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lmfao
Blasting?
Janny dunking on crappy posters lol
kek other shit threads got nuked. based proper OP maker reigns supreme
BASED
BLASTING
thank you simpsister
is that... a WOMAN? In the first post???
How will /metal/ ever recover
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
Kaevum
what do you mean?
NSBM reigns supreme
im painting my nails black
ULTRA BASED
Heil Kultur.
yes thank you simpsister
Again, not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
Any other good disastrous murmur albums besides this?
KAEVUM - KULTUR
Instakvetch lmao
Thank you Mutthew
It is not enough to be non-rodent, we must be actively anti-rodent.
Kultur this, NSBM that... How about some love for Dark Funeral?
Nope 'n' cope
Why is Jdawgs wife so epic
Interesting how suffocation is structurally very metal on paper but they manage to get so many different sounds from the formula
Do they use standard tuning or their own tuning?
Meds
You can't be a lame and hang out with the dawg.
suffocation suck epic style
RAMMSTEIN AT HOME!!!!!!!! \m//
Imagine one of these gay NSBM posters being forced into the same room as a trad waifu, and then they pee their pants and cry to get out of the room lol
fighting the jews by blasting shitty metal in my basement
Why does Kaevum trigger so many chuds here, is it because there's a woman on the cover?
Because we're a /Fatherland/ general.
Grand Belial's Key
Suffo is the best death metal band and it isn't even close
you got your memes mixed up bud
How far do you go into the Graveland discography?
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
50 posts
3 posters
Correct.
samefagging
Nope.
Not metal
that zesty faggot would be a transgirl today if not for the AIDS
You ever just have a completely out of place song in your playlist? Lol
Prove it.
Haha that's so wacky dude!
I don't have playlists because metal is meant to be enjoyed in an album format.
women are not allowed in /metal/
Megadeth best songs playlist
he thinks metal songs are motivically connected, forming a large whole
Smartest metalfag
is that dasha
xe's doing it again
No, you're not allowed to show other things
completely out of place
What do you mean? All of those songs are for absolute fags
Incorrect. (Again).
correct and based
what we thinking bout this one?
I need to have one playlist I can put on while I'm working
Devin "Mothman" Townsend
"never seen these guys before, wonder why a metalfag would shitpost about them"
Country of origin: Israel
I fucking hate american hours I swear to god
Why not have a few albums to put on while working?
keep seething muhammad
god blesses those who bless israel
I just listen to albums on a random order while working, huh
You have an entire containment board and you obese fucks just can't help yourselves
durka durka i fuck goats
i would gladly enlist for another tour to smoke your cousin fucking family for what they did in 9/11
based, orphaned land is great tier
Why did you reply to yourself, lass?
What's the most kino tuning? (besides E Standard of course)
F
elaborate
their material sounds pretty samey to me
Natur >>> Kultur
8 string
this
ULTRA AOTY
Incorrect.
Drop C
FISCUS
JUDAICUSSSSSSSsssssssssssss
Dissodelights
Bros please help me out. I've been searching for that gif of a brown kid making a ridiculous face slowly dancing around at a wedding I think. I can't fucking find it.
A#
Incorrect.
Shalom
Kaevum
low iq tupa tupa death metal
look at say demise of the clone or cycles of suffering, totally different from any other death metal song
the average blood incantation fan is...
why is the kaevum poster so neurotic?
is he jewish?
Varg Vikernes is a genius.
After fact checking this statement it turns out this is 100% TRVE!
Imagine being called Kristian lol
the irony
His name is LOUIS CACHET and you WILL respect him.
Summoning Matthew
he will be remembered for centuries
Summoning Summoning.
Berg Vikerstein
fucking gay
Today’s my birthday, bros
just ran this through my data analyst and the return might surprise you: Correct.
Louis Cachet was brutally raped in the bitterly cold winter of '94
been binging them yesterday and i think that the two album that came after this one greatly outshine it.
is it a controversial opinion?
KWAB (NEW)
OZZY OSBOURNE Promises To Do His 'Best' At His Final Concert, But Admits He 'May Be Sitting Down' While Performing
Probably a hot take. Minas Morgul, Stronghold, and Oathbound are widely considered their best. While both Old Mornings Dawn and With Doom We Come are considered more forgettable than everything that came before (not counting the debut).
Personally With Doom We Come has really, really grown on me.
I want to redeem
GO!
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The real hot take is preferring Lugburz.
Probably the hottest take you can get in regards to Summoning. Dragons of Time is a great song though.
haven't checled Stronghold and Oathbound yet, been going in reverse release order.
it's just felt more flat and blander.
but to be fair it wasn't an effort listen, i was just blasting it in the background while grinding HOTS games.
I'M A MATCH
SHE'S KEROSENE
YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA BURN DOWN EVERYTHING
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Totally different? Well they have their unique style, that's what makes them one of the greats. But considering there is an entire subgenre basically dedicated to worshipping Suffocation (br00tal DM), I wouldn't say there's nothing that resembles them
To answer your previous question, they do use standard tuning. Human Waste/Effigy in C and the rest in C#
hi silly metalheads
all I live for is huge fucking sagging tits and riffs
Ozzy cannot stand or walk
Ozzy may be sitting down
The only other opinion open to him is lying down.
