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Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
BREAKING: diehard Kaevum fans spotted in line waiting for their album Ultra
GODS TRANSFORM ME
THIS STORM WILL CLEANSE ME
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Looks like Israelis
kek accurate doe
Why are there so many different color variations for this cover art. there must be 100
Epica is great actually.
An album that is beloved, celebrated, and cherished by all true posters of /metal/.
kek accurate doe
I'm not falling for the psyop. USBM is actually great.
USBM is actually great.
Name 2.
HEIL
absu
demoncy
go ahead, reply with "b-but they suck..."
Boring ritualpost
It really is going to be "them" spamming it nonstop in a couple days isn't it? They've already been doing so with the previous album every single thread for the past several weeks.
And so it appears anon has fallen for the psop. Sad!
BLASTING
no Weakling
Good post.
It always was great, the only people who disagree are pissy, ignorant nordcucks who feel the need to desperately cling onto their native region's only significant contribution to heavy music.
good thing i'm gone all memorial day weekend drinking with family while /meal/ will get bombarded with kaevumslop spam from pic related
Metal with the most manic and annoying riffs? Cryptopsy isn't mental enough for me today.
memorial day weekend
It's a mutt posting about mutts.
Absolute pottery LOL.
Both literal slop and what's even funnier, not even black metal. Characteristics that set black metal apart from the rest of metal are non-existent in those two, they are both thrash, or more like trash.
mutts posting NSBM
mutts posting against NSBM
it's mutts all the way down
It never was. And only people that ever contributed anything meaningful were nordic.
symphonic metal
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Grim!
I'm not sure what you're criteria for mental is, but try this album for some schizo vocals.
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he samefags all day trying to force the same meme. A few months ago he admitted he is not White. It's pure self-hatred and cope. He doesn't even listen to metal, he has just latched onto this thread as an outlet for his inferiority complex
Can we do something about this schizo trying to derail every thread with race discussions
meaningful contributions are the ones that I like personally
Found one lol
Today is Queen Victoria Day you stupid metalfags.
A few months ago he admitted he is not White
yeah what about the kaevum spammer? so what if he's not white??
You can't enjoy good music? Let me help you anon
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Meaningful is anything new a.k.a. innovative - something that has never been done before - which can only be attributed to nordic bands. Any metal genre.
I'm Brazilian and severely overweight
Sure thing Canuck
Obsequiae
Fanisk
BONUS:
Eldrig
you don't look overweight bro
I'll check it out, but I mean more schizo riffs and structure. Think the way cryptopsy sounds like constantly ratcheting danger
But would you still consider it good if you weren't a coomer who wants a goth gf
You know what, you're right. Black Sabbath being from Gothenburg and everything
I'd like to put a baby in her womb.
Are you that mexican "hyperborean" from the last thread?
This is not what I had in mind but it's good, Thanks brah
My favorite Nordic death metal bands? Ah yes, Morbid Angel, Deicide, Death, Cannibal Corpse, the list goes on
The funny part is that you're completely correct
I would consider it good as long as I have my hearing and functioning brain. And for the record, I'm not a coomer.
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The fucking bus came minutes earlier so I got fucked and missed it, only seen the last two songs of Warbringer. Throughout the night the guitars could've been more pronounced. Cryptopsy opened with Slit your guts, good stuff. They played new and old songs in tandem. I wasn't familiar with the new stuff but they played that new song some of you posted here. Blasphemy made flesh, Graves of the fathers (holy shit!) and they closed with Orgiastic disembowelment. Last time I've seen Decapitated they only played Spheres of madness from the first 4 albums, I was absolutely seething. This time there were more older songs and they even played Winds of creation, that is most definitely what the fuck is up!
After buying a guitar and started to fuck around now I truly appreciate how ridiculous some of these songs are. I was looking at the finger movements these songs require and it's just ridiculous. I know Vogg is truly a talented nigga but seeing him play all this shit without looking at the guitar is just mind blowing.
Merch prices are still ridiculous and the chicks that attend these gigs still dress like the biggest whores. One had a huge round ass like I haven't seen since my German language teacher in highschool.
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Not a single one of the bands you named there is good lmao
You're right about him being a retard though
I weigh almost 300 pounds
I like this album. They're good at death/gothic.
