/metal/

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

And destruction upon the holy man

Who hails a jew

Metallica announces gojira and Knocked Loose as support for their Europe part of the world tour

It's funny because doublecat xd

The Kaevum spammer won.

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Special EQ'd version

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do we like those 2?

It's just so good.

we hate those three here

all three are beloved here

too edgy

Great choices
Yes

4 dates get upgraded to Pantera instead.

I'm not the biggest fan of this record, I'm more into the second-wave stuff, but it's crazy to think, that they were making this kind of sound in 1984.

black metal song

Darkthrone half-time stomper segment starts

Terrible choices
No

Ozzy Osbourne Says Final Black Sabbath Show Really is The End

Yes, Black Sabbath has given two other “farewell” shows in the past, but Ozzy Osbourne says the legendary band’s set at “Back to the Beginning.”

The resident german just can't help but post about Ozzy and diapers at around this time.

I look well, I think I'm well, that's all

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Trve Norwegian Black Metal

True Norwegian = Norsk Arisk

*planet

Took my wife to see them in Oakland and she left lmfao

wander my friends

Check out this documentary. Nasty Smelly Bum Metal are corrupt posers who don't even make good metal, let alone good black metal:
youtube.com/watch?v=2b_Vc9l8pEQ

2000s:

NSBM bands can’t make riffs or figure out how to do proper lo-fi production

Atmospheric bands rule the day

2020s:

NS Bands that once had nothing to offer like AK88 and Der Stürmer have figured out riffs and how to do proper production

Atmoslop is fucking dead, and its corpse is continuously violated by the Black Metal Promotion channel in Youtube

How did the great shift happen?

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kek, the duality of man

would going to a bmcel gig in mostly white clothes make me appear some kind of ironic plebbitor? it's just what I wear...

Wouldn't do that personally. It also just looks lame in general. Just wear black like everyone else.

mostly white clothes

Are you a southern gentleman perchance?

the spam here has made me unable to take this band seriously, I can't hear it objectively

same
the spam and shilling mean I will never listen to them
though I have never heard good black metal ever (even ones promoted by people in these threads has all sounded garbage) so that certainly doesn't help it's case.

the cat in the back (the grey one) doesn't actually have 8 legs it's an optical illusion created by the mirror it is laying next to

false information, the cat just listened to too much Thergothon

At the risk of sounding like a poseur

I am. I've come to terms with it.

How the hell did nobody tell me that Disturbed did a great cover of Faith No More's Midlife Crisis back in 2011?

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A common issue. Same thing happened to my mate Eric a few years ago.

Who are you quoting

They're quoting you, anon

Some Burzum kinda sounds he's listened to 80s/early 90s goth and done his own version in my opinion.

Best sludge metal albums according to Sputnikmusic

this is unsubstantiated hearsay honestly

Heil Azagtoth

atmoshit

atmoshit

atmoshit

atmoshit, but kino

atmoshit

heil

atmoshit

atmoshit

atmoshit

based

Probably because Faith No More and Disturbed both suck ass

There is absolutely nothing wrong with how Natur sounds to begin with.

blasphemy, Mike Patton is beloved here

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"" These are quotation marks

This is just highlighted text

Here, have something Lovecraftian
youtube.com/watch?v=NGtzawgJJPk

*holds up spork*

Varg was a fan of early Paradise Lost so he definitely had some of that gothic metal influence

Are you hoping for lightning or chunky soup?
Mike Patton is a talented motherfucker. So is Dave Draiman for that matter. The rest of both bands have their moments that show they've been slowly but surely learning their way around their instruments.

are you 15? get some taste bro

Clan of Xymox he probably listened to also.

That cunt wishes she was a man.

Varg is a genius.

bro just conform

lmao fuck your rules, I'd even bring some glowsticks and start dancing

can confirm but I stopped after my third dick, more would take too much blood

ask for advice and opinions

get advice and opinion

NOOOOOOO FUCKFUCKFUCK YOU! I DO WAT I WANNA DO

HEIL. Easily one of my all-time favourite artists.

He's an overrated poser who doesn't even like metal, and not in a Geoff Tate kinda way where 'secretly' Geoff does love Operation Mindcrime. I think Kristian really hates metal, and it's fans. He's laughing at YOU.
Not my rules. Do it if you want, but expect people to hate you.

Not metal. He has a high probability of scat fetishism.

I used to wear tie-dye, plaid, glow in the dark shit, etc. These days, if I happen to have a loud shirt handy, that's usually the go to. I wear too much black in my day to day, I'd rather get noticed and served at the bar.
There always used to be a few people in the crowd who think I'm just some asshat... but then I'd be up front for whatever friend's opening band, singing along, banging my head, growling my approval between songs, and generally having a good fucking time.
Drawing the "What's up with the pants?" foul is an oddly effective way to meet new people, and potentially make contacts/sales/friends.

