Average Deftones Fan edition
/metal/
I would have sex with her if you know what I mean
metal for this feel?
Blasting?
Trhä
FUCKING HAPPENING
We wanted an Agricultural Metal edition
Just a thrashposting Thursday
finished listening, strong 8.5/10
fav tracks: doberman, magnolia, revelator, body behavior, winona
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
That may be your opinion, but you can only speak for yourself here even if you think otherwise :)
Take that to shugazi lad. Not really fit for this general.
handsome factory metal
It’s a metal album
tru, but them riffs dont lie chico
Not bad
Altars of Madness
Filtered
Synthemata
Luna is my favorite Deafheaven song
That first guy reminds me of something.
If you don't like Deicide, you don't like death metal
Is he right?
he is bald
I've never listened to Deicide but no, I don't like death metal
Yeah. Deicide is the definition of death metal
Bald metal
Just a bad angle and lighting.
RIP Chuck
overcast [doom] [gothic] [classical] day
youtube.com
Only if he said Morbid Angel.
The definition of mediocre OSDMslop, perhaps.
Is that Bongman in the middle?
sure is anon
Whatever homie. Legion and the self titled have been copied to death. They're like cannibal corpse in having no bad albums just mediocre. But banished by sin was pretty good. They sound hard fast mad
Metal and beloved here.
This isn't that bad
söyjak on the cover to represent their fans
Absolutely. Only fags disagree.
what is this?
New chud meme album
Times you acted like Psychostick?
WE WAITED AND WAITED
OUR CROSSES BORN
AND STILL YOU DID NOT COME
like an irrelevant skinnyfat white guy?
every day my dude
Why do chuds think their chud music is simply the greatest, album of the year every year, etc.
Their parents were siblings
Why do chuds think their chud music is simply the greatest, album of the year every year, etc.
They put their ideological agenda before artistic authenticity.
He’s not wrong but there are dozens of death metal bands I’d choose to listen to before Deicide
songs are mainly about Satanism rather than death or gore
not death metal
Euronymous would call them Black Metal
lyrical subject matter determines subgenre
Actual retard
Euronymous was a gay retard
Varg "Philadelphia mudslide" Vikernes has sadly passed away.
im a simple man. i see booba, i open thread
NSBM is literally categorized by its lyrical content
Coomer's burden, Lloyd, my man. Coomer's burden.
Accurate.
Hmm, yep, still listening to death metal.
Hmm, yep, Gayicide still sucks.
So is pirate metal. These aren't real genres of music. They're marketing categories.
this
if enough bands play the style it becomes a genre
see Viking Metal
shoops
soul
AI
slop
simple as
top 3 dm
If you don't like Deicide, you don't like metal, simple as.
filtered by power metal
Not sure how you got Deicide and Slayer mixed up, considering Slayer is actually good
Cannibal Corpse - Butchered at Birth
TREADLY FUCK SLAYER
fuck off Floor
viking metal
Also not real.
Both based. Heil riffs.
Correct.
Reverse search
No nudes
Pass
I don’t like death metal.
meloshit with viking themes
NVM (Not Viking Metal)
power/trad/folk/doom with viking themes
TVM (True Viking Metal)
Leave the hall.
What hall? You’re just sitting in your room.
VLTRA based
Based. I will proudly say I don't like death metal (despite enjoying dozens of death metal bands) just so I don't have to say I like Deicide.
This isn’t a hall, it’s a cesspit
I'm shitposting on free WIFI at McDonald's
Genres: Extratone, Gorenoise, Splittercore
I_m a cool metal guy in my county of Serbia. They call me Crazy Jackal. You better keep it true you young metal headz. Manowar!
metal looks like THAT?
that album name's taken
Average Deftones Fan
ftfy
Do you like dogs?
No we hate them here my friend they are dangerous
What about freemasons?
Scary people they control the world
pig destroyer/wormrot tour coming to Australia
based
youtube.com
Forteresse - Thèmes Pour la Rébellion
Some good french stuff
french canadian*
wtf is this real
All right enough messing around, time to post something interesting
Even if it's interesting but also shit?
