Kaevum fans edition
/metal/
you forgot to include the previous thread, the faq, and a relevant metal image in your OP. maybe delete it and try again?
BLASTING
this faggot shouldn't be allowed to make the new
Let's fucking gooooooooooooooooo
But that shit sucks dick and also sounds nothing like Husker Du.
What's the REAL Husker Du of metal?
don't you retards get bored posting the same shit over again?
Today’s my birthday, bros
Immolation - Close to a World Below
Septicflesh
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
are you in this band or something? no one is going to listen to this corny old boomer yugoslavian rock. there are a million of these shitty eastern bloc commie rock bands and no one listens to them but 70 year olds that weren't allowed to listen to music that existed outside of the soviet union.
Morbid Angel
They look like they listen to rap and have a combined IQ of 47.
Jute Gyte.
the hand that mogged the non-whites
Yugoslavia existing in 2006
Yugoslavia being a part of the eastern bloc
American education lmao
you can literally smell the sweaty hand
REAL Husker Du of metal?
Boring overrated shit? Definitely Death.
Rap listeners are higher IQ than the metalheadz
My nigga Black Masta Prophet says so on TikTok
Nope, they listen to Kaevum.
Get on my level bro. You look like you eat a dozen jelly donuts for breakfast.
Kill yourselves.
Shieet nigga i only need to count to 11, the 11 herbs and spices in dat delicious chikins
Why do American men look like that? What causes it?
Nice poor people shoes you bum
Thread's off to a great start I see
They were free when I got out of jail
this hand posting is very gay. go to >>Anon Babble
Marko Perković, the founder of the group, was born 27 October 1966 in the village of Čavoglave in the rural Dalmatian Hinterland of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia.[3]
He first gained prominence in 1991 at the beginning of the Yugoslav Wars, most specifically the Croatian War of Independence, with the song "Bojna Čavoglave" (English: "Čavoglave Battalion"). Perković was not a professional singer, nor had the band yet been formed. It was reportedly composed as an anthem for the territorial defence unit hastily formed by natives of Čavoglave, at that time under Yugoslav People's Army (JNA) and Serb paramilitary attacks. He released it under his own battle name Thompson.
Yugoslavians are so stupid they don't even know their own history
Shut up fag.
those are the same weak wrists from the fag in the wigger cap posting from his sisters bathroom. no amount of flexing and lighting tricks would make anyone believe you aren't 120lbs of pussy
durrr post hand!
are you retarded?
I like that art; dragons are cool. Is the music cool as well? Here, have some other cool artwork with my blasting.
Not metal.
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>>WHATEVER YOUR FAGGOT GENERAL IS CALLED
/metal/ general
95% of posts are not metal
fuck off back to /kot/
indian
I take great offense to that implication
This neither proves nor disproves anything at all
The album is from 2006 when Yugoslavia was long gone, the band was formed in freshly independent Croatia and not Yugoslavia, and Yugoslavia was never a part of the eastern block to begin with
You copy-pasted that entire wall of text to prove... What exactly?
Ozzy Osbourne’s Final Birmingham Show Marred by Failing Health and Desperation
BIRMINGHAM — What was meant to be a triumphant farewell has taken a dark turn. Ozzy Osbourne, 76, is scheduled to take the stage one last time in his hometown — but behind the scenes, preparations have devolved into something closer to crisis management than concert planning.
Sources close to the production describe the atmosphere as bleak. Ozzy, once a god of heavy metal, is now a frail shell of himself. Ravaged by Parkinson’s disease and slipping into the early stages of Alzheimer’s, he reportedly struggles to recognize bandmates and often forgets why he's at rehearsals. His speech is slurred, his walk unstable, and his voice — when it comes — is little more than a cracked whisper.
“He’s in constant pain,” said one crew member. “He soils himself. Sometimes he doesn’t know where he is. It’s not just sad — it’s disturbing.”
To salvage the show, producers are resorting to unconventional measures. Plans include a revolving door of guest vocalists to cover Ozzy’s parts, with him only appearing for short, controlled moments. There’s talk of deploying a lifelike AI-generated Ozzy — complete with deepfake vocals and motion-captured body movements — to cover gaps he can no longer fill.
In more radical contingencies, a full holographic Ozzy may be used for entire songs, paired with pre-recorded banter and expressions pulled from decades-old footage.
For many fans, this performance was meant to be a celebration. But as the date nears, it’s beginning to look more like a grim farewell to a man slowly fading before our eyes.
It’s fulfilling to sit on your ass all day eating donuts tostinos pizza rolls chugging monsters coffees with lots of sugar cream jerkin off to Megan Kelly on Fox smokin whole cart of Winston’s Ounce of Purple Urkle
K2 and a wank before breakfast
An entire Mcdonald’s big breakfast in a blender
gulping that down like Nectar FROM DA GODZZZZ
Actual Kaevum fans, pictured at the /metal/ meetup.
my colostomy bag is loose after hearing the contents of your breakfast. Swear if you don’t fasten the seal it’ll squirt like Mount Vesuvius and run down your leg faster than a gopher duckin’ a lawn mower
tldr plus the bands you post suck
What are some Black Metal to shoot heroin to?
Carpathian Forest
Mutiilation
grau some balls
Any of you know any songs that aren't about being gay or a poser? doubtful
do you know any of those of us not in adult diapers?
I can only listen to music made by zoomers because I'm trying to pretend I'm still a teenager
Discordance Axis - The Inalienable Dreamless
Best posters are American
USPM is superior to EUPM
USBM reigns supreme
May as well close the border, this is an Americhad general
Rap is more intelligent than metal because it actually has vocals and not just retarded monkey shouting that disgusts hot women. Fuck your garglemonkey pig squeals, we love clean vocals and clean women here.
you made j-dawg look like Joey. Good job.