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how do you feel about Nightwish my semen retainer friend
YOUR ONTARIO TOWN
IS JUST A BURIAL GROUND
FOR OLD FRIENDS
Very good early with Tarja. Boring later.
This nigga takes the BUS lmfao
Sucks about Warbringer, but that shows sounds awesome. Orgiastic Disembowelment is an unexpected song for them to play which is awesome.
I went to a show (by transit) last Saturday and I made sure to leave early enough to make it before the doors even opened. Stupid metalfags don't know how to use Google Maps.
Are you in Vienna or Budapest
There are two types of metalheads;
Rage-filled destitute people who can't even afford a car
AND
Privileged autistic edgelords who feel misunderstood
You unironically need to be medicated, you make the same 5 posts multiple times per day just to uphold an imaginary narrative that only exists in your mind. Stop posting about not-metal, subhuman
I'm in Brazil
And I am both of them
Privileged and destitute? Are you homeless in Switzerland or something?
which one are you brokie?
I'm on disability and live with my mother but I make sure to get my rock on daily m/
100% the latter, as I'd expect most people posting here to be
I am from the Balkans lol
I can only dream of having a quality of life as high as a homeless man in Switzerland
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i'm just a blue collar worker who is obsessed with metal
Actually, I had to take a bus, then the subway and finally a tram. Because I like to get fucked up, imagine not drinking at a gig. Gnomesayin?
Orgiastic Disembowelment is an unexpected song for them to play which is awesome.
How come? I think it's pretty fitting, last song of their most popular album.
I'm the hung aryan chad, yes sir.
Reposting, any of you will attend this? This will be fucking awesome. GBH, fucking Discharge and 'ploited, let's go!
How does it feel to live among war criminals? Metal? m/
I, too, had to take a bus, the train, and then another bus when I saw Sleigh Bells Saturday.
alchie
not going to make it
Megadeth (great band) wouldn't exist if Dave never had a drinking problem
Have any of you ever been to Obscene Extreme? If so, what did it smell like?
if i want to go to a metal show i have to drive 100 miles minimum and get a hotel because i'm not driving back drunk after midnight
I, too, enjoy Pantera
Just pass out in your car. Also make sure you hide your keys somewhere because you can get a DUI just having them on you
Nothing, occasionally weed. And if you can, go. Legit a life experience.
average IQ of 90
It's worse than what you're probably imagining in some faraway place there, it's only "metal" if you're cut off from that IRL
Land of the free.
*Ubers to the only local venue in my small city to drunkenly cheer on the highschool dweebs playing black metal*
What the fuck
tfw will be moving back to my hometown to live with my mom soon so I can save cash and get the fuck out of this shithole hopefully
it's a literal black hole in every way conceivable, there is literally NOTHING there
I have to enjoy these almost weekly gigs while I live here (and make literally no cash lmao). just bought a ticket yesterday to Perturbator, Paradise lost/Messa and Incantation. With Cattle decapitation and Skeletal remains. Honestly I just hope there will be some good Incantation merch because I really like their logo. Lol.
there is literally NOTHING there
Sounds like a dream to most metalheads, no?
Honestly I just hope there will be some good Incantation merch because I really like their logo. Lol.
Oh ok, you're just a trendy instagrammer. Enjoy your metal phase!
seriously how many of you live with your parents? i moved out when i was 18 and never looked back and i'm in my 30s. how could you possibly tolerate living with your parents? it's also not very metal to have your mommy take care of you.
literally no metalhead even has a job
i live with my boyfriend
I'm very overweight and homeless
the best black metal comes from belgium
North American NSBM reigns supreme
I live with my parents and I'm not planning on moving out. Waste of energy and money which I can't afford anyway.
Faggot
Dave wrote the folowing songs in the 1 year span between getting kicked out of metallica in 1983 and playing the first shows with megadeth at the start of 1984:
Last Rites/Loved to Deth
Rattlehead
Skull beneath the skin
Killing is my business and business is good
Wake up dead
My last words
Looking down the cross
Mary Jane
The conjuring
Hook in mouth (first megadeth song he ever played live)
Chosen ones
Devils Island
Good Mourning Black Friday
Rust In Peace... Polaris
Bad Omen
Mechanix
Set the world on fire
Into the lungs of hell
This covers 90% of the songs in his first 3 albums. Was 1983 Mustaine the peak of metal creativity?
Correct. He's a Brooklyn jew.
