Cripple metal edition
/metal/
Blasting?
Ok, it's done for real this time.
HOLE LEE FOOK
Have been getting into the lord weird slough feg lately. God damn they are so good, I don't know why it took me so long, maybe the band name
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
Didn't bother clicking but here's something better
where's the previous edition and the faq?
Farts
The pastebin is down so didn't bother posting and the previous is literally right up there but clearly you're too crippled to read
I am albino.
I am albino
Hero
Organizing the albums by cover art color makes this chart even gayer.
Really? I think they're cute
WRATH, HATE, PAIN AND DEATH.
WRATH, HATE, PAIN AND DEATH.
Pale blonde eyelashes are so attractive. Metal
looks like diaperfur metal
no beherit, kvist, bethlehem, moonblood, baptism, forgotten woods, angantyr, lord belial, arckanum, svartsyn, or abigor
>no beherit, kvist, bethlehem, moonblood, baptism, forgotten woods, angantyr, lord belial, arckanum, svartsyn, or abigor
All of them suck btw
Apparently the person who made the demotivational cared enough to censor himself
You wouldn't be spreading such lies were you face to face with me and my axe.
I only read about them in Metal Hammer and was always so eager to play Traveller
One those bands that every song is so high quality that it begs belief
Watain
Chart discarded.
At what point did this general turn into a 'who can bait the hardest' competition? It's so repetitive
It's the competitive sport of the chronically inside
i listened to this album the other day and was surprised to find out that amon amarth were a real metal band at one point and not a parody act
it's just the same few retards every time who stick around just to shit up threads. this poster likely hasn't even heard any of those bands
Today’s my birthday, bros
I really like it. Their only consistent album, the rest have one or two great songs with rest mostly filler.
honestly the more terrible this general is the more active it is. i guess we just engage with the worst aspects of the thread just to keep it alive.
The new Kaevum was okay but needed more dissonance in my opinion.
Feel free to go back to /reddit/ if you dislike this place so much.
So what is this chart meant to represent? Looks like a basic 'essentials' chart, but considering how you wrote the title, I guess you're taking the piss out of that?
When Hector posted walls of text actually discussing music, as per the board rules, the kpopper and his clique swarmed him, complaining he was making the board unusable. He is gone and Matthew has infected the place, with the same clique's consent.
Can't believe he was right about Jute Gyte. Genuinely one of the better recommendations I've ever gotten out of this hellhole, at least he was good for something.
No need to pretend Heckster, we know it's you
Ade is better, desu/10
actually discussing music
kek
If you actually read that crap, he wasn't saying anything interesting, just fellating himself by linking everything to his shit taste
It wasn't discussion either, he was talking to himself
You're replying to him now.
/shreddit/ IQ and pattern recognition reigns supreme here lol. Why is this?
lmao cucktor can't go 2 posts without exposing himself
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This site went down for a few weeks, and the jannies got doxxed
And yet there is still no evidence of this mod clique...fascinating
Link to your music discussion in this thread?
No one wants to sift through the leaked posts from their pathetic private janitor board
He's still working on his full dissertation regarding the topic. /metal/ simply isn't ready but once the link is up we'll all see who the real villain is.
REAL AOTY
Not metal.
I have posted in this general on and off for years and I still have no idea who this Hector dude is
Fuck this reminds me I've been meaning to listen to picrel for like a week now.
You must not come here often. Good for you. When you see walls of text about Jute Gyte and some classical composers it's him. When you see someone complaining about "/shreddit/" and pattern recognition it's also him.
He's just a character that /shreddit/ created in their minds in a shared delusion. Nothing new.
dumb frog
is the offspring metal
youtube.com
a live recording from 9 years ago
AOTY
REPULSIVE EBONY SKIN
Correct.
No The Offspring suck.
last.fm
welcome to hector. he's just some brainlet rym tourist who briefly went through a metal phase and now he's apparently "moved on" to classical even though he mostly just listens to playlists and video game music. he used to try and make every OP and would get mad when his editions would fail and would just start spamming the thread until it reached bump limit so he could make the next one. his taste in metal was embarrassingly limited and he had about a dozen bands he would post about, mostly DSO, jute gyte, first fragment and thorns. he has a homosexual crush on phil tougas and that faggot from polyphia. he would pretend to have knowledge of music theory and would post long rambling reddit spaced posts about concepts he doesn't actually understand and would proceed to have conversations with himself if he was ignored, which was usually the case. he would also get banned constantly because of his spergouts but blamed it on some sort of conspiracy against him by a cabal of discord mods, not realizing that most of the thread had probably been reporting his posts for hours.
doom metal is named after a video game
Holy based.
paying for tranny.fm
Pathetic
iron maiden - dance of death
PEAK
Hector "I've blasted everything under the sun" Sanchez
Timantha Henson is a genius THOUGHBEIT.
Bongman - Quick Soulful Song in F (Gobliner Cover)
Peak Argentinian Hitleric BMAC
Been listening to early CC all day today. HEIL BARNES!
