fuck melodeath edition
/metal/
all my homies hate melodeath
this is the trve thred
Tonight's a Grateful Dead night, sorry fellow retards.
Only album I can get into is American Beauty
Everything up to Bear's Choice is gold in my opinion.
Melodeath is based
Heartwork is one of the greatest metal albums of all time.
I'll have to revisit them. Phish is coming to Portland on 4/20. I want to enjoy it so bad, but I always get bored listening to them. Recently gave them another try.
The Dead have a pretty heavy blues influence, too, so if you like the blues at all (I do) you would probably like at least some of their stuff. youtu.be
other thread is for simps
I like how the Dead released 20 studio albums and 4000 live albums.
There is no other thread
Melodeath was good up to and including 1997, you're just an insecure fag
another new deafheaven vid has hit the 'tubes
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Reminder that mallcore is not, nor will it ever be, metal. Rap fags cope.
good. it got deleted.
Beyond the Crimson Horizon
dunno i made that pic years ago because I remember seeing a hater saying 'melodeath sucks' all the time in every thread and he inspired me
Summoning Jute Guy
I'm only here for the after hours pissing session
years ago
how often do you post?
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
There was nothing to delete on the first place.
This is the general after and no other has existed
It begun several hours ago, lad
better down a few bevos and catch up
True faggot thread, correct
Mississippi Delta Blues is some of the heaviest shit to EVER be laid to wax.
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More like Jew Gyatt amirite?? xD
Based. I slept all day lol
I saw someone eating dogshit years ago and it inspired me to make this
simp is mad his thread got deleted
quit projecting
what the hell are you going on about who are you quoting
Autopsy - Shitfun
I like some post 1997 Melodeath. Black Dahlia and Children of Bodom (though it's kind of a hybrid with power metal, Amon Amarth.
But I do get what you mean with In Flames and Dark Tranquility changing their styles and AtG breaking up, a lot of other bands sounding more like metalcore
Autism
I can tolerate Projector and Clayman but that's really as far as I can go in regards pure melodeath. Maybe Children Of Bodom's first two albums.
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
Nono: Autopsy
kill yourselves
hardly ever
Who are you talking to, schizo
Whoopi Goldberg has passed away.
dark tranquility's 2004 release might be their best
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Still warm
Way ahead of you bud.
Metallica - Master of Puppets
no blastan
wtf
BLASTAN
WHERE'S THE BLASTING?!
beat you by a nanosecond nigga!
hivemind
Better than the latest DHG album
wow... thios guy is as fckng badass...
Be quiet
why do you have to act like a retard all the time?
The Grateful Dead are that real extreme shit m/
You lost, bud?
ok sorry man sorry i'll be quite didnt mean to interrupt ur badass sesh
Quite
yu got me dude i made a typo. fuck.
Who's Yu? Are you nervous? Do you like NSBM?
Why hasn't Abigor broken up? Who are they kidding?
No.
I only listen to the live albums
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I didn't realise this was a grandadrock thread
What?
Then discuss metal retard
You heard me.
Not bad but not that good either
I am, shit gargler
When?
unanimously hated here i'm afraid
I liked it but I don't really think its that memorable
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Do kids still listen to goatmoon?
Whoopi "The Cushion" Goldberg
"Hate" is too strong a word for such a generic, bland, nondescript album, both in music and themes
This but for most metal albums
Why are you here
nta, but are you implying 'most' metal albums are good?
No, but that's a worthless point to make. It's as if we were discussing literature and someone remembered how many millions of picture books for babbies and cheap imitations of post-tolkien high fantasy are serialised and released each year and decided to disregard literature as "mostly bad". That shit doesn't even count. Transilvanian Hunger Clone n°53503580 doesn't count.
fantasy
literature
black metal fan detected, opinion rejected
What opinion?
Way to completely miss the point, anon. Quite the pirouette you executed there.
No
Glad you agree with my original point, not sure what the rest of the post was for though
Got rec's picrel a few months back and now I'm getting around to listening to it. It's like middle of the road deathrash from '95. Nothing special but the cover intrigued me.
Phish are shit, nothing compares to the Dead.
Glad I agree the sky is blue? Well thank fuck for that. I can't help but wonder why you even bothered to ask a question on the first place if you were going to ignore the original context entirely
deathrash is one of those genres where a mid album is completely acceptable when the mood hits imo
someone say Deathrash?
