Emperor Magus Caligula edition.
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Natur > Kultur
This is objective fact.
Unholy fuKKK, he looks as cringe and ridiculous as those shitknot FAGGOTS.
Denzel Curry - Black Metal Terrorist
sound is more fit for black metal
Confirmation that Kultur is only considered good by drooling ESLs.
BLASTING
The songwriting is infinitely better
this is an opinion
It's factual, but factually incorrect. Kultur has inferior songwriting to most 2000s metalcore.
Good!
Thank you mutt sister.
okay ESL
FOR THE LORD ABOVE
HAS ANSWERED MY CALL
YEAH
within 3 seconds
samesister
The irony
i hate ESLs!!
listens to ESL bands
smartest kaevum fan
While still high, 7.3/10 is an acceptable score for a mediocre album.
A great intro with prominent bass, a simple motif with many great variations, the listener is taken aback by vocals. The riff turns into a slow builup, which slowly transitions into the epic and/or melancholic riff, followed by beautiful variations, which then leads to the 'climax', with melody being more prominent, then it makes a deceptive leadup and transitions into another great variation which makes the outro.
You might love it from afar.
at this point this general is genuinely useless
any time I come back it's the exact same posts, I'm convinced that almost everyone is a bot
Natur
mediocre
Shalom!
I have a confession to make: Sometimes I post that I’m listening to Kultur even when I’m not just to piss that guy off
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
Fatherland - s/t
One of the Muhammad Pedophile albums
Same LOL
Kill all zoomers
I had a dream last night that Fatherland released another album but it for some reason it was a country album so I didn’t listen to it
thinks it's just one guy
Nobody genuinely believes it's better than Natur so I don't know why anybody is still feeding the troll
we are so back
war metal reigns supreme as always I'm afraid
got a (You) but can't tell what the seethingsister said because I just filtered the word Kultur
kek
instagirl
bowtie
gaynbows
latinxese
blames "zoomers"
where did you get this real photo of Varg from the winter of '94???
Fixed the ESL mess.
The intro is a simple motif but with many variations and bass prominent throughout. The first thing to strike the listener are the vocals (Why?). The riff then builds up slowly and transitions into something more epic and melancholic with beautiful variations that follow. Leading into the climax the melody becomes more prominent, but then takes a deceptive turn going into the next variation as the song draws to a close.
still thinks it's just one guy
classic Hector pattern recognition
Thank you inpet sister
Who revved him?
Thank you inpet babyboy
perfect men
Thank you incoherent raving schizo
come to /metal/
keep scrolling to the bottom
leave the thread open
update after like 5 hours
keep scrolling to the bottom
only time when I stop is when I glimpse an album cover I like (probably) replying to the blasting post and want to reply based but at this point, who the fuck cares?
thank you Hecsister
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thought this was the band Epica and was confused for a second.
We had a nice couple of days when he was just talking to himself but alas
not feeding trolls isn't that hard
Thanks inpet schizo shillboy
I don't understand all this sister posting.
coping mechanism when the local schizo gets BTFO. It happens in /classical/ too.
he either writes an essay talking to himself or spams sister everyday
self-hating America jew posts on Anon Babble, copying phrases from /metal/
screenshots his own post and uses it to reply to any Kaevum poster, "accusing" them of being American
does not profit
Watcha doing?
Thank you inpet sister
explaining evolution to someone who doesn't even know what genes are
When you couldn't even explain how a lot of his data came to be and suggested I go do your research for your own source, it felt more like someone who skim read a book and then quoted it like a bible or religious text because he had not questioned it himself. Which was almost certainly the case, merely confirming what one had already wished was real. I will read it, but don't pretend Flynn's effect is anything new or unknown.
Is it really confirmed that it's him
Literally who else could it be, it sounds exactly like everything he did on Abigor during their period you don't listen to, even the crazy midi-style guitar tone is a 1 to 1 replica of his own. Both TT and Hasjarl have praised each other in interviews (TT said he only came back to black metal because of DsO), plus both on the same label, I mean you would have to completely insane to think its anyone else tbqh. He should have stayed in DsO, Hasjarl can actually write decent music unlike PK, but lacks ornamentation and polyphony, which are TT's best strengths.
PK recently killed himself if you didn't know.
Don't hate the guy personally, but maybe now Abigor can write a proper album without it being a riff salad circus show. Only Time is the Sulphur had any sort of restraint or tact, the rest has had rather abysmal writing.
so really distortion is anti-thetical to your tastes it seems.
Correct, but you already knew that because of what I've said in the past: distortion in metal is mostly used as a cheap gimmick to reach dissonance due to intermodulation. I've many times pointed this out: why do you think dissonant bands play with very little distortion despite fitting into the extreme metal category? Because they don't need it anymore. What happens when you play disneycore melodies without distortion? They don't really sound extreme anymore, in fact it is more like they are just playing power metal.
