A thread where we discuss metal. If you want to talk about non-metal see yourself out (Pathetic edition)
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First for Blasphemy.
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
based edition
has anyone ever even looked at the pastebin? there's a whole folder of "cringe" edits. when was this shit ever posted here?
Really bad edition. YOu should be ashamed.
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Blasting?
The best Watain album.
Was that guy a Zika baby?
In years past yonder
You shouldn't post in /metal/ if you haven't educated yourself on the pastebin.
he doesn't remember the regular cringe edit posting
I forget there are some newfriends here. It was in the latter half of the 2010s. It was an art.
Every so often I try to make a new one and post it to keep the flame burning.
Looking in the pastebin is peak cringe. You have to go back.
Which one of these is the worst song in history? youtu.be
Pastebin more like Meatspin.
beneath the waves we were unbeatable
All those pop songs that play when Mr Incredible still looks happy.
*mogs effigy and pierced*
i am black (metal)
Best athmo bm bands?
Akhlys
This is meta-media meme video slop for microcontent consumers too passionless to check out any of the source material, but I'm disappointed Enmity isn't on the list.
I get used to its production pretty quickly, but the old Anon Babble tripfag who remastered it to sound more like Pierced is a saint.
I don't know what this is, nor do I care.
Just behold this cover.
walknut
Evilfeast is king.
agalloch
based
2025....I am forgotten...
Rightfully
cringe how redditors always bring up this band to say "look! wholesome chungus black people are into metal too!"
Ya, it's literally all "black people" in that photo
yea this shit sucked. wonder what happened to the guy that was posting it every thread for months
Free Palestine
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it doesnt but its not bad
It's all about the he says she says bullshit
Why can't there be more heavy metal THIS good ? its one in a thousand song... youtu.be
Instead, what we get are talentless quacks filling metal with crap like this
he doesn't know
the only good mortician release
D.R.I. - Thrash Zone
(Berserk AMV)
What's wrong with her face
This is the first time they've used an actual drummer to play the majority of these songs, this is also the only Mortician material to not have any samples at any point during the releases duration.
NOT listening!
songs are less than a minute
half the album is samples
it's not actually that big, she's just close to the camera
barnacles
bro there's plenty of trad bands...
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caking your face daily with 5 pounds of makeup takes its toll
If it had the production of either Effigy or Pierced it would be their best album, and one of the
best death metal albums ever
But unfortunately Roadfagger Records ruined it
And does things to it.
Have they re-recorded all the songs on it yet? They've been putting one song on every other release. They should do a comp album with all of them!
Yeah I knew about that, I checked on metallum just now and they've done 6 of them. So 2 more albums/tracks left until the whole album is 're-recorded'
Shame they don't have Frank anymore. I wish he still did the studio recordings even he doesn't want to tour.
What did you think of their last album?
What's life like for u?
He probably has no life. Posting this on /meal/ is his life. He could think for himself and expose the corrupt, but no, he chooses to posts memes on an exposed imageboard.
Hymns of the Apocrypha? I thought it was mediocre to be honest. But I haven't really been into any of their albums after Blood Oath (and I thought that was one was just decent). They sound like they're going through the motions to me. But perhaps, my expectations are too high since Human Waste through the Self-Titled is, in my opinion, some of the best death has to offer (with a small dip in quality with Souls to Deny).
Bots aren't alive.
look mom! i posted it again!
GHOULS
ATTACK THE CHURCH
No. The christians arn't the problem. The rich corrupt are the problem.
LINKIN PARK! \m//
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Interrupt my Berserk reread to see what /meal/ is discussing
Glorious goofy Berserk x Judas Priest amv
Nice
But yeah JP is a noteworthy top tier band, them and Iron Maiden compose the quintessential boomer metal experience. If you want more, the nwobhm came with plenty of cool bands
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Nips were good at 80's metal too imo
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Also, Traditional heavy metal revival is a fun niche scene
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Also for all you Ramsteen at Home bangers. I never let you down. We find a way. Always :)
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i'm listening to der untermensch on repeat.
I like DJ Dogmunker. Why the corrupt jannies keep banning this based dude?
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Also where's the trance section on Anon Babble? I bet it'd be better than this shit :D
metal is so gurt
gurt: sybau
sybau: gurt
Once a month we get together and celebrate Robert Miles - Dreamland.