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amen brother
Deathrash
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when the mood hits
So, when drunk? Lmao
Most anything albums are bad, people are into certain genres because it's where they find ones they think are good more easily. What a naive point to make to get some jimmies rustled.
Fuck you saying nigga?
DEATHRASH
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DEATHRASH
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deffrash
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DEATHRASH
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Deathrash
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deathrash
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DEATHRASH
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actually 1st wave death but w/e
pretty much, yes.
What's what you don't get? It's pretty clear. Maybe neonewfrens don't know about rustlin jimmies, anymore?
rustlin jimmies
I have no idea what I'm listening to
The point is your critique towards Kultur (a great album) is the same ones I'd use towards most of the shit being posted here
Yeah, because you're an idiot and Kultur is shit
so true schizo sister
Death thrash is shit and I'm not listening to any of those albums
Shalom
Not a woman, nice spam post
Completely correct assessment.
lol not even some foreplay before he hit us with his shalom what a player
Your loss shitclown
Death thrash is mostly shit and I will listen to all of those albums because good ones are rare and based.
I would do the same but I never listen to things that are spammed for ages or in one big dump.
pretty nice for 89
Massacra - Final Holocaust
for me its bestial devastation
I usually give everything I don't alrdy know a try, no matter if it comes in a dump or not. Gotta take what I can get.
How do you find the time to do that lass? Or do you listen to multiple albums at the same time like a schizo?
new albums? heh, i have no time because i'm, sooooo busy listening to the same 3 nsbm releases over and over again
this but with a gigachad picture
quality over quantity
I can tell pretty quickly if I need to give it a full listen or if scrolling through for half a minute is enough. And if I find something interesting I let it play while in the office. I'm mostly here shitposting from work.
don't let your boss find out
Pretty sure they all know and nobody cares since I'm not easily replacable and get my workload done.
based
if its made after 89 its not real metal
Correct.
If it was made before 1991 it's diapershit.
This but 2005
I based 1991 on the first Burzum release. What happened in 2005 that was of any significance? Now you're making me feel old man ;_; ('94 baby here)
A good album is a good album, arbitrarily limiting the pool is a luxury for people who swim at the surface level.
first Burzum release
Diapershit.
there used to be a blog called DTS metal which had all kinds of obscure stuff, but now it's gone :(
So true sister.
Correct.
Free Wheel Burning
I arbitrarily limit all music by "do I like it"
the internet is dead
Where are we then?
Ideally that should be to only metric.
Posers.
Skyrim background
bitches love Skyrim
I still don't get the appeal of these videos. Do people proxy the feelgud of showing a friend something he likes through this?
they want to be youtubers
Caller Of The Storms
Awww you're sweet
Terrence Hobbs
Hello, human resources?!
kek
Fuck me, Wrest knows how to fucking RIFF
Metal will save the world one day. Screen shot this!
I'm just going to admit it lads
I fucking LOVE Dragonforce, at least their first album and Inhuman Rampage, that's all I've heard from them but I love it
Why does the prog era of Death make /metal/ seethe so much?
admit it
There is a fag that posts dragonforce every other thread and he’s probably you.
CAN YOU FAGGOTS STOP BEING REPETITIVE FOR ONE THREAD AND TALK ABOUT OTHER BANDS
human is their only worthwhile album
It's not me
I rarely post here
TALK ABOUT OTHER BANDS FAGGOT, read my first post
I LIKE ALCEST
THERE I SAID IT
Ok, I think it’s kind of sad when people cling on to really average relics of the past. Of course I like fire and flames upon its release and a few other songs but c’mon
What's the deal with Knocked Loose?
him bark like dog
Only live Dead is real
At some point the cadaver is so decomposed that if you keep beating the death horse just smells horrible and sends little rotten pieces of it in everyones faces. Which would be pretty metal, but the horse had aids.
One of the bands that people spam here instead of talking about different bands
Here is a short list of the spammed bands
burzum
death
knocked loose
kultur
morbid angel
mayhem
off topic bands
babymetal
dragonforce
avantasia
no jute gyte or deathspell omega
whatever faggot
Cult of Luna is GOOD
I said short list! I couldn’t think of everything
need some recs that are heavy on the synth
newer krallice
atmospheric sludge
Yikes!
It's better than shit like fucking Ahab and Bongzilla
All three are dog shit, ahab is slightly better but that’s a low bar you are making there.