Manowar
They didn't namecheck you.
A new album to make the thread unusable for years.
post forgotten meme metal
RIP
Natur was 10/10, Kultur a 7/10. New album will be a 4/10 at best
Doesn't even make the top 100
eternal heils from armenia brother
Natur was 10/10
Nah like a 9/10
Kultur a 7/10
5/10 if I'm generous.
Cmon fake gookshitter, get it together.
I don't get the hate for that album. I think its good, although i understand it's not pure black metal
It's incredibly fucking dull. I've heard plenty of "we want to make metal but we want to be artsy pls take us seriously" albums that are in the same vein as this shit or better.
It doesn't help that they made relatively top tier BM before this and then went off a cliff to make kinda mid/okay alt metal like that.
I don't actually hate it, but it's kind of a nothingburger. It's trying to be artsy and special but doesn't really achieve much
On the past I've hated Deafheaven, but Magnolia changed my mind
None of you were probably around for it but they were meme metal originators
They have a split with Order of the Death’s Head coming too
How is stealing music and then conning people who buy your music meme metal?
Also that album's fucking good still, not a meme.
NATUR
KULTUR
ULTRA
but you'll still be here using it to kvetch as always
You don’t hear a peep about them anymore. Definitely a meme
HEIL.
the story reminds me of the Fisticuffs sketch from Dave Chapelle show, creating all this fake legend shit
chinese food? ingesting
melvins? blasting
"based?" posted
kaevum
Incredibly based. What's your order?
I'm neither here nor there on deafheaven but I really like the dudes harsh vocals
some pretty catchy parts on the new record, enjoying whichever song goes
I wonder
what is numbness
chow mein and orange chicken
Fuck this song is great. John Merryman is the most slept on drummer ever.
I look like this and say this
Ian anderson?
Kaevum - Kultur
No, Ian is human.
Who is Pic in OP? Some women are just pure sex. Really drives up my testosterone just seeing them
meme album
Money Hammer - Volume 2: Intermediate Investment Concepts
moneyhammer.bandcamp.com
Chapter 1: Introduction 02:05
Chapter 2: Risk, Return, and Systematic vs. Unsystematic Risk 02:36
Chapter 3: The Efficient Market Hypothesis 02:35
Chapter 4: The Capital Asset Pricing Model 03:03
Chapter 5: Challenges to the Efficient Market Hypothesis 03:41
Chapter 6: Behavioral Finance 03:53
Chapter 7: The Low-Volatility Anomaly 02:52
Chapter 8: Multi-Factor Models and Smart Beta 02:06
spam mid album as the second coming of christ
"omg why are there so many anti-posts"
Respectable. Throw in some scallion pancakes and we're cookin.
mapo tofu reigns supreme
Facts. CC always had talented dudes in it. Wonder if we'll ever get that new album.
lol the youtube lyric videos are actual informative power points
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strange that they only ever choose to shill albums with le edgy political virws so they can avoid discussion based on the low quality of the music by accusing you of being upset about that, isn't it?
hey little buddy if you click the arrow beside the post it will let you do an "image search" so you can find the origin of the picture! welcome to Anon Babble!
pretty much
May I suggest
reminder that deftones and numetal/mallcore as a whole aren't metal
welcome to the internet you cringe as fuck 12 year old
Not good either. I wish they had ceased to exist after 2010. They've done fuck all but cater to the people who hated them for no longer sounding like Forgotten Legends since 2012. Cowards.
>"omg why are there so many anti-posts"
Because you are a mindbroken schizo
reminder that deftones and numetal/mallcore as a whole aren't metal
Incorrect. Papa Roach riffmogs your favorite band.
No
people just memeing natur being better than kultur right?
like kultur is so obviously better that i refuse to believe y'all serious
Yes
maybe on Opposite Day
HEIL
newfag
fuck off
Has this album ever been discussed here in earnest? I'm still trying to understand what the fuck happened to this guy
talking to yourself about a subject you don't know anything about
But enough about what norsecuck does on a daily basis
he doesn't know how anonymous imageboards work
though I still love the album
I am an admirer of the early works of Louis Cachet, the refugee.