We love that here.
Thank you for your input mr. Rodriguez
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very impressive, but can he write at least one that doesn't suck?
This nigga takes the BUS lmfao
chicks that attend these gigs still dress like the biggest whores
What's the acceptable way to dress?
I'm just old enough to have the disposable income for this stuff and not care anymore.
I'm in a big city and they've pretty much priced out all the small clubs in the area. Enjoy those gigs while you can bro.
if you're listening to an artist for the first time, do you typically start with their first demo/EP, their first full-length release, their most recent release, or their most acclaimed release?
Self-portraits belong on
I'll pose for you in my merch sweety. I bet I'd make you cum real good. Fag.
Usually their most acclaimed. After that, newest.
Two (You)s from a single post
It's way too easy to stir this place up lmfao
killing is my business has the greatest metal riff of all time I don't even know how you can come up with it
THE CALL OF THE MOUNTAINS
OOO-OO
OOO-OO
THE CALL OF THE ALPSSSS
THE CALL HOMEEEE
OOO-OO
OOO-OO
THE TUNE IN OUR HEARTSSS
THE SONG OF THE MOUNTAINS!
What's the acceptable way to dress?
Like a self-respecting human being? My wife says she feels out of place at metal shows because so many of these women sport unnatural hair colors, tattoos head-to-toe, and little clothing. Is this due to self-hatred? Is it because for some reason, metal seems to attract a certain demographic of hedonistic lowlifes with no impulse control?
None of their riffs are really that impressive imo
I've tried to get into their stuff but it's just so boring, there's no punch to it
You don't have a wife lmao
Honestly, it's a shock to me as well. We had very similar upbringings and struggles integrating into the real world, it was like finding a needle in a haystack.
feels out of place at metal shows
a certain demographic of hedonistic lowlifes with no impulse control
I don't get it either, hence asking what you expect to see. I'm in the same boat as your wife for the most part. People are friendly once they start chatting with me but I almost feel like there's an expectation to "look" alternative or people judge you?
What's the acceptable way to dress?
your wife is cucking you with BBC
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Which black/death metal band is this?
Happy 4:20 metalfags.
recommend me some good death metal then. i havent listened to that many albums besides the more well known bands
Schammasch
Here's a pic of the entire band
Same time zone but I don't care for mary jew wanna. In fact, I happen to live in the only state where it's still completely outlawed
She leaves the house even less than I do, so that's doubtful. I would recommend taking a break from this site every once in a while
I thought weed was legal in Nevada.
Everything is probably legal down there in that overrated pit stain
why does the niche music genre for edgelords have an audience that dresses like edgelords
are you retarded?
take your own advice and spend more time with your ''''''wife''''''' instead of samefagging here
Thoughts on Death Angel?? I like them personally
Is 'whorish' the female equivalent of edginess? I only ever post here when I'm bored during work, which is over soon so you can enjoy me being gone in 30 minutes
Mithras
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Be'lakor
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Edge of Sanity
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Akercocke
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Arghoslent
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The Antichrist Imperium
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Ulcerate
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Spawn of Possession
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Not exactly super underground stuff, but a decent step towards different scenes and subgenres from the really really popular bands
I saw Devin Townsend last week. He said this is his last tour for a while. Check him out if you can, even if Powernerd is a weak album.
I've never listened to anything other than The Ultraviolence because I didn't know they released more than that one album. How are the others?
Thanks, I'll check these out
"you make the same 5 posts multiple times per day"
says the shitskin that posts the same album 5 times/thread
loving every laugh
tfw bald
tfw literally the fattest poster here
At least I have good taste, right /metal/?
metal seems to attract a certain demographic of hedonistic lowlifes with no impulse control
that is and always has been metal's primary demographic, not incels who pretend to have a wife on Anon Babble.org
well........what do you like?
How do I husband a nice metalfag if they're too busy pretending to be hedonistic edgelords with no impulse control?
I like Megadeth and Iron Maiden
lmao
Is 'whorish' the female equivalent of edginess
I'm sure your wife can explain it to you ;)
I only ever post here when I'm bored during work, which is over soon so you can enjoy me being gone in 30 minutes
Damn that's a shame, we're definitely gonna miss your posts...
Funny because the people making the music are often so disciplined...
