/metal/

itt: bans you mix up

for me, its in flames and at the gates

the hu

the who

the guess who

Batushka and Batushka

Did ice cream trucks legitimately die? I feel like I haven't seen one since I was about 8 years old

ESL here and I can't listen to metal with lyrics written in my native tongue, they sound so fucking cringe. Do people whose first language is English feel the same cringe?

Incantation and Immolation

Krabathor and Slugathor

No.

I only want to get a tattoo to look even more of a degenerate. On the side of my neck. I'm degenerate maxxxing.

No sir; one passed my house this morning. Its jingle is an extremely short version of the 1946 song 'La Mer'. Gets super irritating if it stops in one spot for a while.

THE ONLY WAY TO EXIT
IS GOING PIECE BY PIECE

Metalfags acting all tough and shit then they go home and listen to songs about fucking fairies and wizards lmao

Slayer

and where the fuck is everyone

We're all at the Slayer concert. Why aren't you?

Star Wars conventions

youtube.com/watch?v=Tg8-JjEONxM
youtube.com/watch?v=pDIOXd95wgo
youtube.com/watch?v=u6oDPYgU2n0

ya a lot of oldschool metal has overly blasphemous lyrics that didn't age well. atheism/satanism isn't edgy anymore, doja cat and katy parry make more satanic music than varg now.

there's some essential bands on there. i don't listen to or know any bands after 2010 and i recognized a bunch.

I COME ALIVE IN THE DARKNESS
LEFT MURDERED AND NAMELESS
DEAD UNBURIED AND ROTTEN
HALF EATEN BY INSECTS

youtu.be/pol-S8RfsTY

youtu.be/NDRjar3b38A

metal

Holy frick, I love dissonant metal and cooking vegan meals

stop posting ugly bitches

indeed

Thai ladyboy metal

FUCK YESS

There's a Japanese ladyboy guitar i watch on yt

I just realized I spent the last 5 hours just reading and posting bullshit here endlessly while drinking beer and listening to slayer

atta boy

Can't wait for this one

what do you think of venom

the real fucking deal
if you don't like venom you're lame and you cannot hang out with the cool kids

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Invented thrash, death, and black metal. metal royalty

whats up with the AI logos?

I imagine the sing-a-long poster is constantly hammered.

there's only 55 posts

i've done that way more often than i like to admit

NBM.

Black Metal Promotion

Nope

as long as you cringe at your drunkposts after raking up, we forgive you

Invented thrash, death, and black metal. metal royalty

Burzum also on the bill.

how else should I post their album?

Wrong. Varg sucks Cronos dick

I also know Discharge, Party Cannon and Cancer

there are bands called HIV and Schizo

lmao

If Black Metal Tourism uploaded something there's a 9 out of 10 chance it's easy listening slop

I need to check out the new Wesele, only tried Fin de siècle and it was one of the better albums of a pretty mediocre year iirc.

For /meal/, it’s the Warning

Correct.

bet she gives wicked rawrjobs

but most of the good stuff isn't even on YouTube
both albums are bangers and Zmierzch might even be better imo

band called Meth Leppard

lol
lmao even

Also correct

Ozzy has pulled out of the BS reunion, stating: "I'm just not feeling the vibe rn (right now)."

I never pull out

Black Sabbath tickets for their final reunion show at the "Back to the Beginning" festival range from approximately £175 ($215) to £795 ($1000), depending on seating and package options.

she's killing him in his sleep after the concert isn't she?

lol maybe she'll kill him and steal his identity since they look like an older lesbian couple now

That would be the most mercyful thing she could do to that old whoreson

It's not like Ozzy's got much time left. If I remember correctly he got hospitalized like 4 years ago from a cold.

BS reunion

Freudian slip?

I have a hunch it stands for "Black Sabbath". Not too sure though. We'll have to investigate.

If Ozzy needed a reason to get up in the mornings, he could have opted for reviewing the history of his career in a more meaningful way: paying the former members of his band (or the estates thereof) the money owed them; plus correcting the song-writing credits.

He said he was in a hotel room and got up to piss, and when he went back to jump into bed, the bed wasn't there and he landed face first into the floor. Lol. That fucked up his back, and then he had back surgery with some retarded surgeon that messed it up even more and that's why he's in the shape he's in. He's been having surgeries and taking meds since 2019 for the back problem.

"i just want to give ozzy a reason to get up in the morning"

You're his fucking wife, aren't you meant to be that reason? This shit is like a self report that she's a turd.

Which one of you was the surgeon?

Did Sharon get her tits removed? Does Ozzy wear them now? Does Sharon wear Ozzy's penis, because he hasn't in a very long time.

Something new and interesting please

youtube.com/watch?v=3ffP7gg36Tg

Reaper of Crucified Mortals comes down to Hells for an OG Hellcast episode days with the Dawg.

There was a new In The Woods which was interesting just because I don't like the direction they went in.

I want to fuck ~60 year old Sharon so bad
ugly old fucking bitch hnnngggg

Burzum (NEW) (NEW)

Exactly. How about helping Jake E Lee, and paying the family of Lee Kerslake? He's fucked people over continuously and now karma has gotten him. Sounds like he didn't listen to Geezer's lyrics while he sang them.
I mean her face is reason enough to hit the snooze button.
LMAO

been posting on this general for years at this point and I still don't know if you people actually like Bumbum or you're just memeing

It's easy to assume most at least like his stuff, mostly the older shit, then a few hardcore fans and shitposters make up the rest.

Me personally, I only like the debut album and Aske mainly because they lean more heavily on the guitar riffs. I really don't care about le epic atmosphere from later albums.

Probably both

I'm an atmoshitter so I like Filo and Hvis, but not to the extent that I worship Varg as a god. There's better atmoshit.