(1/2)
Do you guys have long hair?? Trying to grow mine out
being this obsessed
Have you taken the Earth 2 pill yet?
(2/2)
Do you really think a self-trained half-assed metal musicians playing on extremely distorted toy will achieve even half the dynamics that classically trained musicians achieve
I never said this, you present a black/white dichotomy where grey exists. There is not simply no dynamics vs all the dynamics. Dynamics is not purely silence vs firetrucking. Within all ranged of loudness there exists subtleties
It's playing chords
Chords in of themselves are not what textual or sonorist style sound is, there are plenty of chords in all forms of music, but only some are referred to as the before mentioned styles.
Visual images only tell us what we're hearing without any subjective bias.
This is what I mean by shallow empiricism, images are not humans, ALL data is still filtered through the subjective human, and then rationally argued about its validity or meaning. An image is nothing more than an image, data is nothing more than data, it is subjectively interpreted by humans who make rational conclusions based on the data.
to lightly hitting a cymbal is indeed quite different from hitting it with full force
And yet you disagreed with this when we last spoke of it, due to a compression image remaining maxed out. So is it now that you can see beyond the compression image, or are you still stuck in shallow empiricism which had rendered you deaf and blind previously?
see
No, I'm a black metal skinhead.
took 1 minute of effort, proves it's the same guy.
WE ALL LIKE A GOOD FUCK DON'T WE
look guys I'm totally this guy
let me just reply to myself noting that this image is from the guy I'm pretending to be!!!
Nice Iarp Iass.
Not even replying to the sisterposter, /shreddit/ pattern recognition strikes again.
plenty of times
Thank you inpet shillboy. Keep on shillin'
Yeah I figured as much. Around midnight where you are at right?
you just proved it again with this picture which only you ever post. You're really bad at this.
proved it
So I proved that this person (you) isn't whom they were pretending to be? Correct.
Medtner.
Some great songs on here. Underappreciated when it comes to the classic run of AA.
You tried.
You won
Why would you want to be a skinhead if you are black??
i come back and this retard is still posting
To the Americans ITT:
The guy posting this screenshot repeatedly is a New Yorker, calling all Americans "mutts." You know why he's doing it and what he is. Does it bother any of you?
Powerlifting, drinking beer, and BLASTING War Metal goes beyond race.
That one was actually me, just to stir the shit up kek.
The mindbroken schizo is already totally convinced as it is, literally do nothing and he trolls himself, larping will probably just send him straight to the psychward. Look at all the asshurt posts he shits out the second he sees his 4cuck bully lmao.
based. I don't think Amon Amarth had a bad release until after Surtur Rising
Gorguts - Obscura
must bother you, Kaevumposter (singular)
Everything went wrong when they switched off of the firey orange aesthetic.
Yes, anyone here can pretend to be someone else and you wouldn't be able to tell. In fact I do it all the time, and you fall for it every time.
Motley Crüe!!!!!
is already totally convinced as it is
lol seething
AC/DC
CHUCK BERRY
We prefer Colored Sands and PD here.
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Not surprising at all, you just know he screenshotted his own post too in order to call "kaevum posters" mutts.
Pretty sure its the same false flagger who did the same sort of stuff during /NBBMN/, one of the IRC cliquers allowed to shit up the board to no end.
in my mind, it was real
no u
NGMI Iass.
WARRANT
blasting
looks like your phone just got yeeted, what a shame
Garbage. Never post again.
take your own advice
ALEXANDER SCRIABIN !
your phone
As he would say: "thank you schizosister".
Here's my avatar (just wanted to make sure you guys knew it was me)
Beloved. Never stop posting.
yeah I mean Iron maiden wrote a song about the guy for god's sake
not metal
diabetic Alabama queer pretends to be secretary kpop
That sounds like complete bullshit, but I want to believe.
Black Sabbath - Vol. 4
brown ESL boy pretends to be his big bro.
Alexander the great
not Alexander the Greatest of All
That have insulted the Mystic Lord with such lowly praise.
This is a Dio general
Black Sabbath - Heaven and Hell
contrarian
It's alright. Savage Master are solid B-tier metal.
Chuck "Sneed" Schuldiner
Everyone go up and look at the deleted posts. The answer is staring you in the face.
How am I supposed to see them if they're deleted? Stupid post
who was phone?
I thought cumshitter was in Missouri?
lol
that
They*
any chance Mastodon gets heavy again now that Brendan Hinds left?
Fine, you deserve to stay ignorant
being deliberately cryptic about something so banal is for fags, say it or don't
TREADLY FUCK SLAYER
Norsecuck got banned and his posts deleted. So you can see what posts were really his and which ones aren't
Or the other thinking is it's one of Heck's IP's that got burned.