I am a hard-line Satanist seeking acceptance to the seven gates of Hël
Heehee i am a showman playing a character for your entertainment
teeheee you will never know which one! Get those glasses and trucker hat off and heckin HEIL SATAN xD
They sound like they're going through the motions
Such is the fate of any metal band that's been around that long
I can't think of any exceptions
Why do you LARP as a Serbian, when you don't live anywhere close to Serbia?
Anon Babble unironically needs a serious section for trance and goth, and alot of other genres. It's a joke otherwise. Gatekeeping 101. They want everyone worshipping Kristian, freemasons and dogs. Well, with me here, that ain't gonna happen :)
You're just jealous cause we shot down your F117 or whatever.
non sequitur
Answer the question.
Boring metal
jon nodtveidt was the only true satanist in metal
i think the watain guy is pretty serious
Jon was based. I GOT DREAMS! He got in with a bad crowd. He should've stayed true to himself and not any of those corrupt mfers.
Satan hates you
btfo'd literally eternally in his own mythos
worship him
Also I love Mantis's and Cassowary's. They're the best.
then he should skin an algerian and suicide himself
'God' will make you burn in hell for all eternity if you don't worship him. Whose worse really? I'm all for being nice to others, within reason, but the whole God psyop is just that. They hide certain gospels like Gospel of Thomas and Gospel of Mary to retain control. I'm not a bad person, and many here aren't bad people at all, but do we deserve to burn for all eternity for questioning the corrupt who tell us the truth? I don't think so. Also fuck the jannies who ban ppl unnecessarily.
Nobody likes you
I should put that 'truth' like this, cause it's not actually the truth. You find out the truth yourself.
Alot of people do like me. Sorry to disappoint you :)
Gnosis starts making a lot of sense to me desu
Nah you're an unlikeable weirdo
Pathetic dog nutter.
based. We need you over on Anon Babble again brother
Never was in Anon Babble previously, but must check it *thumbs up*
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I went down to my basement confused and depressed
Put Black Sabbath on
Razor blade in hand, a Wilkinson I think
Ten slashes on each arm
My only wrongdoing was being born human and following my instincts
I never was happy, I never was sane so I shall be extinct
The growing pool of crimson, at last I am pure
Witness my sanguineous penance
I don't need anyone, my soul's been set free
Death is total independence
Geoff Tate! Not Andrew Tate! :D
you were. you used to be in anti-dog threads all the time over there.
metal peaked with i want you (she's so heavy)
HEIL HORVAL
melodeath sucks
Kerry "Bald, Fat, and Short" King
Shut up retard. It's Kerry "FUCKING" King and you will respect it around here.
Kerry Kuck sucks
Very transcoded posts being posted itt
i hate his guitars i hate his tattoos i hate his giant chains he wears i hate his bald fucking head I FUCKING HATE THIS FAGGOT
I bet you do, pussy. You probably listen to fvlse metal bullshit like Agalloch or Jute Gyte and can't handle tough real metal and the icons behind it.
Correct.
Saint Vitus
Taint Shitus
Despised here.
based
Bolt Thrower
The first one is great, good riff, last was second, resembles iron maiden. Saved both, 80% of my metal playlist is power metal anyway, so it's a nice to diversify.
you don't speak for me
Colt Blower
Mocked here.
Deicide
Great band.
HEIL
Jani has a tight ass..
MMMMMM-HM
Recs time, which bands have the most songs in your playlist, and which is the best ?
I don't use playlists since I listen to full albums.
playlist
Where's the motherfucker who was talking shit last night? I will heem you mercilessly and effortlessly.
Fuck you bitch your recs suck and you're a loser fag. Heem my nuts nicka
Never made a bad record, and I own them all on vinyl and CD.
I'm actually not that guy from last night, I just like arguing over anything
So when you want to listen to an specific song, you wait half an hour listening to songs you don't want to first ?
bathory, obviously.
Yes. It makes it more meaningful
Are old are you?
May blastings.
based tayfren
Taylor swift in the midst of all that death metal sea, feels likes humor. I only listened to 4 of the albums there, Dio, 21 century breakdown, fallen, decode.
Older than I'd like to be . . . 30
that was the norsecuck
Fucking BASED. Drawing Down the Moon is my phone wallpaper right now.
How do you even tell a bad death metal song from a good one ? There are no bad ones ?, or the worse the better?
yeah beherit is an addiction. embarrassingly it took me about 5 listens for drawing down the moon to click, but when it clicked it fucking clicked.