The weak admiring the strong? I guess we're not so much different from sportsball fans after all, fellas
Varg = genius
Oh my SCIENCE, is that a heckin womanerino? M'lady, if I may offer to kneel and lay a kiss upon thine hand?
QRD on Chuck "Sneed" Schuldiner?
choose one
werewolf themed black metal
vampire themed black metal
I choose NSBM
do you prefer werewolf themed NSBM or vampire themed NBSM?
Young Varg sure
Recent varg is our brain-eroded uncle living out in the sticks, who gets his kicks by repeating the stories of his glory days.
Neither
We built this city
Bit rude
Thoughts?
Not many. I like what I've heard from them.
Werewolf, obviously.
Does he still vlog?
At least you're not the ugliest poster here, lol.
Why did you just reply to yourself Mutthew?
Meds
No I don't think so, he's in the hospital now
No but what about going to see blind guardian together?
Strange list, Edge of Sanity and Be'lakor are the only notably good picks
Vampire, I like picrel
I don't remember caring for any furry metal, unless D666 counts
Work's over, I'm going to go enjoy family time. Funny how the last post I made, an innocuous question, was immediately replied to with a made-up character and the projection of a medicated schizophrenic. Good riddance and seek help.
Bless your heart
furfags vs twilight fans
i'll stick with satanic black metal
Marshall Mondays!
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that's so heckin wholesome
enjoy your stupid worthless life cuck
i have a fondness for this primitive/juvenile-looking style of black metal cover art, e.g.
Fuck, It's 2 am on a monday and I'm here frying mushrooms in a wife beater while getting drunk. This is fucked.
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No thanks, I prefer blondes
needing to publicly announce your departure
classic sign of butthurt
I respect his dedication to the LARP though
I don't like power metal but a new friend is a new friend
and worst of all you're listening to a rabid homosexual
Damn, reddit actually gives better recs than this shithole
i just listened to a blind guardian album and it really made me angry how obnoxiously overblown and cinematic it is. every other vocal line is a chorus, riffs are barely recognizable under the barrage of symphonic slop.
I'm listening to a very excellent album and you guys will never know about it, it hasn't even been added to RYM.
We are grooving here. Lose yourself brah brah.
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well no shit they actually go to concerts and don't grandstand about how retarded they are
blondes get hacked to death by superior brunettes
Hi honey, how was work?
Fine babe, I just got a bit angry at some strangers on Anon Babble for calling me retarded
thank you simpsister
thanks for listening to my demo
Fuck off, Devin
Ulcerate's Stare Into Death is an S tier album and the best from the list, what are you talking about
tank you retarded spam posting faggot
tank you Maffhew
a7X bros????? is this true?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
another '80s thrash band comeback' album
I will listen but I'm not excited either
They're decent, but I wouldn't rec them to a tourist. Make them hear Gorguts first
when was the last time you attended a gig? oh sorry, there wasn't any time KEK
Kill yourselves
tsmt
I just want to watch gigs, drink beer and smoke ciggies. What could be better than this?
Having some controlled substances in there.
staying home and drinking wine and listening to black metal demos on youtube, obviously.
holy fucking shit I love Judas Priest
...and other phrases nobody under the age of 80 has uttered
clean the fucking shit out of your diaper.
Yeah they're cool
my mom loves this band, just get their asses over to Europe so I can take her there and dance with her
I love my mom so much bros
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The fastest, most over-the-top speed metal I've ever heard in my life
you said speed metal?
LET'S GO!
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Clandestine mogs LHP
i didn't even realize they had a new album, let's fucking go.
their debut got me through finals in college.
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shitskin
Have you ever made a single post on Anon Babble that wasn't you projecting yourself onto someone else in a completely off topic post
This is sick. Good post.
Love this one
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mortician sucks ass, half their """music""" is fucking horror samples, absolutely unbearable and even their drummer is a fucking computer
fuck jdawg and fuck mortician, I want to fight them
pussy ass motherfuckers
Which one? They can be a bit of acquired taste, especially their early albums. But singing along and being goofy is half the fun of going to their shows. In a different vein, what do you think of Summoning?