I don't, that'd be gay af

what are you selling at a BM show?

everyone is the same person

this is a blacked metal hater general and I'll do everything I can to inconvenience you in your life

you're a faggy simp who's been samefagging her general for months while getting mocked
fuck you

I see people going to gigs in all kinds of clothes, even fucking business casual and no one gives a fuck
although I can't comment on the stuck up kind who goes to black metal concerts

At that particular show, usually nothing tangible. At the show I might invite people to (especially if the current and future show share a common band or musician), likely CDs, and shirts if not, sweaters, stickers, patches, and picks. Depends on which band I'm playing with at a given show, and what the merch cuts are.

myself

It used to be a serious monoculture. It's calmed down quite a bit, what with hardcore fans getting real jobs, and tourists being exposed to harder shit.

Can't help it, one doesn't choose what one likes

dogshit

THE TOXICITY OF OUR CITY

OF OUR CITY

DISORDER

DISORDER

I have a vague memory of being on the Burzum mailing list in the early 00s, and somebody dared a (literally) gay user to attend a metal concert in a bright yellow shirt that said

I like boys

or something like that. He did and nothing happened (because why would it?).

Not metal.

I just roke up

Correct.

Uh oh, looks like it's time to call Dr. Frank

it's pretty late, anon

he's in Tuvalu

Wow, this is so fucking good reminds me of peak metal, before Varg and his gay black punks destroyed it.

Correct.

In reality I got up like an hour and a half ago but I haven't had an opportunity to get online till now.

i hate when i'm not able to get online

Wait this actually riffs, holy shit.

Buy a Anon Babble pass, only $50

Wow, this quite honestly gives me a boner. So good. My dog even danced to the song.

enter /metal/

open a couple youtube links

system of a down, AI music, some gay rap shit, babymetal

leave thread

fuck you stupid faggots

Stop gaslight him, Negru

The rest of us are at the Ultra listening party.

Learn some pattern recognition or you're not going to make it here.

Just another Funny Metal Friday

just how much metal does someone have to listen to for them to not be considered a tourist?

I like it too. Riffusion and Suno are based.
Post a video of it :)

if you have to ask

You have to listen to all of it. There's no other way. You've done so, haven't you? Otherwise you're not allowed to post in this thread, among all these finest scholars of metal.

>leave thread

post in here anyway

oh god oh fuck

OH GOD OH FUCK

50 albums = bronze tier
200 albums = silver tier
1000 albums = gold tier
5000 albums = platinum tier
10000 albums = diamond tier

**(1 NSBM album counts as 5 albums)

If you haven't been listening to metal since at least high school you pose and can leave the hall immediately.

This pic is straight up scary and demonic. I'm not posting until the next thread.

Unfortunately, a large number of posters here are still in high school and just heard metal for the first time recently

Lovecraft? I hardly knew her HAR HAR HAR

INJECT THE METAL DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS!!!!!!!!!

I was iffy on the new single, but then again I felt the same about Pain Remains at first and ended up loving it.

New Kaevum is a failure of epic proportions.

I love it. Alot of modern metal bands sound weak. I like the strength in this music.

why are you posting this crap here? fuck off

It lacks testosterone, just like most NSBM, as well as Sleep Token.

t. filtered

new album is finally out

i'm still listening to Kultur

Hmm.

who do you guys prefer more, arghoslent or GBK?

Arghoslent rule. GBK are unironically shite.

Both are boring amerislop unfortunately.

same people
same band

I always forget that those are two bands

Today's my birthday, bros

used to be arghoslent but kohanic charmers mogged the shit out of the last arghoslent album

condolences

happy birthday!

Holy shit you're right.

Why's the guy on the left look like he's missing a chromosome? I'm assuming he's the vocalist?

deadass a black metal song

kek. this is such a stupid statement that i might just have to agree with you

deadass

Leave the hall, Amerigolem.

Dissokino for me

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Arghoslent

british, actually, but that doesnt make it much better does it

Airstrip One vs. Escape From Jew York

Yeah nah.

Switching between internet and mobile data now, are we?

Napoli won the league tonight! Hope PSG win against Inter next week. Life is life na na na na naa!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=EGikhmjTSZI

Upstairs neighbor is yelling and having a mental breakdown

What should I blast to make her ermm, go outside for a mental health walk?