Let's fucking go
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Early Iron Maiden mogs anything made by Bruce
the best hector anecdote is when he accidentally scrobbled dog porn and when someone noticed he pretended he did it on purpose to "troll" the thread even though he immediately deleted the scrobbles. that's probably why he pays for a premium last.fm subscription lmao
First time hearing this hecklore tidbit
Howling
What an absolute metalchad.
dog porn
And now we have a serbian dog-schizo
It's all a circle
Uh oh, are we going to have to call Dr. Frank again
Correct.
You'd never even get that far, I am one of the greatest archers of my kind
are you really? i've been thinking about getting into medieval longbow archery. been watching lots of youtube about it. seems based
this post really triggered someone...
AMBULANCE
SEND 2 DA DOCTORS
Have you heard Furor? I was just listening to the split with Aryan Art. Pretty solid. Guy is a pretty well rounded musician being able to do Neoclassical shit like Nachtgeblüt and raw bm
ULTRA BASED
Why do you faggots have to be contrarian to everything? I dont care if you prefer early iron maiden, I couldn't give less of a shit on what you think about anything. Brave new world to a matter of life and death have some of their best songs
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Iron Maiden is just pointless compared to all the better metal that has been released since Metallica lmao
Post some better music
Thoughts on Morbid Angel?? Favorite album?
it's not really a contrarian take. paul di'anno is beloved around here
Everything related to Iron Maiden after the first two albums (and especially their fanbase) is full of pompous wankery
Good news, metalheads! Metal is still alive and well in 2025.
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Iron Maiden are not metal you fucking posers.
Correct.
Finally some good music.
bands have been copying maiden's melodic leads for 40 years and no one has done it better. heavy, thrash, death, black, etc... saying iron maiden is pointless is basically like telling the world you listen to ghost and sleep token.
sure but I mean being pointlessly argumentative when someone mentions they like something. Why do that? its retarded.
i like dance of death
um actually only early iron maiden matters
I like any band from the 70s
ummm actually that old and I dont like it
i like x
no y is better
its pointless
Melodic leads = iron maiden
Not falling for the bait sorry
Remember when Chuck ripped off the riff from Phantom of the Opera?
youtu.be
This is great. got to check out this band
No, Steve Harris is.
Yeah I have the best taste in metal here, but I'm not a metalhead. What's up with that
telling the world you listen to ghost and sleep token
What's wrong with that? Don't shit on people's metal preferences, dude. We're all metalheads at the end of the day.
whats wrong with you
Just another Marshall Monday
Metal.
JUST A BABE IN A BLACK ABYSS
NO REASON FOR A PLACE LIKE THIS
Just some obsessed stalker with shit taste in metal
hmmm
Kill yourselves.
Creep
This general has jumped the shark
Either Covenant of Domination. They had a lot of good albums really
My son, what have you got yourself into this time
Slough Feg is great
die with your boots on - iron maiden
Correct.
what does it feel like to know that someone else is in love with you
iron maiden the trooper remains the greatest heavy metal song of all time
Like going to sleep while listening to ambient metal
like getting pinned against the wall by your bf
The Pooper
Butthew
Okay faggot.
My name is Matthew
Holy shit youtu.be
No it's not but you sound like an obsessed stalker
cannibal corpose
morbid angel is beter
Finally some real music in this general.
Lmao
Not sure, maybe you just have higher intelligence and better knowledge regarding music than everyone else here.
Correct.
Never listened because of the relentless shilling here, also death metal is shit
/metal/ more like /dead/
based
Where did you get such a nice looking version of the cover? This was mine.
iron maiden - the evil than men do
this is probably the worst song from classic era iron maiden.
living on a razors edge
balancing on a ledge
i mean for crying out loud
Seventh Son is such a shit album. Shouldn't be considered classic at all.
They have plenty bad filler songs. except for Somewhere in Time of course
Iron Maiden is losercore
That whole album with the exception of Wasted Years is shite. I much prefer Seventh Son. Who gives a shit though, Iron Maiden aren't metal anyways.
Correct.
The New Wave of British Heavy Metal
Is not metal
I'll leave you to your Norwegian Folk Ballads
Correct.
Ultra wasn’t supposed to be this good
Definitely the lamest of all the bands you could try to discuss here
If it's not extreme it's not metal.
heavy metal
Lmao
When discussing iron maiden in a metal general is discouraged you know its well and truly over for this place. Best thing we can do is stop using the general and make actual threads ourselves. Will probably be better moderation that way too
That would be extreme metal
Your NSBM, despite its short halflife, is soft and malleable.
Yeah this thread got a weird vibe to it now
Thank you for your input sister. Anyways....
Anyways?
Have you run out of pics of Kultur and Ultra to post?
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nu-male core
filtered
Boring metal
Is there any other kind?
drilling metal, tunneling metal, etc.
RAMMSTEIN AT HOME!!!! \m//
New Goatmoon next month, it’s a “sequel” split to Winterforest with Dead Reptile Shrine.
The Old style Goatmoon is back
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Bongman - And Eons Passed Beneath the Chnmeleonite Mines [NEW]
let the shilling commence