Why don't zoomers like the white stripes

why don't zoomers like the white stripes

we want to listen to artists from our own generation

Jack White is a pretentious douche bag who think his blues rock songs with annoying over fuzzed guitar are deep. Dude dyed his hair blue and the zoomies still din't buy his album

The Strokes get by based on "Vibes"

The White Stripes were a Theatre Kids Gun Club with Jack Aping ACDC , the focus in their music is on the Guitar, not "vibes"

THE BOAT, YEAH, YOU KNOW SHE'S ROCKIN' IT
AND THE TRUTH, WELL, YA KNOW THERE'S NO STOPPIN' IT

Theatre Kids Gun Club

That's funny, since Jeffrey Pierce was an ex-Theater kid from LA.

Zoomers hate garage/blues rock.
Sucking up boomers was a speciality of millenials only.

They only know that sports song which is so overplayed it got annoying

Yes and the Gun Clubs influence is why Jack's worst isn't anywhere near as Outdated as The Black Keys who had all their albums debolded on RYM due to how much Zoomers flat out don't get them

albums debolded on RYM

whatever that means

Too gender diverse for the most conservative generation in decades

I like Elephant

to me it seems like zoomers dont value authenticity in the sense of performance. if its not quantized 4/4 and melodyned to shit then their ears literally can not perceive it as any different from traffic noise

It's either that or the complete opposite direction of Listen to Modal stuff

White boys listening to Umm Kulthum is something I didn't see untill This Decade

Where is she, anons?

iv'e got to bite it off

a seven portion snack never held me back

Can we all agree Jack was still fucking her after they separated

Anyone remember that alleged sex tape of her from 20 years ago? I heard it was fake

Didn't they stop being a couple like their second or third year into fame, just took forever to get a divorce?
Pretending to be brother and sister took its toll.

Meg has that Hotwife energy, even her second wedding was in Jack's house

No way she wasn't still letting Jack hit as FWB

so fake she conveniently just leaves the band/spotlight IMMEDIATELY after it surfaces.

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because i like the hives way better they never wrote anything as shit as we're going to be friends

we're going to be friends is comfy

Makes me think of Napoleon Dynamite

The Black Keys

jesus christ, you reminded me of the cover they made of the stooges "no fun", lol.
youtube.com/watch?v=oL7ggQlF8co
towars the end it sounds like a fat subway system announcer upset that he got a tuna sandwhich instead of chicken.

Umm yikes!

based hiveschad

meg white is unironically one of the top 25 best rock and roll drummers of all time.

the fact that she hides away now is an absolute shame and disgrace with the blame placed squarely on self-proclaimed 'music lovers'. she was treated extremely unfairly largely she is a woman, and i say that as an absolute non-feminist red pilled trumper.

so above Bill Ward but below Mitch Mitchell?

one of the top 25 best rock and roll drummers of all time

That's not saying much at all. She's nothing special, either, simpy.

before the quirky scene type mall goth chicks we had the sullen indie skater girl drummer. Meg was a big part of the latter.

Zoomers don't get this because it has soul.

blues rock

Not music.

Yeah the black keys have always been fucking awful, why did the truck commercial guys pick them as a template?

I just checked it just to make sure she wasn't burning coal

she's one of my favorites too
we all know she's not the most technical but nothing beats good solid rhythm that cradles the listener through a song.
As far as her treatment goes, I don't particularly remember her being mistreated. She's just a really private, introverted, anxious person that became mega famous. Got tired and decided enough is enough, I don't blame her.

[being one of the top 25 best rock and roll drummers of all time is] not saying much at all

i was referring to music lovers, not you. you all good bro.

I don't particularly remember her being mistreated

My recollection is nothing official. I saw then and still see a lot of hate for her drumming. It was maybe the second critical comment I would hear from the public after "they need a bass player". i have a recollection of someone calling into my local radio station and complaining about her drumming being very amateur sounding.

One of the unique things she does is that her kick drum and highhat/crash/ride hits are often very syncopated. where someone might do eight notes on the ride/crash, she often plays syncopated rhythms with more empty space.there are lots of examples of this on almost every song. its the kind of thing you do when you first sit down at a drum kit for the first time, because you are still learning to keep time with one hand and hit quarter note snares with the other. nobody plays like this.

Ah just complaints about her drumming. I thought you meant people being mean to her in other ways. Yeah I think the most important thing to remember is that she works extremely well with Jack. And that he couldn't do what he did with any other musicians he played with, except for when Meg started drumming. Near Instant stardom. And he still hasn't replicated their success.

They'll get their time, they're just in the inbetween zone atm where they're not old enough to get larper kids wearing the t-shirts yet but too recent to be fresh

Zoomers don't gove a shit about blues rock and that's one of the few based things about them.

My Nigga The Strokes and MCR are from the same era, Yeah Yeah Yeah Too

I saw it and it looked a lot like her but it could easily be someone else. Well probably never know

There first album was good but they sold out fast. Can't blame em tho. Music isn't a charity biznis

If by sold out you mean got better at songwriting