He doesn't know how to recognized identical writing and verbiage
good morning sir
Wow you sound like a pathetic virgin. Go jerk off to Rob halson you faggot
He is nooticing
nooo two people can't agree on a certain topic! must be samefag!
take your meds fucking schizo
terrible bait
so true schizo sister
New Grand Belial's Key
Correct.
deafheavens.bandcamp.com
So many merch selections, might buy the shirt and hat combo personally. What about you guys?
I sure hope norsetourist isn’t ban evading
based
What are your thoughts on this song?
Artist: Grand Belial's Key
Album: Kosherat
Song: Vultures of Misfortune
As the Rabbi's rum swishes in his corroded mouth
He excises the foreskin uncovering the gentle glans
So that the corona is laid bare
He whom sucketh the incised tip
Bears the eyes of sadism
In his seductive hands a bandage
And a load of cumin seeds
Now raiseth the cup of benediction
The cruelest cut of all
With the sharp end of his finger nail
He tears the softest of membranes
An organ disfigured, a penis mutilated
The blood extracted by suction
Appalling practices of so called scholars
Young trusted to a circumciser
Yiddish trinkets cover the newborn
"Opprobrium for the wicked, as it is written"
Freshly cut dick into his trap
The gobbler mixes it with alcohol
Queer tendencies within the grossest of cultures
"Opprobrium for the wicked, as it is written"
As the Rabbi's rum swishes in his corroded mouth
He excises the foreskin uncovering the gentle glans
Double-edged blade slices
To finish the damaged nerves
Into a contaminated bowl the bloodrum is puked
Mouth to cock infections
Unhealed wounds in the mind
Little solace to the innocent
Shit
Deicide has a really solid discography other than their 5-8th albums
thinking circumcision is bad is considered edgy by mutts
what a retarded nation
You're a pathetic dork that would rather talk about incel music than women lol
who said it was edgy?
dishonest question
some fat retard's sexual fantasy
what a cringe band
Oh boy wait until you find out about about half of all metal ever made
why are people so hellbent on discussing bands that aren't metal in this thread? they want to talk about punk, shoegaze, metalcore, nu-metal, edm, classical, everything but fucking metal. there's a whole rest of the board where you can talk about that shit. and on top of that half of the images are of cats, kpop shit, and coom bait. why is it so much to ask for you jabronis to leave all that gay shit on Anon Babble and keep this thread metal? it didn't used to be like this.
That's a lot of words just to say "I am thinking about childrens' penises right now dude"
Women are inherently metal
you misspelled "mental"
punk
Not metal.
shoegaze
Not metal.
metalcore
Metal.
nu-metal
Metal.
edm
Not metal.
classical
Not metal.
Hope that helps!
How do you feel about Maroon 5?
there is a moderator who browses here, but his only goal is schizospam
metalcore, nu-metal,
everything but fucking metal.
you already lost this culture war gramps
btw what fucking world are you living in where most of these threads aren't about death, black, or thrash?
xe doesn't know
he thinks mallcore is metal
lmafeo
death
based
black
cringe
thrash
based
cringe
I don't "think" so. I know so.
i like most of deicide. they're a band i discovered i don't give a shit about the general consensus on their discography. some of their "worst" albums i listen to regularly.
Bjork is philosophically metal.
i like most of deicide. they're a band i discovered
wow you must have dug deep for that one
hurr me no malcor metul
rofelmeo
metalcore belongs in /punk/, nu-metal belongs in /wpop/
Mfw the riffs are absolutely badass
Tool is metal
nice reading comprehension esl retard
Babymetal belongs in /metal/
based
They're too good for /metal/
I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, otherwise you have a weird, poorly-constructed sentence.
Rammstein is metal
Incorrect.
you already lost this culture war gramps
I would hate this but if BM was banned from these threads 99% of schizospam would disappear overnight.
So maybe it's for the best.