I didn't notice iron maiden and led zeppelin there, I listened to them to.
I'll listen to an album and be like, "okay, that sucked," or "that was cool" and be done with it. A lot of the time I'll be listening to smth and there might be some cool parts but overall hate it. I like really brutal black/death with really brutal gutturals and crazy screams.
riffcraft, drumming, and atmosphere. in that order. it needs a memorable riff, compelling drumming (can be super technical or simply captivating in some way, e.g. BDM snare rape), and needs to convey an atmosphere of menace or intrigue. usually achieved through production.
the softest guys listen to the hardest bands
Really makes you think don't it lads.
do we like architects?
i've listened to less and less music as i've gotten older
You're thinking of DSBM twinks.
why are bottoms like this?
Am i? Post some and I'll tell you if i think about them.
Sad
Idk but i listen to the softest weakest shit imaginable and i only want to top. It's like you listen to the opposite of what reflects your personality
Not metal.
i am drinking tennessee honey whisky and listening to godflesh.
Not metal.
industrial metal is metal, chud.
based. that shit is soooo good but it has so much sugar
the new sargeist is fucking boring. disappointing
Recommend me really abrasive grindcore.
Directly inspires and influences 50% of all Metal subgenres
Kneel
Do you like Hate Forest?
i like drudkh more
yes
no. we hate nazi metal here.
so true sister
He fucked my mom as well as all your mothers
I doubt it but I wish he did
thrash metal is so fucking boring
me in an alternate universe where i'm tasteless
This but black metal
This but any type of melodic metal
just realized a-ha is peak music. leaving metal behind...
cya
Agree, at least that garbage people post here, (alt death metal ?, hellish out of tune noise ?) are entertaining in a certain way, thrash metal is just bad and boring, same with grunge desu.
he's right u no
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WHAT'S POPPIN GEN Y HOMIES!?! Fo' shizzle my nizzles! Metallica released their second album, St Anger, after their first album, Reload! And Limp Bizkit's new song Behind Blue Eyes, which Fred says he wrote himself. They have such deep songs, like Papa Roach and Linkin Park.
Whaddya mean "Rock went to shit in 1997"? Homeslice, 97 is what got me *into* rock.
Who's Iron Maiden? What's a "Ride the Lightning"?
i cant take this dudes opinions seriously after listening to his music
I just roke up
why didn't any of you tell me about this
Because you don't deserve recs
Blasting Jute Gyte and sipping a fine Bordeaux
Heh, feels great knowing I am part of the enlightened few
I am superior
sounds like a nice night, glad for you sis
Correct. Metal is for those who love their people and their kultur.
Thank for you acknowledging my gender
Because everyone here is too busy discussing hardcore for some reason
Yeah I'm not listening to anything this guy says or watching any of his vids. Next!
night metalheads
bald
yikes! not watching!
he’s bad because he’s bald
Cut the bullshit, people can’t decide if they go bald or not. Why are you so concerned with what’s on another man’s head? Is it because you want your cock on his head you faggot
I feel kind of bad for saying her streams were dogshit because I think she would actually feel hurt and possibly worth less than average but yeah when she plays better games she's actually entertaining to listen to but maybe she just has bad taste in video games, like yeah her taste in music is crap lol but honestly if she played Oblivion or something like kind of basic but decent I think she'd do well and that would be easy for her because clearly she has mental health issues but that's also probably why she listens to metal and tries to dress like a metalhead which is a shame. Like yeah obviously she's pretty but she genuinely has a funny personality and would do a good job just being herself playing the new Skyrim while listening to Sleep Token
1) She's probably just smoking too much weed
2) No I'm not trying to bang her like yeah I would obviously but I'm actually just slightly bored and she serves as a nice self-aware contrast to other women playing video games
3) 818
Thanks for reading my sideblog
Isis - Hall of the Dead
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Sup baldie
I think I've actually been to this park before
And the rain will kill us all...
h-how did you kno- I mean fuck off cunt I have a beautiful mane
J-dawg's wife is kinda cute.
Mirkwood
agree, her face is ugly but shes got that aura of 'id let you do what you want to me'. Jawgs cock is probably shrivelled up from the roids unfortunately
Ehh her face isn't ugly she just looks like she doesn't care
I bet she'd look fine with makeup, though a bit aged. Her legs and feet are nice. If her pussy is nice it's go time.
