i can't help but wonder if Anon Babble had been around in the 50s we would be stomping mad about the Taylor Swifts and Olivia Rodrigos of that time. this kind of singer has always existed and always will exist. no need to get mad about it when you could be an actually intelligent person and listen to good music instead of FOTM corporate pop.
I can't help but wonder if Anon Babble had been around in the 50s we would be stomping mad about the Taylor Swifts...
it wouldnt matter cause then chuck berry invented rock and elvis became king
of course i would hate all that bland 50s pop music, its garbage compared to the rock revolution
that was a completely different world, OP no comparison to today. like back then you had to actually sing and interpret standards all Sabrina Carpenter does is bark atonally over a copypasted dance pop track.
didn't cool people just listen to jazz back then or something?
A pop singer then was expected to be a jack-of-all-trades and do any format they were asked to whether standards, country, blues, R&B etc. Today doesn't compare.
It’s an acceptable and natural reaction to be upset at obnoxious unnecessary spamming/flooding.
You can't really make much of a compassion. These women weren't overly sexual, they didn't have legions of obsessed fans and they weren't shoved in your face everywhere you went. It's wasn't anything like today.
Also their music wasn’t blatantly misandrist, oversaturated or overproduced.
their music wasn’t blatantly misandrist
as opposed to?
Music dat ain't
nice to know Anon Babble is accessible in retirement homes
surely you have examples?
The lyrics in the songs.
Anon Babble hates hot and successful women.
oversaturated or overproduced
of course it was, they padded the shit with tons of orchestral goo
Any other topic on Earth. Just sing about orange trees blooming in mid summer and how much you love the smell like the women back then did. That’s a much more enticing song topic than
REEEEEEEEEEE CHAD PUMPED AND DUMPED ME THE PATRIARCHY IS ALWAYS BRINGING A WOMAN DOWN FUCK ALL MEN REVOKE MEN OF THEIR RIGHTS
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It's the same vocal melody as "You Belong To Me", she musta really loved spamming that.
that kind of flowery romanticism is a mentality completely foreign to today's society. nobody today wants to hear about meeting your lover under the apple trees when they blossom in springtime. can you imagine Chappell Roan singing that? i sure can't.
Why is everyone so miserable now? No wonder suicide rates are skyrocketing when they’re making it marketable to be sad and angry.
B-But it’s always been like that!
In niche genres like punk or metal. Not easily accessible radio pop.
In that you would be wrong because Black Coffee was the original alcohol femcel "it's all his fault" album.
because wokeshit
Kay Starr was an oldskool roastie, she was reportedly married six times because that was what you did back then. You had superficial marriages when you just wanted to fuck because it was more socially respectable in the 50s.
Most modern pop derives from Britney Spears and that is not meant as a compliment.
A mentally ill schizo is the reason pop is in the shitter now
Checks out
meaning some thot doing a stripper pole routine to generic shitty electropop
completely different world and music business then, no comparison to today
they could actually sing
1950s Anon Babble would've been drooling for Connie Francis.
you know she was a childless roastie whose career was funded by Mafia bucks, right?
Pity about the shitty material they sang.
Pity about the shitty material they sang
but enough about Olivia Rodrigo and Dua Lipa
by most standards it seems fairly baffling that Connie Francis went almost 3 years on MGM without a charting hit and didn't get dropped from the label but then you remember her and her father were Italian and it was 50s so the MGM suits didn't want to end up floating in the East River if they showed her the door
So is Taylor Swift but that doesn't stop coomers
Technically this was the first real concept LP ever made as opposed to just a collection of singles
If it makes you feel any better she was raped in the 70s by a nog and he was never caught.
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Patti Page
Meh.
Teresa Brewer
Fuck off.
Doris Day
Wish abortion had been legal in the '40s so she coulda used it.
Connie Francis
Already covered
Kay Starr
Belter bullshit. No thanks.
Brenda Lee
Well she was pretty inoffensive, right?
Italians and taste cannot be used in the same sentence.
like come on you couldn't be an Italian singer in that time without being a mob pet since they controlled all the nightclubs
For me it's Leslie gore
Also damn imagine being such an out of touch incel that you're mad women sing about their lives instead of whatever the studio songwriters decided they should sing about
he wasn't around for 50s Anon Babble
Also damn imagine being such an out of touch incel that you're mad women sing about their lives instead of whatever the studio songwriters decided they should sing about
So you mean when they recite the songs that Max Martin/Jack Antonoff/Dan Nigro writes for them?
They're not writing the lyrics by and large, just pumping out the generic slop backing tracks
Oh you poor delusional summer child
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Answer, fatasses.