/metal/

Average Deftones Fan edition

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I would have sex with her if you know what I mean
metal for this feel?

Trhä

FUCKING HAPPENING

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We wanted an Agricultural Metal edition

Just a thrashposting Thursday

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

And destruction upon the holy man

Who hails a jew

That may be your opinion, but you can only speak for yourself here even if you think otherwise :)

Take that to shugazi lad. Not really fit for this general.

handsome factory metal

It’s a metal album

Not bad

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Altars of Madness

Filtered

Synthemata

Luna is my favorite Deafheaven song

That first guy reminds me of something.

If you don't like Deicide, you don't like death metal

Is he right?

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he is bald

I've never listened to Deicide but no, I don't like death metal

Yeah. Deicide is the definition of death metal

Bald metal

Just a bad angle and lighting.

RIP Chuck

Only if he said Morbid Angel.

The definition of mediocre OSDMslop, perhaps.

Is that Bongman in the middle?

sure is anon

Whatever homie. Legion and the self titled have been copied to death. They're like cannibal corpse in having no bad albums just mediocre. But banished by sin was pretty good. They sound hard fast mad

Metal and beloved here.

This isn't that bad

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söyjak on the cover to represent their fans

Absolutely. Only fags disagree.

what is this?

New chud meme album

Times you acted like Psychostick?

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WE WAITED AND WAITED
OUR CROSSES BORN
AND STILL YOU DID NOT COME

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like an irrelevant skinnyfat white guy?
every day my dude

Why do chuds think their chud music is simply the greatest, album of the year every year, etc.

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Their parents were siblings

Why do chuds think their chud music is simply the greatest, album of the year every year, etc.

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They put their ideological agenda before artistic authenticity.

He’s not wrong but there are dozens of death metal bands I’d choose to listen to before Deicide

songs are mainly about Satanism rather than death or gore

not death metal
Euronymous would call them Black Metal

lyrical subject matter determines subgenre

Actual retard

Euronymous was a gay retard

Varg "Philadelphia mudslide" Vikernes has sadly passed away.

im a simple man. i see booba, i open thread

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NSBM is literally categorized by its lyrical content

Coomer's burden, Lloyd, my man. Coomer's burden.

Accurate.

Hmm, yep, still listening to death metal.
Hmm, yep, Gayicide still sucks.

So is pirate metal. These aren't real genres of music. They're marketing categories.

this

if enough bands play the style it becomes a genre
see Viking Metal

shoops

soul

AI

slop

simple as

top 3 dm

If you don't like Deicide, you don't like metal, simple as.

filtered by power metal

Not sure how you got Deicide and Slayer mixed up, considering Slayer is actually good

Cannibal Corpse - Butchered at Birth

TREADLY FUCK SLAYER

fuck off Floor

viking metal

Also not real.

Both based. Heil riffs.

Correct.

Reverse search

No nudes

Pass

I don’t like death metal.

meloshit with viking themes

NVM (Not Viking Metal)

power/trad/folk/doom with viking themes

TVM (True Viking Metal)

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Leave the hall.

What hall? You’re just sitting in your room.

VLTRA based

Based. I will proudly say I don't like death metal (despite enjoying dozens of death metal bands) just so I don't have to say I like Deicide.

This isn’t a hall, it’s a cesspit

I'm shitposting on free WIFI at McDonald's

Genres: Extratone, Gorenoise, Splittercore

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I_m a cool metal guy in my county of Serbia. They call me Crazy Jackal. You better keep it true you young metal headz. Manowar!

metal looks like THAT?

that album name's taken

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Average Deftones Fan

ftfy

Do you like dogs?

No we hate them here my friend they are dangerous

What about freemasons?

Scary people they control the world

pig destroyer/wormrot tour coming to Australia

based

french canadian*

wtf is this real

All right enough messing around, time to post something interesting

Manowar

They didn't namecheck you.

