

all songs about "muh war bad"

drug addicted christcuck frontman

bands entire existence is due to getting kicked out of the superior Metallica

no female fans

all songs about "muh war bad"

drug addicted christcuck frontman

How are any of these things bad?

objectively

ask subjectivities

death grips

we have Coldplay at home

Dave Matthews Band

Because bitches, guns, and satan are cool.

seconded

Led Zeppelin based on the music, the fans and what it inspired.

fpbp

nickelback

Definitely SoaD, Deftones, Limp Bizkit, Mudvayne, the list goes on.

^ this

SOAD is rad you fag

They definitely got the worst fanbases who think they are so much better than other Nu-Metal bands.

Weezer
Forget quality and just look at the aesthetic
They're called fuckin Weezer
They're entire shtick is being lame

That's definitely not true for Limp Bizkit

Christcuck

Megadeth sucks but you need to stop gagging on dick like yesterday, heathen. He's coming. Are you going?

Coldplay
or Kid Rock if you count solo "artists"

Coldplay is cooler than Gaydiohead and Muse and all those other alt bands Reddit worships

Pearl Jam

Maroon 5

OP said lamest not gayest

They haven't been remotely cool since they made that song with Rihanna

I don't browse reddit/don't care what they think, nor do I like Gaydiohead or Muse but I would listen to either over Coldplay and if reddit does hate Coldplay that's their broken clock moment.

I am sick of pretending that dogshit "I used to rule the world" song isn't the worst song of the 2000s. the old Coldplay was dogshit too.

Wow you are so cool bro

Yes.

Oh yeah true I somehow missed them being listed.

Coldplay's never been cool
A shame really since their older output is pretty good

Ghost

viva la vida

old coldplay

Coldplay are not even the lamest post britpop bands

Why were they hated when Vertigo came out?

Cause Bono's been annoying since the 90s lmao

Old Coldplay is anything made before Mylo Xyloto anon
Unless you really wanna argue the acousticky Parachutes is their only "old" album cause everything after sounds different

AJR, just look at this

Muse

They were not.
Or if they were it was by a very small portion of the population.
"All You Can't Leave Behind" was a very successful and popular album.

Radiohead

yeh prolly this.
I remember having friends in middle school who were 'emo' and listened to the most surface level emo shit.
emo's already considered gay and surface level.
I didn't know about AJR till much later when I was friends with some 2010's emo's, and they listened to some of what the 2000's emos listened to, but AJR seemed to be their main shit. Those old friends however wouldn't be caught dead listening to AJR

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Mumford & Sons

This.

One of their members was too based so he got fired

Any band that wasn't formed or popular in the 80s

megadeth

Dream Theater or Tool. Scratch that, Steampowered Giraffe.

Tool