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Why isn't there more 1984/Brave New World/other dystopian themed kino?

stop being a dick anon and just buy headphones

Kaevum has denounced National Socialism

It’s over

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Everybody grows up sometime. Manufactured politics isn't black metal.

More like they want to get streams

She's not mad because of my music, retard

band has at least 4 self titled albums

Er

Fucking shit my pants again. Metal for a shitty day?

Mortality...insanity...fatality
You'll never want to feel what I've felt

apologies, i understand. in that case, may i reccomend something along the lines of Blasphemy or early Beherit?

out-mentalpatient her with some Sortsind

One of those is me.
Do you think homie's wishing himself a happy birthday here? What sort of weird shit do you think happens in metal threads?
youtube.com/watch?v=hGahQ3EtRxA

Band has only self titled albums

every track on every album is self titled

American't black metal

Cleanest Serbian school children

Fuck that actually I don't wanna get janny'd. The album is Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy by Torsofuck.

again

nothing happened

except this story, in your mind.

YOUR ONTARIO TOWN
IS JUST A BURIAL GROUND
FOR OLD FRIENDS

A classic metal album.

Anti-freemason metal rulez! Should be alot more of it! I drew influence from Tenacious D on this one lol :)
youtube.com/watch?v=azhzm1OLxvQ

It goes without saying that we all are.

SOAD

Not listening!!!

Dude, stop spamming. This is not cool.

Why did you reply to yourself, lass?

freemasonry is based anon, you should try it

Not spamming at all fren. Just showing the powa of AI! :)

No, I'm not a pedophile.

AI will never be metal.

2-3 links are ok but you are overdoing it. Stop it, please.

Yes, Ratthew replies to himself quite often, or he pretends to be different people replying to the same post. Sometimes he doesn't even wait beyond the 60 second timer.

worst guy you know makes a great point.jpg

desuarchive.org/mu/thread/125768289/#q125772696
Have this censored version I made. The limits for what album covers you can post are inconsistent. Sometimes Violence Unimagined gets deleted, yet Voodoo-U is visible on the catalog right now.

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I want all secrets revealed, Catastrophic disclosure on UFOs, all 'secret' books revealed in the Vatican and other places, so I wouldn't be a good freemason :)

Correct.

Most metal is awful but there's no other generals that are even decent.

Mindbroken and mentally dominated. Try to just post metal without the obsessive vibes, thanks.

lovecraft

What was his cat named?

I got a 3 day last year for posting the new 200 Stab Wounds' album cover despite it obviously not depicting a real autopsy or whatever it is that's supposed to be going on on the cover.

the worst you'll find is a few nonces, if there was anything bigger then that we'd probably know by now. also do try and tone down the AI spam, support real bands please

implies that this is anywhere near decent

It already is.

They're hiding everything to keep people stupid and paying money to the nonces you mean. I do support real bands also. I posted Lorna Shore earlier.

no real guitars

no real vocals

no real drums

no real bass

no real production

no real anything

this is not metal anon

Lorna Shore

you really don't understand what metal actually is, do you hun?

I ought to make a version of this with Deftones or one of the other not-metal bands you post.
Which is odd because stuff like early Carcass covers have real gore and I never see them deleted.

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

My genre is Schizo Metal, and I like posting that :D (The schizos are right btw. The glowies don't want you to believe that, but we are..)
youtube.com/watch?v=txwq6phZpAM

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t. diapershitter

Where did they denounce it? Link what they said.

Stop being narrow minded and embrace the AI. Write songs YOU want to hear using these modern tools.

I like some people here. That's a plus. At least they're not gooning to korean girls or posting shitty American pop

Rejoice. You can finally stop spamming their mid slop.

I got into Linkin Park at 8, so I've been listening to metal for much longer than that.

guy who spams the same comment with the same wording nineteen times a day including an accusation of “spamming” in said post

You can’t make this up

I don't frequent any other Anon Babble generals, but theres no fucking way they can be worse than this one. This place is a shithole filled with some of the most autistic cancerous faggots the world has ever seen. If other generals are worse, thats genuinely frightening.

kek, you did not write these songs anon. you wrote lyrics and a prompt. you wanna actually write music? buy a guitar, learn to play it and the rest comes naturally. infinitely more gratifying, satisfying and respectable. also, quick question, you believe freemasons keep the public dumb to fund nonces, but who do you think the money you spend on all your AI subscriptions go to?

If you fail to provide proof, you have confirmed you are JIDF.

Too many followers in metal and not enough leaders. AI gives a voice to those people who are maybe shit at guitar, but want to create songs about certain topics, like how dogs and their owners are such a problem nowadays. I don't see a problem with AI, apart from maybe greedy AI companies wanting to monetize it, but then, Suno and Riffusion both allow free generations, so that's no problem from me. I make songs that can influence society to be better, so I will continue to do that :)

Wat?