A new album to make the thread unusable for years.

post forgotten meme metal

RIP

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Natur was 10/10, Kultur a 7/10. New album will be a 4/10 at best

Doesn't even make the top 100

eternal heils from armenia brother

Natur was 10/10

Nah like a 9/10

Kultur a 7/10

5/10 if I'm generous.

Cmon fake gookshitter, get it together.

I don't get the hate for that album. I think its good, although i understand it's not pure black metal

It's incredibly fucking dull. I've heard plenty of "we want to make metal but we want to be artsy pls take us seriously" albums that are in the same vein as this shit or better.
It doesn't help that they made relatively top tier BM before this and then went off a cliff to make kinda mid/okay alt metal like that.

I don't actually hate it, but it's kind of a nothingburger. It's trying to be artsy and special but doesn't really achieve much

On the past I've hated Deafheaven, but Magnolia changed my mind

None of you were probably around for it but they were meme metal originators

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They have a split with Order of the Death’s Head coming too

How is stealing music and then conning people who buy your music meme metal?
Also that album's fucking good still, not a meme.

NATUR

KULTUR

ULTRA

but you'll still be here using it to kvetch as always

You don’t hear a peep about them anymore. Definitely a meme

HEIL.

the story reminds me of the Fisticuffs sketch from Dave Chapelle show, creating all this fake legend shit

chinese food? ingesting
melvins? blasting

"based?" posted

Incredibly based. What's your order?

I'm neither here nor there on deafheaven but I really like the dudes harsh vocals
some pretty catchy parts on the new record, enjoying whichever song goes

I wonder

what is numbness

chow mein and orange chicken

I look like this and say this

Ian anderson?

No, Ian is human.

Who is Pic in OP? Some women are just pure sex. Really drives up my testosterone just seeing them

meme album

Money Hammer - Volume 2: Intermediate Investment Concepts
moneyhammer.bandcamp.com/album/volume-2-intermediate-investment-concepts

Chapter 1: Introduction 02:05
Chapter 2: Risk, Return, and Systematic vs. Unsystematic Risk 02:36
Chapter 3: The Efficient Market Hypothesis 02:35
Chapter 4: The Capital Asset Pricing Model 03:03
Chapter 5: Challenges to the Efficient Market Hypothesis 03:41
Chapter 6: Behavioral Finance 03:53
Chapter 7: The Low-Volatility Anomaly 02:52
Chapter 8: Multi-Factor Models and Smart Beta 02:06

spam mid album as the second coming of christ

"omg why are there so many anti-posts"

Respectable. Throw in some scallion pancakes and we're cookin.

mapo tofu reigns supreme

Facts. CC always had talented dudes in it. Wonder if we'll ever get that new album.

strange that they only ever choose to shill albums with le edgy political virws so they can avoid discussion based on the low quality of the music by accusing you of being upset about that, isn't it?

hey little buddy if you click the arrow beside the post it will let you do an "image search" so you can find the origin of the picture! welcome to Anon Babble!

pretty much

May I suggest

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reminder that deftones and numetal/mallcore as a whole aren't metal
welcome to the internet you cringe as fuck 12 year old

Not good either. I wish they had ceased to exist after 2010. They've done fuck all but cater to the people who hated them for no longer sounding like Forgotten Legends since 2012. Cowards.

>"omg why are there so many anti-posts"

Because you are a mindbroken schizo

reminder that deftones and numetal/mallcore as a whole aren't metal

Incorrect. Papa Roach riffmogs your favorite band.

No

people just memeing natur being better than kultur right?
like kultur is so obviously better that i refuse to believe y'all serious

Yes

maybe on Opposite Day

HEIL

newfag
fuck off

Has this album ever been discussed here in earnest? I'm still trying to understand what the fuck happened to this guy

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talking to yourself about a subject you don't know anything about

But enough about what norsecuck does on a daily basis

he doesn't know how anonymous imageboards work

though I still love the album

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I am an admirer of the early works of Louis Cachet, the refugee.

