ITT: Anon Babble in 2001

Who's looking forward to the new Nickelback album drop? Let's just say that September 11th is a date music fans won't soon forget

Goodnight sweet prince. Well ok we don't miss you _that_ much.

Hitler was straight-up da bomb, yo. He kept it real, for sure. The jews? They’re just trippin’, man. I realized this while listening to a great album from the current year, “Girls Can Tell” by Spoon

Jackson's obsession with fame, his grotesque life magnified by his grotesque wealth, are such an offense to rock aesthetes that the fact that he's a great musician is now often forgotten. I use the present tense because (a) his skills seem undiminished and (b) as only Frank Kogan has listened dispassionately enough to remark, he's doing new stuff with them--his funk is steelier and his ballads are airier, both to disquieting effect. At 78 minutes this is too long, and especially given his history, "The Lost Children" is offensive. But the first three tracks are the Rodney Jerkins of the year, "2000 Watts" is the Teddy Riley of the past five years, and even the prunables offer small surprises. Don't believe the hype matters. A-

Teen idols have matured at their peril since Del Shannon told us the name he was born with, and between the Internet gossip roast and Carson Daly's Dick Clark act, the current crop will have it even tougher. Which makes this meeting of L.A. Reid's double-platinum Philadelphia white girl and justly forgotten 4 Non Blondes emoter Linda Perry even more of a feat. These are pop songs in the sense that they deliver their payloads in 90 seconds. But they're also confessional, dark, downtempo--and, OK, a little gauche sometimes, which just makes them seem realer. Despite Pink's audacious claim that she's not as pretty as "damn Britney Spears," celebrity anxiety takes a backseat to a credible personal pain rooted in credible family travails, a pain held at bay by expression. Artistically, it's a next step for a genre I never thought would take one. I wish I believed Justin Timberlake's solo debut will sound half as honest, frustrated, and fulfilled. A

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Goodnight sweet prince.

Why couldn't Seth MacFarlane have gotten on that plane? Why?

Isn’t the guy who wrote these a literal cuck? Like his wife fucks other guys

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fuck him anyway.

I'm not satisified with the religion my parents and grandparents and ancestors for 1,500 years have practiced I have to convert to a poo people religion to show how much cooler than the rest of you I am.

holy shit

2 PLANES JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

It's a bad year for air travel, it is indeed.

This album does not exist and the dude that wrote this sounds like a cuck

youtu.be/NxAZItKKIUU
666 DEVIL

It's finally in the states, three years late.

I predict in 8 years that another British boyband will take the reign

ah yes the summer song of '01, four talentless, tuneless roasties desecrating '70s R&B classics

extraordinary voice, interesting person, familiar ideas, ordinary music ("Gimme All Your Lovin' or I Will Kill You," "Nutmeg Phantasy") **

hardly the first not-terribly-bright teenager to approach self-knowledge via the words of others ("Overprotected," "Cinderella") *

Great, another bargain bin Jewel clone. How original.

I mean she could be another discount Britney clone instead. It could be worse.

I still prefer it over Britney's crummy album.

Guess she won't be able to testify at R. Kelly's trial 20 years from now.

extraordinary voice

It's not a great voice, it's an...interesting voice.

It's a woman who loves Billie Holiday's voice a little too much.

Two towers called Love and Theft

She's a nappy headed hoe

Does it get any better than this?

fuckin' freedum hatin' terrists we's gon' get you, Osama

skank hos get fucked ("Midnite Snack," "Police Blitz") *

hello would you like to tee off your sister by dialing up your Internet connection while she's talking to her friend on the phone? that's 2001.