The Gatekeeper edition
/metal/
First post for NSBM reigns supreme as the pinnacle of musical art
First for wiggerslam
Blasting
The defender of gusic
#1 rated album of 2015 by the way, although the #2 pick was that shitty Ad Nauseous record lmao
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
You don't like Slam? It's unironically a good genre, sometimes groovy, but sometimes not
The edgy themes make most of the albums not worth even listening to but I'll let you know when I find a good and cool one
Thanks Matthew
My name's Martin actually
Mayhaps you try listening to an infectious jelqing album. Every snuffed on sight album is good too
isn't it kinda ironic that some of you hate Slam, but if daddy Varg would release a proper slam metal album you would suddenly say something like "I've always liked Slam"
kinda ironic lmao
Artist: Jutte Gytte
Album: Ressentiment
Song: Your Blood and Soil Are Piss and Shit
Where is it now, the glory and the dream?
Your blood and soil are piss and shit
Your honor and glory vanity’s refuse
Varg is inherently a wigger for doing hard time in a maximum security prison
I don't think there's wiggers in norway. Because they aren't as crap of a country as the US
I don't listen to Slam because I just haven't gone out of my way to listen to it, still a sludge guy
I can beat up anyone here, youse guys aren't tough
Kill yourselves
I look like this, and I say this
Walk on home, Dawg
I only listen to Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Slayer, Megadeth and Pantera
It almost feels like I was there...
heres some slam I recorded/improvised yesterday, usually during night time I just grab my guitar and put on some death metal drum tracks and try to slam the fuck out with my guitar
The thing is that it's not about melodies like in groove metal or even sludge, its just this feeling... like my head starts to nod... also gives me energy in the gym when i listen slam or when doing calisthenics.. maybe i should try to contact some american slam guys if they want to project with me as Europe has so fucking shit slam brutal dm scene
Nergal is a genius
Correct.
Ironic doesn't mean that. Even the BS colloquial use of ironic doesn't mean that.
Best post in this thread.
He's right you know...
German bm. FAST.
Black Sabbath
based
Iron Maiden
based
Metallica
based
Judas Priest
cringe
Motorhead
based
Slayer
based
Megadeth
cringe
Pantera
cringe
8/8
Great post!
I hate Pantera so goddamn much
Cool, you should make a real demo and maybe get some merch going if you really like slam metal so much
THREADLY FUCK SLAYER
ULTRA is already album of the year, sorry nonchuds
fucking SLAYER
how long do I have to practice guitar to play low iq chugging retard riffs
Is it just me or does Metal sound better coming out of shitty speakers? I've been using built-in speakers on my computer for years, and I recently bought some desktop speakers that sound nice (I have no real complaints about the quality), but like, they're almost too pristine. I've never fucked around with equalizers, but I might have to learn how that shit works if I'm gonna keep using these.
Varg just roke up and has AIDS.
Source?
Surely you have a source for such a claim.
You're not a piece of shit liar, are you?
make shitty black metal nobody would willingly listen to
call it NSBM/RABM so losers who value ideology over artistry will mindlessly consume it to "help the cause"
Interesting marketing strategy.
heh
Are you laughing at him or with him?
he got it when he was raped in the cold winter of '94
is this true?
'fraid so
Just your everyday metalhead I guess.
Start lifting weights first
There are NSBM bands which are genuinely good
But honestly if you're actively looking for NSBM you're as much of a faggot as the people who refuse to listen to a band because they are NSBM. Just completely ignore the term
truth nuke desu
NSBM has a significantly more defined sound than other pseudo-subgenres defined solely by theme like viking metal. It's mostly raw black metal that's more triumphant and uplifting than the typical corpse paint stuff.
2012-2017 poster here, haven't been by in a while. I've got a question, is Black Metal basically just a zoomer rap genre now or something? I see Transylvanian Hunger tshirts on some of the softest and most pretentious looking zoomers around me here in the major city that I live in. I mean BM was already a s0ibuoy genre when it had it's 2010's revival but now it literally just seems like it's a full of fashion statement for literal teenagers and wine sipping trannies that live in $4000mo flats.
This. Based
NSBM reigns supreme
full on* fashion
Correct.
Yes, it's been the trendiest genre for a whole decade at this point.
I saw a skinnyfat zoomer at the beach wearing an Emperor shirt
I saw a Mayhem DMDS hoodie wearing broccolli haired zoomer today
Based orange racist cats
Der Stürmer - Hate Prayer (NS War Metal)
youtube.com
blasting
I have never met someone that into pantera
I just follow good labels for releases and some of the best labels with the highest quality control are labels that happily promote chuddery (Darker than Black and ASRAR)
new Der Sturmer
I thought Hjarulv Henker died.
Sacred digits confirm it.
vidya inspired lyrics
not listening!
basado
Quality control in this case means everything is the same derivative crap
This sounds more like thrash than grindcore
better than arghoslent
better than dungeon serpent
youtube.com
It's up
KWAB
fuck off
Correct.
Chuck "The Sneed" Schuldiner
Strapping Young Lad.