Cute edition
/metal/
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
The first post in this thread is dedicated to Azgorh from Drowning the Light.
talentless slop merchant
Is it?
Thoughts?
BLAST
Kute Kvlt Klub
can already tell this is AOTY contender
Sex.
Katposting is based
Japanese Christmas commercial
This title is owned by Adam Kalmbach AKA Jute Gyte
have not heard and will not hear any of his shit
youtube.com
based kat sticking up for metal bros (skip to 4:30)
KAT
Too much sex. Not metal
maybe try dream theater??
Underrated band.
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):
Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
TREADLY FUCK SLAYER
Dave Mustaine = genius
Objectively correct.
ANGEL OF DEATH
STILL REIGNING
Objectively incorrect.
bald
Objectively metal.
people are not cool.
Sleep Token
Objectively not metal.
listen to dopethrone
only thing that sounds clear in the production is bong rips and coughing sounds
everything else sounds like mud
based Megadave
Elaborate?
Album or the band
that's so you can play along to the cd with your own bong at home
You gotta give the original mix a listen. Actually I'm gonna do that once Rust in Peace is done.
megadeth sounds like cartoon music. not saying they're bad but you know I'm right
Sounds fine to me, 10/10 album
Elaborate?
Slayer sucks.
Do you need more elaboration?
Thrash metal more like trash metal lmao
Correct.
what do you listen to, Yes and Dream theater probably?
silencer - death, pierce me
true $ad nigga hour$
Cool obscurity.
thrash is peak metal even if 50% of the bands sucks
I listen to Dream Theater and Ghost
the album
like it's good material I do wish the production was better though
like I guess some of it's intentional, to make the vocals sound not unlike John Lennon's kinda distorted screams on some of the Beatles' later psychedelic rock albums, and trying to emulate Early Sabbath guitar sound.
But it could be cleaner.
correct
Is there any good midwest emo power metal fusion going on in America currently? I don't mean "radio emo", I'm talking about the more raw shit like Mineral, Rites of Spring, and Eldritch Anisette.
rites of spring
midwest
the request itself was retarded, but good lord
yeah emo is a native american word that means brutal slamming death metal hair metal etc.
Inside me there is a power emo and a tech gore spazzer both trying to convince me to do something more simple.
Cut your wrists and cry about it, foul fallen angel of the interworld. We are... SO FAR AWAY from you...
yeah isovolumic elmo■ is the most famous band
never listened to kultur and I never will thanks to one autist shilling it daily
CORRECT.
Some of you could learn from this post. I could learn from this post.
decided to listen to kultur because of one hymie kvetching about it daily
Holy shit you're right.
Based.
Same
You're replying to yourself again, lass.
1 shekel has been deposited into your bank account
I listened to Natur for one song, got bored and shut it off. Black metal sucks.
Correct.
Okay, seriously guys. What's the CRAZIEST metal band you can think of?
Motley Crue
INHERENTLY.
infectious jelqing
Me too.
FUCK Exercises in Futility as well.
We love that production here.
Hello, ultra based department
I'm tired of seeing this picture
more like american department
Same thing
Final additions to Metal Threat fest
Polish black metal gods
I know who but probably shouldn't say
Retard. OLD
FAQ: pastebin.com
Hödur
posting the fake pastebin
Fuck off.
pastebin.com
Fag.
Nah.
the heemposter tried to tell us
based
Guys I'm so stoned I was sitting in the last thread thinking it was dead and no one can created the new.
Just tried this zoomer trash drink, what should I listen to?
A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Flaming Ouroboros or some other zoomshit band
NUCLEAR WARHEADS
READY TO STRIKE
THIS WORLD IS SO FUCKED
LET'S END IT TONIGHT
great band
bethlehem - dictius te necare
Blind Guardian
kek
Good.
Kaevum has only ever done one interview and they said their aesthetic is intentionally meant to drive away tourists
Beloved here
Sodom
Getting drunk, listening to Among the Weirdcong and looking at vietnam war photos is pretty good
Crossover thrash fucking sucks
Crossdressing thrash? What the fuck?
based FAQ clicker (the bar is in hell)
Crossdressing thrash
go off
More like, "get men off"
2 queers
Kiss
implying their aesthetic is unique at all
kekarooni
their aesthetic
Marty has since transitioned and moved to Japan, where he is still the shortest person in the room.
Jason has AIDS.
Watch her go
Kill yourselves
NSBM reigns supreme
Is Owl City metal or no
Lmao
on god cuh kaevum is bussin fr
Those kids are Gen Alpha, not zoomers.
sorry I did not represent you accurately, zoomer.