And rappers love clean little boys Amerishart. This is your brain on corn syrup
Overall, this is an excellent album, but an acquired taste. You're missing out if you pass this off as repetitive crap; give it time.
What band is that?
Justin Beaver is a rock and roller, one of you guys. Rap chads literally fuck you LMAOOOO
Metal according to RYM, which we respect here.
what about metal archives?
Mocked here.
He soils himself.
seek help with your scat fetish (real and AI), secretary kpop
I'm just reporting on facts.
Don't let the A.B. catch you outside of pc chomo
HEIL digits
nigga Keys To The Kingdom is metal af
Rap
not just retarded monkey
This is the kind of "songs" you retarded fags like anyways, your taste in music is abysmal.
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
Play all 3 videos at the same time, and you get a 10/10 song according to 80% of the board :-)
Soundgarden mogs all black metal.
anyone have any recs for something like early 90s Entombed/Dismember/HM-2 style but even heavier, darker and more ridiculous
This is, by far, the best metal song ever recorded, just blows everything else out of the water, and mogs 99% of what is posted here :
Mr.Crowley - Ozzy Osborne
youtu.be
(Death metal version)
youtu.be
Another top 10 wonder, an amazing metal song.
Helena - My Chemical Romance
youtu.be
That sounds like a diaper being stomped on.
A full diaper. AWful cacapants music.
Listen to black metal like me.
I recommend you listen to better music instead of losercore
nice forced meme bro
It's not a meme
I'm not too sure if this is exactly what you want, but Entrails is basically an Entombed clone. Fleshcrawl might be close? Either way, Descend into the Absurd is a killer album you need to listen to if you haven't.
post the losercore chart then
WHAT'S POPPIN GEN Y HOMIES!?! Fo' shizzle my nizzles! Metallica released their second album, St Anger, after their first album, Reload! And Limp Bizkit's new song Behind Blue Eyes, which Fred says he wrote himself. They have such deep songs, like Papa Roach and Linkin Park.
Whaddya mean "Rock went to shit in 1997"? Homeslice, 97 is what got me *into* rock.
daily reminder that dying fetus is rap metal
Oh, is that why they suck so bad? Gotcha.
Sharted in the fucking diaper again. Was blasting Thompson hat 150% volume
Correct.
damn good German black split from May, particularly the Excommunicatio first half
vendetta-records.bandcamp.com
Today I listened to my very first, and likely only, full death metal album (pic) on the recommendation of one anon here, least bad was "pillars of ice".
Holy…
youtu.be
Heil.
someone made satanic warmaster actually sound good
And that someone should buy an ad
you should buy an ad faggot i have no affiliation with the artist
Oh wow! A polished turd!
do you guys just hate on everything? is there not something we can all agree on?
Jute Gyte is a great band
CORRECT.
Of course! Here are some unanimously beloved /metal/ albums:
Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
Hell Awaits
Beneath the Remains
Andacht
Effigy of the Forgotten
Hell Awaits has one (1) good song, the rest of what you listed is irredeemable garbage
Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
Correct.
Hell Awaits
Correct.
Beneath the Remains
"We have Slayer at home"
Andacht
Literally fucking who? atmoshart
Effigy of the Forgotten
Mogged by any BDM with actual quality production
Metal is for geniuses.
So this dude posts some whores as the Op image nontheless and that's fine, but when I post Emily Armstrong (which is actual on topic numetal) I get shat on. Good job.
pretty good schizo-black from May. nothing too crazy but unconventional enough to hold your interest medicopeste.bandcamp.com
anything coming out this next week you're looking forward to?
the system is corrupt
this next week
anon
This week? Nah, not really.
This month? Yeah, you could say that.
We have Morbid Angel at home
No. THALL concluded 2025.
i feel like a weirdo listening to all this extreme metal. i do enjoy it, though.
K. KEEP US POSTED
EFL, pls understanding
Extreme(ly shit) metal
Why did you go to that Nile show then, Negru?
zoomer one-man usbm project
Into the trash it goes.
metal is targeted towards
the tallest one is a woman
kek
a literal bunch of manlets, the jokes write themselves
Me, because I like it so much.
Lower IQ individuals
alpha males like all of us here
Is Nokturnal Mortum NSBM?
NSBM reigns supreme
They were Nat Soc when they were younger. They denounced it but got blackballed anyway so now they can only play at NSBM shows. Cowards.
Deathspell Omega
That's pretty lame. We all did stupid shit as teenagers. Let people live and learn.
Still gonna blast Lunar Poetry and Goat Horns.
riffless garbage
One of the only 2 metal bands on Earth worth actually hearing
Sup fags
Have you dosed today?
Emily Armstrong
Not Metal.
Ozzy Osbourne is a 160 IQ genius.
Ozzy Osbourne is being kept alive against his will.
I'm looking for an album cover.
I shows a Jesus like figure on a cross, except he has a tail.
they should do key to the gate next
Yeah, denouncing it was stupid shit.
happy birthday man
Correct.
Whats your current favorite song you have on perma loop?
Discharge
HEIL WREST
reissues one his old albums, completely changing the sound
changes the title to no longer be "true traitor, true whore"
Why?
Yummy
happy birthday cunt
Motörhead - No Sleep at All
Venom - Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
Triumph of Death - Resurrection of the Flesh
Playing 1 song on repeat is bad autism.
1 album is dedication. And that album is Lock Up The Wolves.
Nice 8s
Final Fragment