Correct.
But then where would all the neonazis go? Back to Anon Babble????
Audioslave is metal
Ideally yeah, that's where the containment is supposed to be.
They don't even shill the actual good fucking NSBM, just midslop made for posers and tourists.
NSBM reigns supreme
the sentence is fine. you took me to mean
they're a band i discovered(comma) i don't give a shit about the general consensus on their discography.
my discovery was that i don't care about the consensus on which of their albums are good and which aren't. seems straight forward to me.
Incorrect. Rage Against the Machine, however, is.
Queens Of The Stone Age is metal
This one has triggered The Goobler. Curious!
What the fuck is that
Avenged Sevenfold is undeniably metal and yet isn't hosted on metal archives because the mods there are gay old fags
Rammstein is for diaperfags, retard.
gatekeeping and telling people the faggy bands they like aren't metal is inherently metal
Bullet For My Valentine is metal
Gulch is on MA so they really have no leg to stand on with keeping any hardcore-tinged music out desu
Correct. From here on out black metal is a bannable topic on /metal/, schizos will be shot on sight.
they're a band which i've discovered
takes the ambiguity away
you already lost this culture war gramps
Breaking Benjamin is metal
Heavy metal isn't metal.
Metallica invented metal.
True
brapping mensanus sucks
No, now you've gone too far
you already lost this culture war gramps
Bring Me The Horizon is metal
Breaking Benjamin is metal
Objectively correct.
song really threatens them
....how? How are they being threatened?
Also you can criticise the barbaric, uncivilised, sadistic, deplorable ritual of circumcision without singing about child penises being sucked on so passionately is all I'm saying
ozzy invented metal and ruined its reputation
blast my ass pooandcum sucks
classical
Wagner + Hitler = Metal
you already lost this culture war gramps
Attack Attack! is metal
Indeed.
Why do you retards think that ozzy is a creative force behind sabbath? He wrote none of the music and only lyrics for a couple of songs. His contributions as a singer were important but it’s tony who invented metal
Babymetal
pedo dog-whistle
it's tony who invented metal
I don't remember anyone named Tony being part of Metallica. Who invented metal, by the way.
It’s actually mind boggling how often I see Americans thinking ozzy wrote sabbath songs because he was on the tv. Kys American scum
HEIL IOMMI
you already lost this culture war gramps
HIM is metal
Ozzy would have been great in Slayer
I see Americans thinking
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is your reminder to listen to Carcass today.
Ozzy slander will not be tolerated
.how? How are they being threatened?
gets deleted
You tell us
ozzy invented slayer because they play metal
based dave
Yooooo this metal shit is heavy as FUCK
youtube.com
wake n bake: complete
symphonies of sickness: blastan
Deafheaven is metal now, deal with it
ummmmmm actually my off topic posts got deleted because ummm they're uhhh THREATENING
Wow that sure made rabbis all over the word tremble in fear, what a THREAT
Always has been.
Their first album is unironically good.
crossing my fingers for the next edition to have:
1. metal image OP
2. pastebin
3. link to the last thread
4. (optional) a funny accompanying /metal/ meme post that will make me chuckle and say oh yea i remember that
the perfect /metal/ OP...
OP who is the broad. I must know.
Maroon 5 is metal
Metalcore is a subgenre of metal
You don't deserve to know, you generic-taste-having, internet-illiterate fuckin teenager.
Metal is a subgenre of hardcore
Correct.
and metal
as the name implies!
why not a 3rd off-topic reply from you?
metal is a subgenre of grunge
Avenged Sevenfold is metal
New
Carcass is metal
EARLY THREAD DO NOT POST IN IT!
Perfect timing.
so true schizo sister
new, real, and on time!
Terrible OP edition
Try and reverse image search, nothing comes up. So, lick my fucking nuts you fucking dweeb. Your mother was a whore and should have swallowed the cursed load that made you instead of creating a good for nothing faggot.
Audioslave is kind of metal Rage Against the Machine definitely is
Can we have a /not metal/ general for metal that gets called not metal