Love yourselves
that kulture album or whatever its called is a good one to put on when youre going neep neeps
dont usually like sleeping to music but its dreary vibe werks to stimulate my brain for good dreams
Didn't even bother reading the thread to see what braindead retard exchange set you off. I've probably been listening to metal longer than you've been alive.
metal creator power rankings
1. Gen X
2. Boomers
(massive power gap)
3. Millennials
that's it
that's the list
OK zoomer
I've talked with over a dozen guys that have NSBM projects (unlike our resident mutt larping as a Norwegian musician) and not a one of them thinks it's better than Kaevum's first album.
we don't care about your chud Discord channel
The anti-Kultur spammer larper is the original Kultur spammer
what about the Silent Generation and GenZ?
Correct.
Invariably, all memes die by the hand of their creator
anti-Kultur
That describes the entirety of /meal/ except for the shill, thoughbeit.
.
okay schizo
silent gen
Ronnie James Dio and Christopher Lee kek
Gen z can only make bad mumble rap unfortunately.
Correct.
sure thing grandpa
wish I had a kvlt doge
I don't even know any zoomer bands other than Kekt Arakh. I thought Sanguisugabogg was one but they're all millennial. There's probably a lot of awful zoomer deathcore.
We love trap metal here.
youtu.be
.
Just because he's yelling doesn't mean it's metal.
weird how Metallica are actually boomers (born in early 60's)
Love yourselves
I give myself self-love all the time
music to torture terrorists to
No, just Polyphia
Not metal.
trips bitchin yolo SKRRT XD hunnin dollars me go potty woah
its birdcore
name some good gen z metal for me sonny
timberly is 45 years old
Removing the IP count feature has been a disaster for the /metal/ general.
I would but I wouldnt want you to shit your pants in fear
QRD on Chuck Schuldiner?
just say you don't know any, it's fine
true for the whole site
although this is a weird time to say it desu
just say you havent got your pampers on. its ok Ill wait for you to put them on champ
Why do zoomers get confused and enraged at physical media?
It's something they don't have immediate access too and they simply can't comprehend it.
Good evening Matthew
I've said it before. Actually, it doesn't even matter since mods want the thread this way. We just went through about 48 hours straight of one mentally deranged poster spamming over the weekend, which is apparently allowed. Meanwhile they'll ban people for shitting on him or Negru
Next time I get to the local record store what should I say to the qt3.14 at the cash register?? dubs decides
'sup beautiful
I'm the only poster here. the 2 other IPs are bots
hey baby, ever been penetrated
"Varg is gay and has AIDS"
ayo gurl you like Incantation?
What does this have to do with music? And you won't say shit, much less anything advised by the subhumans here
I will genuinely say anything here as long it doesn't include an offensive slur (n*gger, faggot, etc.) *only because I dont want to get banned
Hey that's a cool shirt, I'm a fan of [insert band here] too!
it would only be a three day ban anyways
Tell her of the values inherent to Black Metal and you two will have a long life together.
I wouldnt mind an asian qt3.14 who listens to black metal
I'm not asking for overdone production, just clear so all instruments are clear.
let distortion be from the amp/effects and not shitty recording and bad mixing.
here
everyone
enjoys
metal
?
god I wish that were me
implying it has anything to do with their aesthetic
it's 100% their autistic fanbase that makes me not want to even try listening.
I like doom, stoner, groove, and sludge metal. The cool subgenres
"Nice shirt! What other shit nazi bands are you into?"
not metal but this song goes pretty hard
youtube.com
I got a warning for posting a (censored) pic of her butthole and vag lol
I am prettier than her
Sinisterdarling doesn't do those pics, you have her mixed up with someone else
This song is shit though
you have her mixed up with someone else
I suppose I do
all these THOTs look the same
we love sludge here
thats mteal
sounds like they've all got something in common with Varg too.
Iced Earth
Sounds great with a couple beers.
I can tell when going frame by frame that the top two lost their heads, but did the third?
not metal, but based
ac/dc is heavy metal
not metal means slipknot metal
Slipknot was good as well.
crushed by the helicopter when it fell over, it happened while filming the twilight zone movie
Louis Cachet is homosexual and has HIV
(((director))) got off scott free btw
violating child labor laws too, but tiny hats and all that
Pearl Jam
Alice in Chains > Soundgarden > Nirvana > Pearl Jam
finally. a band heavier than Pantera
AiC fucking sucks. Nirvana reigns supreme.
atmospheric sludge metal
HEIL ISIS
NYDM Baphomet>Thrash Baphomet
Thou have an absolutely ripping cover of "School" by Nirvana: youtu.be
atmospheric blackened post funeral doomcore
Never proven
unironically
forgot the link
youtube.com
yeah rock is a kind of doom
The original is heavier by not virtue of not trying so hard to be.
