40 Years of Metal! edition
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BLASTING
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Post blastings
I'm not gonna do a reverse image search just to check whether the album you're posting is shit or not, just post a link to the music or I'll listen to something else. Thanks in advance
this poser didn't recognize Infester when asked about them
Didn't ask
Now with tard friendly yt link
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Damn this is shit lmao
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):
Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
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Super mega incredible release from the king of black metal!!!
I'm not gonna do a reverse image search just to check whether the album you're posting is shit or not
I will do this, by the way, if the album art looks neat.
love trha but this didnt hit as hard as some of their other stuff In My Opinion
Okay but again, that's not posting music that's posting album covers
Hitler was a sensitive man and so was seth
Agreed, probably only a 7/10 but still a good album nonetheless
album covers...of music
my tummy is full of jalepeno poppers and roast beef
Go pay for an ad shill faggot. Not listening
it's a spoonful of peanut butter for dinner again for me
Yes, but not the music itself. Just the artwork
You're supposed to eat the peanut butter with apples or celery (not a fan of the second option though)
Luftuz
implying I can afford fruit an vegetables
i like ants on a log
based campfire snack eating anon
Who asked? >>>/food/
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
food is metal
Wagner Ödegård
more like Fagner Chodelard amirite
I wish his gem to shit ratio would be better
All of the full length albums are awesome
I can't be arsed bout his ambient stuff
gawd damn
For less than the cost of a spoonfull of peanut butter, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.
no fun allowed, I forgot
i thought it was a turtle in the thumbnail lol
that looks so good
chuck is a genius
yumola
we love big tiddy demoness skateboarders here
Varg shrieked so that Nordmann could Mog
Isn't he like 5'4''
vox ac30 amp
not metal
"For less than the cost of this Big Mac, fries, and a Coke," Steve bellowed, his voice echoing off the plastic-covered walls, "you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more!" The customers' gazes swiveled from their trays to him, a mix of confusion and curiosity etched on their faces. The mother with the children took a step back, her grip tightening on their tiny hands.
The cashier's expression shifted from boredom to shock, and she stuttered, "S-sir, please, I-" But Steve wasn't there to argue or to cause a scene; his was a declaration of personal principle. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a crumpled dollar bill, slapping it onto the counter to cover the cost of the destroyed burger. "Keep the change," he said, his voice softer but no less firm, and he turned to leave.
As he moved through the restaurant, the whispers grew louder. Some customers nodded in silent agreement, while others rolled their eyes, dismissing him as just another eccentric. Steve felt the weight of their stares, but he didn't falter. This was his stand, his moment to reject the tide of fast-food culture that had swept through the city like a plague, stripping away the very essence of what it meant to eat well.
me
eats quarter pounders with cheese all the time
alive
Steve
says to eat a sandwich instead
dead
He died of pneumonia
Correct
Is there a good pace to get non-bootleg patches? What's the consensus on bootleg patches in general?
I usually pick them up from shows but there's a bunch of bands I like who simply haven't made it to my area.
his entire /metal/ wardrobe isn't bootleg merch
are you even trying
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Please stand for the /metal/ national anthem
it's a patch.. the lowliest of merch items. who cares
I thought it was funny when Kerry King thought about disbanding Slayer in 2003 because Limp Bizkit were making so much money and that pissed the baldy off
Where to get non bootlegs - merchtable of the band.
Are there good bootlegs - yeah there is a literal subculture of high quality bootlegs
But no battlejacket is complete with at least some of the worst quality bootlegs that will start to desintigrate after a year in the sun preferably sewn half over something patchnerds would pay good money for.
Well hes literally a jew dwarf so
kek gottem
this
oh I love le heckin smol british jangly amps
Grow up.
youtu.be
Actually decent wtf
Nothing beat it yet, it's metal perfected
I just found his instagram and he’s definitely not tall but unless he only surrounds himself with very short people he is probably like the exact average height in Norway
Looks stupid
ice cream truck riffs?
NSBM reigns supreme
Thanks moron
Celestite is the kind of ambiant album Varg always wanted to make
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Should I go see Whitechapel Saturday
outriffs all NSBM and looks adorable doing it
Yeah.
The cover ain't that great I agree
Okay I know I'll get some hate for this, but here goes.
After reading whoever constantly posting about Trhä for the past year or so, I decided to finally give them a listen and guess what? They're actually decent.
I've started playing their less noisy albums at the coffee shop I work at and countless people (including my coworkers) have been asking whose music is playing.
So my question really is, what gives? Do we shittalk Trhä ironically here or is there genuine hatred for the band? I don't get it.
buncha faggots in a coffee shop like hipster atmoshit
we knew that already
This is especially relevant in metal because of the number of different subgenres that everyone has their own preferences of, but I guess that's also why you guys don't post links to the music because otherwise there would be too much arguing and insulting each others shares. No worries
Cool story Matthew
Who?
Why the homophobia? Everyone drinks coffee.