Either way, he's lying.
Who are you calling silly?
youtu.be
This is metal
OK, so what genre of metal is it?
Metal isn't a genre, but a lifestyle.
Cyber metal
Rattus subhumanis
tfw I stumble upon my cringe comment at a music video
it's a top comment and shit but, eh, gnomesayin?
came out in 2018
still the "new" Pagan Hellfire album
Really loving it though.
been going in reverse release order.
why?
Prawo stali and Impalers wolves
the rest after...
Ultra is great. Kaevumsisters, you will love it. Sieg fucking heil!
Consider reaching out up to Dawn of Iron Blades.
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cant believe we lost bongman to you boring ass cunts
bring him back
its a free country dude
Bongtourist
Bonggoblin
Sharon Osbourne Came Up with Idea for Final Concert So Husband Ozzy Had a 'Reason to Get Up in the Morning'
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
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Summoning Bongman
a 'Reason to Get Up in the Morning'
For me it's beer and metal.
thank you simpsister
I'm a dude and not a simp but women do simp for me, correct.
Check this out
*THE* definition of heavy metal:
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Correct.
FUCKING SLAYEEEEEEEER
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Kerry "Short Stack" King
He's not that short and women don't even care about height when you can RIFF.
based.
Same goes for being BALD.
She's working on her new metal album
My demo's coming out tomorrow
I'm working on documenting and filtering every one of your rat rituals. Updating my text file.
More of a lion actually
Another for the text file.
Megabeer
Yeah? Is it?
Thank you for making my documentation easier. Still, no cheese for you.
Any other cool dark metal bands such as Sleep Token?
Knocked Loose
She looks like she feeds off the energy of mutilated foreskins
just a weird image to save
Grim freak hour I guess
we like it grim here, those of us who want to post metal and not spam thots and random youtube links that is
You post cringe images
Why are metalheads always twinks?
Joe Biden - Prostate Cancer
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
Hip-hop is not metal no matter how much you think it "goes hard".
3 6 Mafia is an honorary kvlt member.
What's up with DJ Paul's arm
Sematary is metal
What are some good food-themed metal albums?
Post that Baphomet album
As Negru would put it this definitely "goes hard"
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I just roke up
So like $uicideboys but shittier, nice
i just got into deathcore after only listening to Cannibal Corpse and Chuck Schuldiner... how the fuck do Will Ramos and all the other guys do that shit with their voice?
MAKE METAL GREAT AGAIN
Sorry I don't know what that is
Didn't expect you to, no worries. 3-6 is for people who think they're listening to something cool and underground lol
No, some people just stop with the originators and forget about the derivations
Yeah, the classic "I listen to the REAL music" types lmao
Losercore
Metallica or Megadeth? Choose one.
megadeth, all day every day
This is why you're still a literal who DJ
being this clueless
Lmfao
I don't have anything to reply back with I'll just laugh sheepishly
lmao
Metallica
I called you clueless actually (which you are) lmfao
Go listen to some more losercore
Burzum or Darkthrone? Choose one.
Now you're directing your replies at no one like a coward.
I'll just accept your concession.
So clueless you didn't even realize you lost the argument lmfaooo
Losercore incarnate
Shhh.. you can stop typing now.
Just won another argument (again)
Holy shit this is actually really good.
Why can't they make a fantasy film with the aesthetics of black metal music/album covers
Why are there so few albums as good as Isis' Panopticon?
don't care for ISIS
don't care for Panopticon
Your loss no worries
Megadeth is a lead guitar circle jerk with literally unlistenable vocals
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Imagine not being able to appreciate Dave's kinotastic vocals.
i like daves vocals
Do you also like Cradle of Filths vocals?
might have put too much hot mustard on my chow mein or I just stirred it perfecty, I'm getting horseradish out the wazoo with every bite.
blasting youtu.be
Melvins would be great without the vocals
Adam Kalmbach = genius
Correct.
lol this is so cute.
As someone with quality taste for metal I disagree.
You're a rodent though
Why mosh? You wail around like a monkey. Totally unaryan. You sieg heil and headbang. None of that pussy punk bullshit.
Mortal Heroes has always been my favorite.
You kill like 10,000 braincells everytime you head bang
go ahead and take a video of yourself sieg heiling at a concert.
More of a lion actually.
he'd be harassed by antifa chads
Is there such a thing as NS Death Doom / Gothic Metal? Like MDB, Type O, Katatonia, but for chuds.
NEW
BILLIONS OF DEAD BRAINCELLS
Jawdrop cooler
BMO in the background
Based Canadian anti-antifa chad.
THOT THREAD DO NOT ENGAGE
so the joke is that you put great albums and associate them with cuckoldry and pegging, am i correct??
REAL NON-SIMP THREAD
Correct. You're always welcome to leave ;)