Iron Maiden need to pack it in. They're done.
i eated to much and now my belly hurts -_-
Brain Drill - Apocalyptic Feasting
Yes, there's more than one Kaevum poster.
lol
I genuinely think there are no bad IM albums.
eated
good morning saar
Who died?
Paul and Clive
Nicko retired and I don't think he's doing well.
shut up
He only retired from touring.
Love me caverncore
Love me deathgrind
Love me war metal
Love me funeral doom
Love me norsecore
Love me raw bm
Love me death/thrash
Simple as
based metal enjoyer
Back to dogshit maybe, I think this has the single worst production of any album they've made. Cringe melodic solos, coherent riffs, muffled room next door vocals with more effects than a pop record, its all awful. Even the Baneful Choir had better production.
Might as well rename this album to From the Drumming Abyss because thats about 99% of the sound here, everything else got shafted to hear mediocre drum beats.
complaining about hearing the hammer blasts
war metal filters another pseud
kek
what kinda metal makes you go hell yea ehen its playin
You didn't form a coherent sentence, try again.
aw dude I LOVE hearing nothing except a repetitive smack over and over again for an entire song
Based, must be a bit Hardstyle fan also I take it?
HOLY DIAPER
You've been down too long holding in your pee
Oh what's becoming of me
RIDE THE DIAPER
You can see his streaks but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean
Some of the worst music ever made, amazing.
Some of the best music ever made, amazing.
you guys are stupid
some of the worst music ever... and Bubba.
Power metal, prog metal
You are loved
είσαι αγαπημÎνος
Imagine standing watching some dickhead playing records, telling you to get your hands in the air like you just don't care.
Still less cringe than the average metal concertcuck tbqh.
GAAAAAAAAYER
Kek
We like Slayer here.
Correct.
t. USDJ
metal drumming su-
HEIL HANNEMAN
Prog/Doom
1991
Not listening.
These guys, Swallowed, DsO, and Ehanhre are the only times in metal I've ever thought the instrument had any sort of real worth.
HANNEMAN = CHUD
HETFIELD = CHUD
MUSTAINE = CHUD
THRASH = FOR THE CHUDS
wait till you hear about Pantera
Adam Kalmbach = slop merchant
drank himself to an early death
meanwhile Megadave found Jesus and got sober and is still a genius
Unironically an improvement to the album even though now it lacks a ton of low end.
HEIL DEMO HAMMER
HEIL POWER TRIP
The craziest part is that even like this the snare is still like 50% of the mix LMFAO. Who did the production for the new Teitanblood album? What a fucking disaster.
i saw an alien spaceship one time
Teitanblood AOTY confirmed
moon lasers killed my mom
What kind of metal do girlbosses listen to?
see alcest
some asperger retard behind me won't stfu
ummm if i were him i would use x guitar and y pedal blah blah im retarded
Why are there literal autism retards and Ghost t shirt kids at the Alcest show
it's some of the most sanitized black metal adjacent music that there is
not Slayer
be /shreddit/ concertcuck
go to a show for literal homosexuals
get mogged by some guy actually talking about music (/shreddit/ hates this)
Lol'd.
Poppy.
Dave Mustiaine is a legend.
Even Seven Chalices has better production, and that's basically just an overglorified demo. At least it has some bite to it.
Makes sense that a New Yorican would hate European music
Personally I think their new album has the best production yet, but I do have better taste than the rest of you folk. Not my problem.
replying to Hector fanfiction
Kind of a rattish post Iass.
Why the hell do bands do this?
I can kind of see it when they change genres but these are all downgrades/
What else needs to be added?
The guy posting this screenshot repeatedly is a New Yorker
nice fanfic, mutt. stop larping like you're a White European, thanks.
your favorite metal songs - :^[
my favorite metal songs - :^O
Damn, that Arcturus one is bad.
Not a woman, but I understand your anger. Not my problem though.
Damn, that avatar is bad.
Not a man either thoughever Matthew.
are you ban evading again? how many times have you been banned so far ITT?
Kill yourselves
Correct.
0 (zero) times.
Correct.
corect
Saw Alcest about 15 years ago, but only because I went to see one of the two openers, Soror Dolorosa. Alcest were out of tune and seemingly unaware. There was no Black Metal in what they were doing, but the girls who moved to the front didn't care one way or the other.
Neige himself doesn't even consider Alcest black metal
one of Mayhem's guitarists was way out of tune when I last saw them.
Jew York.
Correct.
