Couldn't sing
Couldn't rap
Couldn't dance
Wasn't attractive
All he did was interrupt the song and talked while the music played in the background.
But for some reason he was featured in every song in early 2010.
What was his deal?
latino Billy Corgan
billy can write a song and play a mean guitar though
Dále ;)
get off 4chins billy
guitar
ick! anyway Pitbull gets 5x more daily streams than the SP
he had a deep voice and women couldn't see him through the radio
Nepotism.
Literally latino flo rida and flo rida is the black pitbull. Dumb pop rap with catchy choruses to get people to drink to and drone out to. Literal mindless npc music before npcs were a "thing"
I knew a southern redneck from Georgia that loved Pitbull and hick hop. He knew about Jelly Roll before he got so massive. On top of that. his favorite song was temperature by Sean Paul i think his name was. Strange dude.
Side note, the dude was fired from his last company for totalling his van. When they searched his van they found a full blown sex swing with mounts drilled into the pillars of the vans.
he doesn't like pitbull
either a lying poser or a genuine stick in the mud holy shit. this was the absolute best pop song of the 2010s and you have to respect that
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Well, you need something to listen at your grocery store.
I MIGHT DRINK A LITTLE MORE THAN I SHOULD TONIGHT
Dale
What a fucking beast, i hope he's doing well
no doubt dude. Here is a quote from him, "listen, people saying have a big dick is a blessing, buddy, let me tell you, it's a god damn curse." said in a southern Georgia accent.
His songs were good and that's all that matters. Funny how you left that out and decided to name qualities that don't matter.
He also just dropped a single with Bon fucking Jovi
Probably the funniest year released this year
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funniest song* dale
Women have a thing where if a guy is Puerto Rican they're all on board with him. If you told the masses this guy was arab, or white, he'd have no fans. But as soon as it becomes known he's PR, even tho he's a bald rat, the women throw themselves at him
shut the fuck up
He really was a madlad for that. If I were a billionaire, I would totally pay random struggling C-list indie acts six or seven figures to do tours of countries like Bolivia and Tanzania and shit
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Yeah no kidding. He kinda just distracted from and detracted from evert song he was in.
You're trying to hard to seem normal to women and failing at it while coming off as their gay best friend lol. You can tone it down a couple notches. She's not going to fuck you anyway.
I just realized I had never seen him without sunglasses, no wonder he kept them on he has beta eyes
he had some good party songs in the 2010's and thats about it.
you wouldn't get it, it's a /dalé/ thing
Honestly this was sovl.
Made me appreciate him as a person at least.
KEEEEEK this was made 12 years too late!
It's not even a real fucking song, it's just a novelty at this point. I'm astonished by how god awful the mastering is, too.
If this gets a le epic tech house remix within the next few months and it plays at my gym, I'm throwing a fucking dumbell at myself.
only thing about him is the way he walks
Nirvana >>>
being mid and making hella money has been a thing since the 90s. no one cares if it is actually good it just needs to sound good
his handlers wrote really catchy songs which were pretty much tailor-made for radio-play. Kind of the same thing as all those Katy Perry #1 hits that were on constant rotation almost a decade ago. He's the male Katy Perry.
He gained more for doing it than if he hadn't. He was promoting some shitty drink at the time, so the more news headlines he got the more promotion for the drink. He didn't just do it out the kindness of his le heart.
give me everything is good, i want to believe he wrote it
MR. WORLDWIDE
I liked his seven days commercial tbqh
Que ami me gusta la pepsi
He's the male Katy Perry.
better because he never fell off
just accepted his irrelevancy and never pushed it