They should've disbanded, maybe then they would've played in bands that make more interesting music
whats the most reddit metal band
Either Cannibal Corpse or Morbid Angel
your favorite band
t.tech-illiterate retard
if you really valued your time that much, you wouldn't be here
i like floppa
TREADLY FUCK SLAYER
shut up Floor Jansen
Blood Incantation
Tomb Corpse Haruspex
Nightwish unironically mogs Slayer
That's pumba actually
Incoherent post
Just some good riffs
HEIL
we're putting together a team
A team of black metal bands to make a compilation about how Bob Geldof is a faggot
now thats what i call metal af m/
sucks
kill yourselves
zoomers discovered Purgatori
about fucking time
your generation is in dire need of big tiddy lesbians tribbing on 2 full pages in beautiful color
it's ok
now thats what i call reddit
grrrr i hate god cuz he made me a bald, fat talentless midget
relatable honestly
Seems like a pretty valid reason to me.
so true, he speaks our truth
Bob Geldof is a jew
can you blame him?
Varg Vikernes is a genius.
WHERE MY STOOOONERS AT???
I know that feel
I guess that's why it's marked as NSBM on rate your music
bald
true
fat
maybe a bit
talentless
objectively false
midget
not medically
his online height is fake, if you do the math off the scale length of his guitar (25.5 inches) he's like 5'1 even in 3 inch riser boots
4'10 is medically a dwarf, he's probably right on 4'10
Why are you posting off topic shit
hmm i wonder why every publicity photo conveniently crops his feet out
Sovl
kek i never noticed that before but youre right
You sound like a girl faggot. Why are you so concerned about other mens height?
Because he acts like a tough guy but in reality i could heem him to the shadow realm with a single strike
So fucking good.
Currently blasting one of the best proto metal albums of all times m/
dwarfmaxxing is based
Post underrated (wigga) hood classics
Correct.
Umskibiditar
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
pretty sure grind is a fusion genre of metal and early Napalm Death were massively influential to extreme metal
Napalm Death
Oh ya, that band that put out a classic OSDM album
Death - Scream Bloody Gore
Defeated Sanity.
i farted and it stunk so bad my cat (who was sleeping next to my butt) woke up and gagged
Great demo. Trve Polish black metal.
Dave "The Megadiaper" Mustaine
eat some vegetables you barbarian
Megadave is a genius
Dave this, Dave that.
How about some love for Kerry Fuckin King!
Megadave is a genius
manlet rage
That rage is good for metal. Purest form of seethe there is.
great album, comically bad artwork
Kerry KING
worshipped here
That tattoo is worse than a comb-over
you know she's a bad bitch when she has a pussy tattoo like on Kerry King's head
Miss this nigga like you would never believe.
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you gonna buy his guns and knives?
mcmanusauctions.hibid.com
Now that's a kertified kool kat
Not metal but fuck this is such a good song
Smoko
Way ahead of you bud m/
DUDE WEED LMAO
Smoking a blunt to this as we speak
based
I'm interested, but they won't ship internationally.
2012
HHH still had a cock
I also wanted to interview Liturgy frontman Hunter Hunt-Henrix again because when we first spoke in a 2009 installment of Show No Mercy, it was before the success and subsequent backlash he and his band-- but mostly he-- experienced
What the fuck is wrong with this author, to triple down on misusing pronouns?
stop consuming that crap
look at the year dipshit
No it's my medicine.
unless you've seen some shit and need to unironically cope, then don't touch that stuff
sure thing rabbi
damn, so you're really just a worthless pothead
i aint readin all that
That's rather cynical.
Not an excuse? Like at all??
It's my first impression at least, based on what I know about stoners
what’s it for if I may ask
Right, I'm sure you'd rather read the great discourse (two different people by the way) regarding First Fragment and Ad Nauseum happening here instead. Respect
What? Should all existing print be amended to correct fucking pronouns?
Once technology finally reaches the ability to do so (using supercomputers and whatnot), yes. Got a problem with that
The article is from 2012. She formally transitioned in 2020
en.wikipedia.org
try editing your tombstone lmao
Tourette's.
LITERALLY has an N-word pass
decides to calm down and chill out smoking weed instead of starting riots while not being held responsible
dont overdo it
I don't have the shouting curse words tic but I have definitely got away with some stupid shit with that excuse lmao
kek based
top lel
Only jealous haters would talk shit like this.
It's common knowledge
iron maiden, in flames, at the gates, dissection, etc.
I remember hearing this in high school and it blew my mind
Incoherent post
surprised a cringe edit wasn't made out of those faces
speaking of which, the FAQ hasn't been posted in a while
The irony
She
Creepy ass band
this is the secondary thread
weed
It's fine. But me? I'm enjoying some beers and Blasphemy.
Heill....
I just roke up
woa
/metal/ more like /dead/
listening to Maiden rn ;)
Favorite 2000s Maiden song?
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FEAR IN THA DARK
I saw them play that song live!
black metal has potential but like punk it suffers from " its okay to be objectively shit if we're self aware" syndrome
I know dead is great but they don't get poated too often
in the 90s?
No, 2010.
Final Frontier tour.
Ozzy Osbourne would have been great in Iron Maiden
great
just on time, its literally morning