Bongman - Goblin
What's the most metal drug in your opinion?
it's not even up for debate
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Krokodil
It is though, hence why I asked.
well I settled it then, bitch
real metalGODS only drink and smoke cigarettes
How do you drink a cigarette?
he doesn't knock back nicotine tar smoothies
pussy
swallowing dip spit
I only drink water, sorry poser.
Using your foreskin as a carrying pouch for tobacco snuff is one of the most metalpunk things you can do
First, it makes doctors seethe because they say snuff causes mouth cancer and don't want you to chew it but the memuflu plandemic has shown that doctors know fuck all about medicine
Secondly, it makes Amerimutt """men""" seethe because they literally can't participate in this inherently manly metalpunk act since their foreskin was harvested at birth to be used in over-the-counter face creams for ugly female mutts
Third, it imprints a deep understanding of the distinctive marsupial trait of carrying their young in a pouch. When you carry around something you like (snuff) in your pouch (foreskin) you are inexorably linked as a basic unit for a man is not a man without snuff. On a related note, it also makes cuntoids seethe because although they could stash some snuff in their muff, it would get moist and taste like yeast which is fucking disgusting, as expected from anything related to a w*man
So the next time you want to relax, unwind, and blast some Blood, Impetigo or even old school Carcass, just drop your drawers, pull back your foreskin and get your snuff out - it gives a whole new meaning to the term dipstick
stop replying to yourself mutt
I heard this is what Chuck used to do before recording his older tracks, think this is how he really got death metal to sound as brutal as it does. Legend.
subhuman bongistanis cant dip dough
I'd have to say caffeine personally, especially since many metalheads are straight edge nowadays.
t. never been to a metal concert
beechnut metal
I only go to straight edge shows actually, yes.
HEIL CROWBAR
meshuggah used to make thrash? wtf?
Alcohol, speed, nicotine, LSD.
And they made it better than any of the 4 big trash bands
you can't be this retarded
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this is awful
we have slipknot at home
i'm sorry i don't know the entire back-catalog of a shit band. downloading this album right now though. this is actually good shit.
listens to bouncing to victory at 0.65x speed 100000 times consecutively in your path
Yeah, awfully good! Haha
release a serviceable-to-good prog deathcore album
every album afterwards is just boring djentslop
such is the way of things
The Discovery is pretty good. They sound like mallcore now
same thing happened to Veil of Maya.
you have to heckin tune your guitar after every song!
you need better production and mixing than a tape demo!
No you don't. Grow up.
"Maturing" for metalcore/deathcore bands means slowly gravitating towards buttrock
Who are you quoting?
Yeah, their first 2 releases were fairly original coreshit for the time, then became unremarkable djentsloppa
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gimme some deathgrind and death/threash
if somebody told you this, you're just shit
Cryptopsy on clarinet.
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Try r/Metal for these posts, thanks in advance
deathgrind
so many great options
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love it, keep posting these here, thanks in advance
Mmm... djentslop...
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Mom I want Metallica
we have Metallica at home
Caustic Wound and The Bleeding
emmure used to be so fucking hot. i remember seeing them in 2009 at a small club of like 100. it was sold out, packed, and people outside were offering to pay 3x the ticket price to get in
Dissodelights
Devil May Cry trailer on Slopflix
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
you can't make this shit up
I WANNA WATCH YOU SUCK HIS DICK
AMV makers are moving up in the world
Meshuggah made better thrash than Metallica ever could though lmao
Inherently
Melvins - Bullhead
are cradle of filth /metal/ approved??
Their 90's records get a pass, but they're on thin ice.
/metal/ isn't known for having good taste, so yes
Up to and including Midian, and Hammer of the Witches. t. knower
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Chaim Witz grabs your wallet, wyd?
what else do you like in my posting history
I apologize for not having enough cash on me.
Holy Wars better
take out my flask of holy water and splash some on him. that usually does the trick
I'm alerted beforehand by the smell of his diaper, so I deflect his grab and heem him
I let him have it because there's more where that came from
oy vey
good goy
Toss a penny as far as I possibly can and then run the other way.
Jews are inherently metal
The mixing sounds fine
war metal is boring
War metal isn't a real genre
t. metal-archives mod
RIP Paul
The mix is way more hifi than I expected after the seething
Not as much as you love me though, right darling? :]
Myfarog metal
why's he making the onions face??
favorite bands: Blind Guardian, Helloween, Rhapsody (with Luca Turilli), Gamma Ray, Virgin Steele
Because he loves metal music
coin clipping is all they (You) know about metal
they're very fond of kultur thoughbeit
Correct. It's exceptional music regardless of the lyrical themes.
they are very fond of /bleep/
we drink your blood and the midnight sky is red
New
I only drink water, sorry. Fasting again
I read somewhere that USDJ only drinks sperm
Female only yes
Female sperm? Stay off the horse tranquilizers, USDJ.