rapes wynton and his fans to death
gives it a B+
Singlehandedly manages to kill off jazz as a viable format forever
watered down bach tonality but with muh rockist spectacle
subsumes classical
People like you are the reason why prog dorks will always be considered pretentious kids and never serious people. Ever.
You will never have the balls to say such nonsense in the /classical/ gen because we all know you would get violently raped and gangbanged, kek
Metalfags and rockfags are incapable of thinking about music unless it's genre categories. That's why they think their music is the most diverse, because all they ever talk about is one micro subgenre after another. But an actual analysis of actual musical qualities like form, harmony and tonality, scales and voicings, key signatures and tonal centers will immediately reveal that one era of classical has more going on than all of rock/pop and metal combined.
I'm not even that big a Beethoven fan but he has more variety than most of rock. But normies will never understand this because Beethoven doesn't have as many autistic genre classifications as some random metal or rock scene does.