Post your favourite bands you faggot
my cult of lunas would go easily for 60+ bucks
Honestly considering ripping off some hipsters since I never spin 'em... but they were gifts. The once in a blue moon when I get that itch I always throw on old year of no lights and call it a day.
I've only heard this one where they rip off Jesu
But hey, Jesu is fucking great
Of all time? And of all genres of metal? Hard question but here are a couple of bands I like
order from chaos
scattered remnants
mercyful fate
saturnus
shape of despair
anhedonist
mournful congregation
ataraxie
alrakis
mourning beloveth
raison d’être
meme bands
Now post your real list
I feel like all those early 2000ish post metal acts kind of blur together
for me it's pelican, rosetta and callisto
sick anon, ty!
?
Yeah that's one of em, gotta check the memecolor when back home. It's not like it's bad but I find myself wantig to listen to that type of music once every 3 years at best and you just have better alternatives.
amusing for a minute, but musically lame
But hey, Jesu is fucking great
Only for the first 3 or so albums, but the worlds needs more Jesu ripoffs so I may check it out
SILVER IS JUST
ANOTHER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
there is no point posting your favourite bands if someone asks, they will call your list shit/memes either genuinely or because they're shitposting
you literally cannot win and i assume this guy just wants to call your taste shit regardless of what you said, you might as well have just listed Buckethead 50 times
Not that anon but I genuinely want to know other anons favourite bands
Yeah but 90% of the time if someone asks they are not being genuine.
blast the s/t
when Friends Are Evil kicks in
pic is more fitting for Tired of Me
Either work for me. I've gone from finding Tired Of Me being the most emotionally hard hitting to Friends Are Evil. Something about the heaviness with the depressive undertones hits me harder.
I love this album, doesn't get talked about enough in his discography IMO
After going through a number of favorite bands you stop keeping track since they come and go and come back again.
Jesu is up and down in quality, but still there is good stuff later on. Check out “The Great Leveller”
It's largely down, but he does have like one or two good tracks per album.
The issue is those good tracks are usually still just "good" and nowhere near the quality of earlier stuff.
mogs Synarchy 50,000 times over
4.5 minute long intro of repeititions in I
Kenose III being almost entirely worthless sleep inducing ambient filler
constant returning to previous riffs throughout I and II (repetitions for repetitions)
sonorist riffs are barely chaotic, completely outdone by the ones in Fas/Katechon
Kenose is a poser's album just like Popcletus, SMRC, and Furnaces.
DsO only made three truly great works: Fas, Katechon, and Synarchy. Everything else was lesser.
It's just that easy to get a spergout lmao
talking about music =spergout
/shreddit/ mentality in a nutshell.
Almost as easy to trigger as Negru or Bongman
Only a bit ago I was told pic related is what the average metalcuck looks like by one of the orbitors here, which means they probably also look the same: balding, estrogenized, weak chin; a complete disgrace.
and the rest of the sad general trying to act like you aren't a bunch of ugly genetic failures
Including you.
in my mind, it was real
GAAAAAYER
kek it really do be like that
In future, if I can't decide whether to listen to Intronaut or Mastodon, I now have the perfect middle ground.
In future, if I can't decide whether to listen to Intronaut or Mastodon, I now have the perfect middle ground.
who revved him?
The orbitors? Me, just the presence alone does that. If not, then the music discussion will.
His parents by never loving him
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uh oh stinky
This was preddy gud, weird that I didn't know it before, probably because I found discarnate a bit boring and never looked into the album before.
I've been blasting Crowbar a bunch lately and don't see them posted here often.
THREADLY FUCK SLAYER
in a Swedish mood
Teitanblood and Imperial Triumphant were both terrible. Oh well, looking forward to the final Felgrave track to be released next month. Meantime its Mozart time.
go to bed Mike Shinoda
It was so totally wrong and they were so utterly unemotionally effected by it - they merely reported it because it completely wasn't true, and really they just wanted it erased because, well, for no reason, ok?
Correct.
shit bands release shit albums
NO HECKING WAY
This, except in regards to every single OSDM band ever.
Disso Hall of Shame for washed up musicians making terrible slop:
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Band and discography are celebrated in this general.