I spend nothing on my AI generations *mic drop* :)

maybe just get good at guitar kek, a lot more people, myself included, would respect you a lot more for that

Why do you even care? This just proves you weren't in it for the music, but for ideological reasons. And that the music is actually objectively mid, since it apparently doesn't hold up, unless you're a retarded chud.

Ozzy Osbourne died in 1979.

I do play abit of guitar, and have used DAWs etc, but the idea is more important in any case. The 'establishment' hate AI, so everyone should use it, and AI will improve as time goes on, and the establisment HATE that, cause they want to make money from it. It raises the bar for music as a whole though, so I fully support AI. Money is overrated.

Kill yourself

God this place is pure estrogen beta male energy

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No :)

the 'establishment' hate AI

do you have any idea how fucking retarded you sound right now? where do you think the funding for the AI boom in the last few years came from?

Obvious b8. I'll let it slide this time ok champ?

Not from the music industry, that's for certain. It's basically people with too much money that they don't know what to do with it.

You are obsessed with someone else whereas other people just laugh at the jokes. You are mindbroken and your taste in metal is shit

non sequiturs

It proves you are lying, and for political reasons. You are a subhuman.

Correct. You can tell because they unironically think black metal sounds good.

Better a goat for a wife than a dog :) I don't have any wife though sadly :(
BIG BARKS BIGGER PROBLEMS!
youtube.com/watch?v=addVQBDfQZY

mate just do me a solid one and google who funds OpenAI. trust me, you will shit yourself. I understand its hard to admit you're wrong, especially when you've been dying on this hill for this long at this point, but you can't claim to be anti-establishment and then dickride AI to this extent

unironically being a stoner

Learn to love yourself more instead of trying to forget yourself <3

Sad chief
Happy 4:20 time zone sharer!

unironically not enjoying stoner metal

LOL what a loser!

Stoners in general are massive losers, but they've made some phenomenal music

Stoner metal is great, but stoners should be ground up to fertilizer

Bad news, metalheads. Nik Nocturnal is retiring.

No more Nik by Nocturnal fest then?

Could not give a fuck. Corekids should be rounded up and put in camps.

Inhaling smoke of any kind as a hobby is an enormous red flag. Almost as bad as people who 'take walks' like picrel and the vocaroo spammer

Captcha: HHR2X

I remember baiting this place with coreshit 6-8 years ago, you kids are way too late to the party

Inhaling smoke of any kind as a hobby is an enormous red flag. Almost as bad as people who 'take walks' like picrel and the vocaroo spammer

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good god if any single person ever truly embodied metal it would absolutely be old Terry, miss the bastard everyday

Ironically, that's what an average stoner looks like

Don't call me your mate. I don't know you. I use Suno and Riffusion AI btw. There are different AI companies in case you didn't know..
Also, ever get annoyed when you get to a historical site or graveyard and you find mutts running around and their owners treating it like a dog park? I have the song for you :)
youtube.com/watch?v=qR9Tter3a8s

Leave the hall, poser. You've been exposed.

I've always thought his taste was dogshit

This is for the glowstick white t-shirt dude. Goto a rave and get them to play this please, and video it :)
youtube.com/watch?v=oXkzWk24aQY

There are different AI companies in case you didn't know..

correct, they are indeed separate companies, however they were heavily inspired by and used a lot of OpenAI to make their own stuff, so my point still stands.

ever get annoyed when you get to a historical site or graveyard and you (blah blah)

can't say i do mate, that a common issue in whatever shithole you live in?

Don't call me your mate. I don't know you

oh, don't worry mate. you don't know me but i know you. im watching, im always watching. i told you a long time ago that whenever you post ai slop here i'd tell you to go fuck yourself. remember me now? i tried to tolerate you but at this point you're just a hypocritical retarded disgrace to this general. sort your shit out and post some actual fucking metal

Bullshit and filtered. Go fuck yourself.

Anyone who gets called "the future of metal" will never be listened to by me. I know that trajectory all to well

holy autism both of you shut the fuck up

As hard as you at a gay bar

She's alright but baby metal are so hot, i need 4 some with them in the metal music please no ban kind of way

oh man you're just so funny. i cant hold back all this laughter

Truth is funny and true at the same time :)

I'm the future of metal

NEW

i hope you have a wonderful day and a fulfilling life. may i ask you to post at least one actual band now please?

Yeah, me too. I use the free versions of Suno and Riffusion :)

You have confirmed you are JIDF... as if there was ever any doubt.

real new