You'd get heeemed, pansie panty wearing zoomer
This is the first time I've seen him use such language, he must be getting really upset
hell yeah man, but let's get faster
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Laugh at this poser! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hell yeah
Schmier style vocals
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Stop replying to yourself lass, it's very obvious
This past Saturday both Testament and Sanguisugabogg/200 Stab Wounds were playing simultaneous shows in my hometown, Pensacola, just a few blocks away from each other. I already had tickets to see both, so I parked my car somewhere between the two venues and carefully watched the metal heads heading to each show. While watching I noticed the metalheads headed to the Sanguisugabogg show all looked like poser core kiddies, while the metalheads headed towards the Testament show looked like true, serious metal heads. After that observation I did the only logical thing a metal head like me could do, I attended the Sanguisugabogg show because I'm gay and and was hoping to hook up and another gay dude and have gay sex that night. It turned out to be one of the best nights of my life
we 'thrashin here
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MASSACRE OF INNOCENTS
thank you simpsister
LMAO
thank you retarded sister
here's some more huge tits for ya
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FUCKING SPEED AND DARKNESS
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coreshit is shi-
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based. seen them like 4 times and every time it's fucking off the hook
Shit, yes. Fuck off
First Fragment
I'm jelly
try and see em man, the guy's fucking 50 now
get this: riff master’s hammer
We like moderately sized tits here
just posting literally the best heavy metal song, don't mind me
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RIDING
RIDING ON THE WIND
hey that’s not powerslave
I didn't like it, too generic
Iron maiden is mom metal. Priest are the best.
Testaments Powerslave is good
office rando recognized Emperor
Are they bigger than I realized?
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW
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Maybe he's just a metalhead
'Heavy metal' isnt metal. Metal begins with thrash, then death, black, doom, etc. Hard rock can actually be good like early Sabbath, the stooges, Zepellin, etc. but its not metal. the majority of diapershit is bad and shoudln't be posted here
The only black metal band truly worth listening
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Hard rock can actually be good but its not metal.
Hence why it's not called metal
metal peaked right there and it's just a one huge downwards slope ever since
yeah maybe if you're 80 years old
only if you're a gay biker who uses diapers
doom came before thrash tho
DEICIDE
Correct.
Death - voice of the soul (emotional)
The first black sabbath song is traditional doom metal. Doom metal came before everything and is the truest form of metal
worst fucking thread ever where the fuck are all the albums
death - mutilation (homophobic [closeted])
Melodeath is shi-
The Anon, you know so much about nothing at all
cvrrect, its also EASILY the best sub genre of metal
Melodeath is shi-
Great band. Love their last album.
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best thing to come out of my shithole country
alexi liaho(PBUH) takes a massive steamy finnish sauna shit on your favorite band (NEW)
Not super familiar with the Chilean scene but this Invocation album has gotten a lot of play from me recently.
untalented whoreson dies because of alcohol
kwaab
Chile has tons of good metal bands.
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Terrible thread
died a LEGEND unlike you who's going to die a khv kwab
a legend for deaf whoresons like you for sure
yeah they've been getting a lot of recognition with their last album
i know, 80% of phisical media i own is chilean,but nothing beats inanna imo
Inanna is definitely my favorite Chilean metal act. They got really big on RYM a few years ago so a lot more people are listening to their stuff. Converging Ages is a top 10 metal album for me, but all of their stuff is great.
new to metal, recommend me some hardcore dsbm like sleep token and nirvana or slipknot
a legend to fairly adjusted metalheads, that go out, get wasted and slay pussy. a concept completely unfamiliar to your fat unwashed greasy ass
Pissgrave
planet piss
Based
im tired of listening to gris and lifelover, thank you for some proper recommendations for REAL metal.
They should get even more attention imo, converging ages is one of the best death metal albums period. They are great live too!
Also here is an album from a chilean band i think deserves more recognition, great osdm
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flower metal fans
well-adjusted
whoreson delusion
A few years ago I showed an older gentleman who I was friends with from my church (who has since passed away RIP) this song and he actually liked it.
Horn
do you guys use stereo or headphones mainly??
A good stereo system is the ideal way to listen. Only use headphones when I have company or listening in public
This mfer wearing headphones at the dinner table lmfaoooo
subhuman iq
audio monitors because im a neet and never leave my room
gotta pay for rent somehow
I just roke up
But enough about you
It's literally 5AM
its annoying but easily beats up having to pay rent, especially since i have no job and haven't for years
I never knew what to do after secondary school. I feel like I was out sick on the day that you're taught to have goals and want things, and nobody ever filled me in.
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Fuck you metalfags