DONT TALK ABOUT MY WIFE
Okay guys, back to the metal
how i dance to metal
I saw one of these nerds at the Emperor show. Looked him right in the eye and said "shouldn't you be somewhere ripping off Tangerine Dream?" He was shocked, and before he could respond I turned 360 degrees and walked away.
tomorrow we can start talking about Death
The Dave
The Mustaine
And the Dave mustain
Why does this vid not have their female singer in it?
Mustaine, Electra
why is /meal/ so obsessed with other men going bald
Gee, I wonder...
he'll yeah brother
keep making more boring and uninspired posts
Is this metal
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TBF the thread subject is a boring and solved genre to begin with so how does one branch off of that without becoming off topic?
Exactly, shut your mouth and know your role you stupid whore.
yet here you are
yeah i like to talk shit on anything that comes to the front page.
kpoop this shit prod and /gg/
bang your head
HEAVY METAL DRIVE YA MAD
what's the lore of this image? is it a meme?
Xoth still fucking mogs and full-body cum mummifies everything that has been released in the last two years. Go ahead and change my mind, you raging gaggle of spacktards. Grab your phone and dial 8 immediately if you disagree ^.^
Mental Funeral
... AND A LACK OF MERCY
KILLINGS
MERCY KILLINGS!
MERCY
KILLINGS!
KILLINGS!
KILLINGS!
KILLINGS!
KILLINGS!
She doesn’t know you exist, bro.
ROTTEN EGG AIR OF DEATH
WRESTLES YOUR NOSTRILS
Don't know who you're talking about
It’s okay, lil fella; I won’t tell her. Your secret is safe with me ;)
Sounds like you both know I exist
Unfortunately, you are only half-right :/ It’s okay; this will stay between us. Loose lips sink ships.
damn, ted nugget used to be kinda based and metal
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Sounds like you're too late on that one, she definitely knows me lmfao
Death metal = losercore
Blodhevn /JIHAD
Her pussy tastes like copper coins and milk, btw. Sorry if this ruins any fantasies that you had going on :////
Not sure if you're larping as someone who's been cucked by me or someone who's genuinely worried that your girlfriend thinks about me before, during, and after sex as well as throughout the day
Deicide
I am God
I understand your anger, lil bro. Don’t worry - I still won’t tell. I’ll even go one step further than describing taste alone, just for you ;) Imagine the sound of two pieces of ham on a washing line on a windy day. In all ways except physically, you’re practically fucking a woman who doesn’t know you exist, and you have me to thank for it! :DDD
I'm not mad at all actually but it sounds like you're either larping as someone who's been cucked by me or someone who's genuinely worried that your girlfriend thinks about me before, during, and after sex as well as throughout the day
These lips are sealed, lil bro. Don’t you go fretting for a moment :)
I think we've got a rogue agent in here guys, a lot of people aren't going to be happy about this
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Is this metal or no
I wish I didn't have to do it to em, snipe. They made me do it to em, snipe
HEIL.
Chuck Schuldiner - Get AIDS or Die!
You two are the imposters. I blame these two posters for having to brutalize the metal-listening chuds worldwide
You can't be Christian and listen to metal.
Cough up something released in the past two years that is better, or shut the fuck up, gay bitch.
Go be a weirdo in thanks
SUP FAGGOTS
Thought so, gaybo. Keep projecting your faggotry and dial 8 six jillion times.
White Zombie is sick
verification /not required
Phwoar
Don't you just want to smoke meth and listen to White Zombie? Literally the only advisable time to smoke meth
From what
Miami cannibal bath salts type-beat
Planet Earth.
No I don't know who that is or want to smoke meth like the losers who listen to White Zombie
Not metal
Meant for:
Says it's metal on RYM
Cuddlecore
Incoherent post
Rym makes shit up all the time, im humoring you dumb fuck
Have you dosed yet today?
Ofuk, sub-100 IQ, heavily-inebriated play. Brainoid chads, I kneel o7
Xoth still fucking mogs everything transmitted in any audio-based transmittable waveform since 2023 though, and you can cope, seethe, mald… even open up your phone and dial 8, 30,000x200 jillion times. Suck my fat NEET cock, you fecaloids.
Nobody cares, you methhead
Just hit the dial on 100x60,000, bro - I don’t judge ;)