High IQ take.
do the needful and kindly listen to this, you bloody bitch bastards
India is metal superpower now saars
youtube.com
yeah with every drum beat it was more obvious
Messiah passes you the doink do you accept y/n?
no i quit a few years ago
only drink now
CAW
Yes because I only smoke weed. Me and booze don't end well sadly. I miss the taste of beer sometimes
my bird could heem yours
*blocks ur path*
try to download this album off slsk
user has molasses upload speed
user has logged off
try again with another user a couple days later
same thing happens
WHY IS THAT ALBUM CURSED
based
(laudatory)
he didn't download entire discographies during the golden age of piracy
not gonna make it
Getting high and listening to electric wizard
Blackened Bosso Nova Oi!-grind makes my foreskin peel
I am a master digital pirate
Been pirating since I was like 8
Original mix > 2006 mix
Your pigeon looks metal as fuck.
Correct.
This is Tool's only good album as far as I'm concerned.
Tool is a singles band.
Kreator
What's the most PSYCHO metal band you can think of? I'm gonna go crazy off this bunko weed I swear, lads.
Wait, all those people wearing these shirts are talking about a metal band? I could've sworn it was some shitty TV show or something
yes its an actual band
graves era misfits are one of my favorite bands
music.youtube.com
graves era over danzig
j*nny
ive grown to appreciate danzig over the years but the graves stuff does something for me that danzig doesnt
music.youtube.com
Never listened to the Misfits and probably never will
Without the misfits there probably wouldnt be any Metallica or Megadeth and black metal would be completely different because they popularized corpse paint in the metal scene
Same, didn't click either of the links
I'm just joshing with ya I don't have that strong of an opinion on it
zoomer discovers Misfits
TEXAS IS AN OUTRAGE WHEN YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD
TEXAS IS AN OUTRAGE WHEN THEY PICK UP HIS HEAD
TEXAS IS THE REASON THAT THE PRESIDENT'S DEAD
youtube.com
inside sleeve of master of puppets
Cliff had a Misfits tattoo. No surprise.
Album would've been better if Dave had still been in the band
*screams*
Inquisition
IT'S BODY IS COVERED
IN HUNDREDS OF WIRES
depends on how sober he was
getting kicked out made him straighten his act up a bit
i didnt know that, and thats before it was even cool lol
also in the liner notes up there they even specifically thank Glen Danzig lol
music.youtube.com
did they?
sleeve
?
Retard
yes
she wolf is about lars
kek
YOU'RE THE MYSTICAL OLD BARD
ON YOUR JOURNEY THROUGH THE DARK
MYSTICAL OLD BARD
YOUR JOURNEY THROUGH THE DAAAAAAAAAAARK
What was changed?
HOLD ME NOW
IM SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE
AND IM THINKIN
MAYBE 6 FEET
ISNT
SO FAR DOOOOWN
ITS A QUARTER AFTER ONE
I’M A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOW
INVISIBLE KID
NEVER KNEW WHAT HE DID
great song!
Is this band any good
I'm wacken off!
youtu.be
No
no
there is a logarithmic scale where the more gory/over the top a metal album cover is the worse the music is
Not metal
And a mouth that attempts to speak - it attempts to lie
Death metal is supposed to be the worst shit you ever heard from an emotional standpoint and pretty much all of the lyrics are about the worst things that can happen from an emotional standpoint in one way or another.
A good piece of death metal should hit you like a cancer diagnosis with an expected death date.
i got a good piece of death metal rite here *shits*
I'll say it before and I'll say it agian:
the single edit of Mirror, Mirror has way superior mixing to the actual album version
Death metal is for people for whom death is mysterious and intriguing, and not something to be aggressively ignored like most people do.
Checking those based Blind Guardian quints
i kinda like these guys but they basically only have 1 note also checked
Snow isn't as cool in real life bevause in order for it to appear it must be uncomfortably cold. Today it snowed and I was demoralized and "immobilized".
meanwhile in Russia
not enough. Dave was in and out of rehab for a long time.
then one night in rehab he slept in a way that compressed the radial nerve on his left hand, causing nerve damage that they thought would be permanent. Doctors said he'd never play guitar again.
Dave broke up Megadeth
so now he had even more reason to be sober
but he also ended up converting to Christianity
then he made a full recovery, he still had to relearn guitar, but he can play again.
don't you mean *pig squeals*
BREE BREE BREE BREE
I will forever hear PREHEAT PIZZA ROLLS