she wears high heels
she wears revealing clothes other than to the beach
she has breasts larger than a B cup
she's over 125 pounds or over 5'8"
she has made up "allergies" to a lot of foods
she claps between movements
she doesn't know how to handle her program silently
she has long fingernails or nail polish other than clear
she isn't a classically trained musician
she's a classically trained musician but it's in voice, percussion, piano, clarinet, saxophone, bassoon, or flute
she's into early music, opera, or philip glass
she's too enthusiastic about mahler
she's insufficiently appreciative of mahler
she's into anime
she was ever into anime
she pronounces japanese food terms too carefully
she wears any jewelry other than simple earrings in the ear lobes, pierced once
she has smile lines
she is happy all the time
she is blond, or redheaded, or has freckles, or isn't half asian half caucasian
her parents aren't PhD educated
she likes any "guy things" at all
she tolerates any interest in team sports
she's extroverted
Any of the above: extreme boner killer