He doesn't know how to recognized identical writing and verbiage

good morning sir

Wow you sound like a pathetic virgin. Go jerk off to Rob halson you faggot

He is nooticing

nooo two people can't agree on a certain topic! must be samefag!

take your meds fucking schizo

terrible bait

so true schizo sister

New Grand Belial's Key

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Correct.

I sure hope norsetourist isn’t ban evading

based

What are your thoughts on this song?

Artist: Grand Belial's Key
Album: Kosherat
Song: Vultures of Misfortune

As the Rabbi's rum swishes in his corroded mouth

He excises the foreskin uncovering the gentle glans

So that the corona is laid bare

He whom sucketh the incised tip

Bears the eyes of sadism

In his seductive hands a bandage

And a load of cumin seeds

Now raiseth the cup of benediction

The cruelest cut of all

With the sharp end of his finger nail

He tears the softest of membranes

An organ disfigured, a penis mutilated

The blood extracted by suction

Appalling practices of so called scholars

Young trusted to a circumciser

Yiddish trinkets cover the newborn

"Opprobrium for the wicked, as it is written"

Freshly cut dick into his trap

The gobbler mixes it with alcohol

Queer tendencies within the grossest of cultures

"Opprobrium for the wicked, as it is written"

As the Rabbi's rum swishes in his corroded mouth

He excises the foreskin uncovering the gentle glans

Double-edged blade slices

To finish the damaged nerves

Into a contaminated bowl the bloodrum is puked

Mouth to cock infections

Unhealed wounds in the mind

Little solace to the innocent

Shit

Deicide has a really solid discography other than their 5-8th albums

thinking circumcision is bad is considered edgy by mutts

what a retarded nation

You're a pathetic dork that would rather talk about incel music than women lol

who said it was edgy?

dishonest question

some fat retard's sexual fantasy

what a cringe band

Oh boy wait until you find out about about half of all metal ever made

why are people so hellbent on discussing bands that aren't metal in this thread? they want to talk about punk, shoegaze, metalcore, nu-metal, edm, classical, everything but fucking metal. there's a whole rest of the board where you can talk about that shit. and on top of that half of the images are of cats, kpop shit, and coom bait. why is it so much to ask for you jabronis to leave all that gay shit on Anon Babble and keep this thread metal? it didn't used to be like this.

That's a lot of words just to say "I am thinking about childrens' penises right now dude"

Women are inherently metal

you misspelled "mental"

punk

Not metal.

shoegaze

Not metal.

metalcore

Metal.

nu-metal

Metal.

edm

Not metal.

classical

Not metal.
Hope that helps!

How do you feel about Maroon 5?

there is a moderator who browses here, but his only goal is schizospam

metalcore, nu-metal,

everything but fucking metal.

you already lost this culture war gramps

btw what fucking world are you living in where most of these threads aren't about death, black, or thrash?

xe doesn't know

he thinks mallcore is metal

lmafeo

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death

based

black

cringe

thrash

based

cringe

I don't "think" so. I know so.

i like most of deicide. they're a band i discovered i don't give a shit about the general consensus on their discography. some of their "worst" albums i listen to regularly.

Bjork is philosophically metal.

i like most of deicide. they're a band i discovered

wow you must have dug deep for that one

hurr me no malcor metul

rofelmeo

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metalcore belongs in /punk/, nu-metal belongs in /wpop/

Mfw the riffs are absolutely badass

Tool is metal

nice reading comprehension esl retard

Babymetal belongs in /metal/

based

They're too good for /metal/

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, otherwise you have a weird, poorly-constructed sentence.

Rammstein is metal

Incorrect.

you already lost this culture war gramps

I would hate this but if BM was banned from these threads 99% of schizospam would disappear overnight.
So maybe it's for the best.

Correct.

But then where would all the neonazis go? Back to Anon Babble????

Audioslave is metal

Ideally yeah, that's where the containment is supposed to be.
They don't even shill the actual good fucking NSBM, just midslop made for posers and tourists.

NSBM reigns supreme

the sentence is fine. you took me to mean

they're a band i discovered(comma) i don't give a shit about the general consensus on their discography.

my discovery was that i don't care about the consensus on which of their albums are good and which aren't. seems straight forward to me.

Incorrect. Rage Against the Machine, however, is.

Queens Of The Stone Age is metal

This one has triggered The Goobler. Curious!

What the fuck is that

Avenged Sevenfold is undeniably metal and yet isn't hosted on metal archives because the mods there are gay old fags

Rammstein is for diaperfags, retard.

gatekeeping and telling people the faggy bands they like aren't metal is inherently metal

Bullet For My Valentine is metal

Gulch is on MA so they really have no leg to stand on with keeping any hardcore-tinged music out desu

Correct. From here on out black metal is a bannable topic on /metal/, schizos will be shot on sight.

they're a band which i've discovered

takes the ambiguity away

you already lost this culture war gramps

Breaking Benjamin is metal

Heavy metal isn't metal.
Metallica invented metal.

True

brapping mensanus sucks

No, now you've gone too far

you already lost this culture war gramps

Bring Me The Horizon is metal

Breaking Benjamin is metal

Objectively correct.

song really threatens them

....how? How are they being threatened?
Also you can criticise the barbaric, uncivilised, sadistic, deplorable ritual of circumcision without singing about child penises being sucked on so passionately is all I'm saying

ozzy invented metal and ruined its reputation

blast my ass pooandcum sucks

classical

Wagner + Hitler = Metal

you already lost this culture war gramps

Attack Attack! is metal

Indeed.

Why do you retards think that ozzy is a creative force behind sabbath? He wrote none of the music and only lyrics for a couple of songs. His contributions as a singer were important but it’s tony who invented metal

Babymetal

pedo dog-whistle

it's tony who invented metal

I don't remember anyone named Tony being part of Metallica. Who invented metal, by the way.

It’s actually mind boggling how often I see Americans thinking ozzy wrote sabbath songs because he was on the tv. Kys American scum

HEIL IOMMI

you already lost this culture war gramps

HIM is metal

Ozzy would have been great in Slayer

I see Americans thinking

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This is your reminder to listen to Carcass today.

Ozzy slander will not be tolerated

.how? How are they being threatened?

gets deleted

You tell us

ozzy invented slayer because they play metal

based dave

wake n bake: complete
symphonies of sickness: blastan

Deafheaven is metal now, deal with it

ummmmmm actually my off topic posts got deleted because ummm they're uhhh THREATENING

Wow that sure made rabbis all over the word tremble in fear, what a THREAT

Always has been.

Their first album is unironically good.

crossing my fingers for the next edition to have:
1. metal image OP
2. pastebin
3. link to the last thread
4. (optional) a funny accompanying /metal/ meme post that will make me chuckle and say oh yea i remember that
the perfect /metal/ OP...

OP who is the broad. I must know.

Maroon 5 is metal

Metalcore is a subgenre of metal

You don't deserve to know, you generic-taste-having, internet-illiterate fuckin teenager.

Metal is a subgenre of hardcore

Correct.

and metal
as the name implies!

why not a 3rd off-topic reply from you?

metal is a subgenre of grunge

Avenged Sevenfold is metal

New

Carcass is metal

EARLY THREAD DO NOT POST IN IT!

Perfect timing.

so true schizo sister

new, real, and on time!

Terrible OP edition

Try and reverse image search, nothing comes up. So, lick my fucking nuts you fucking dweeb. Your mother was a whore and should have swallowed the cursed load that made you instead of creating a good for nothing faggot.

Audioslave is kind of metal Rage Against the Machine definitely is

Can we have a /not metal/ general for metal that gets called not metal