VLTRA BASED
ULTRA correct
I like the new Teitanblood solely because the resident fuckwits don't
my thoughts and opinions are based around another person's thoughts and opinions
When I say orbitors, when I say mindbroken, when I say personality-less drones, when I say normalfags, when I say background characters, this is what I mean.
don't care
Demonstrably correct.
But the main resident fuckwit is obsessed with them. He's in homo love with the main dude.
Wonder when his manic phase will end this time
I like it because I'm not pathetic enough to be filtered by hammer blasts in war metal
NSK has the best vocals in metal history, and its not even close. Well I guess
NSK ran the fanzine Final Solution.
Fascism, bigotry, and racism must be a requirement for good vocals since the only great vocalists are Nordmann, Mikko, Attilla, and I guess the Swallowed duo, whom I'm not sure about racist status, but probably racist because their vocals are so good.
but he's seething because the new album isn't complete aimless dissoslop without any riffs
You can assume they're racist because they're Finnish
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yep, still a banger
Damn that's pretty funny. Guess it's my new favorite album.
I've assembled a crack team of America's top geneticists to work out the exact amount of inbreeding needed to recreate Blackgoat Gravedesecrator
This sounds nothing like deathrash you retard
Pro-Pain cover art looks like THAT?
time to fap
tfw we are now in the era of disso musicians baldcucking
Soon bands like Imperial Triumphant and DsO will be making garbage so bad even /shreddit/ will enjoy it KEK
xhe thinks there aren't other DsO enjoyers here
people who like Popcletus, Kenose, SMRC, Drought, and Furances
Like saying you are a metalfan but only listen to Deathcore lmfao.
the Regurgitation tee is based but shan't be clicking
cmooon give some support for jwadg brah brah
I've posted about Fas a multitude of times, you must have been having one of your manic spirals and missed it. Not gonna read whatever drivel you reply to this with.
I posted about my pretend enjoyment of Fas, I really liked the rock-n-roll part of The Shrine of Mad Laughter, epic headbanging moments!
Obombration 1/2 and Repellent Scars being the best tracks on the album? Sorry I don't recall.
only listen to deathcore
Nobody on the planet is THIS based
Good stuff
goals af fr fr
that cover
Not even worth clicking, artistically worthless 100%.
we HATE ai slop here.
True. Deicide, Suffocation, and Judas Priest are hated here.
and dogs
dont say that
he's still convinced Suffo used AI
kekkity kek
This, except cats and their crypto-female owners
it was human made, in my mind
as somebody that has generated literally thousands of pics, I can tell you it isn't AI lil hecky.
Wait, when did Suffocation use AI?
this is the art he's talking about
as someone with 0 artistic eye, who has never made anything himself and spends his time telling an AI to make him tranime images, I know for sure what is real and what isn't
Lolz. Reminder that pic related is where the AI copy pasted those paths.
On Hymns. Or at least that's the claim. Some parts of it do look wonky but it could just be a lazy photoshop job. Either way it's a shit cover but the tunes were good so whatever.
it's actually copied and pasted from a different piece that Suffocation commissioned.
WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM
Speaking of shit covers. Fucking why?
lol
this one's so shit it's kinda based imo
Why did you just link me to the picture I just posted to you and had previously posted here during out last conversation where you were btfo? . The only reason you even know it exists is because of me LMFAO.
Face it lass, he fed an AI his own slop and then sold it to the retarded brown baldcucks in Suffocation who are dumb enough to pay for it. In the end what does the artist care, ai copy paste images for a trash band making copy paste music.
What's your favorite slopmetal artist? Any act that can always be relied upon to consistently release the same rehased shit and you never get tired of it.
Kaevum
Considering how dedicated the anti-AI art spergs are, I highly doubt that this wouldn't be bigger news than one autistic turbovirgin on Anon Babble 'discovering' it.
Breaking Benjamin
he thinks metalcucks have any sort of artistic quality bar
Judiac Prophet cover is AI and literally not a single word about it, baldcucks pretend to care until their favorite bands use AI, then its *crickets*.
another fanfiction
This crude style has a certain charm to it. That DoF cover is from a reissue of a reissue. The OG cover and the first reissue were perfectly fine. These bands have no eye for aesthetics as they age.
it was real in my mind dammit!!!
Oh yeah because the kike metal journalists really have a problem dragging any band through the mud for their clicks, which AI outrage is guaranteed to harvest.
This is just another example of you overestimating your self when you're a midwit that has gotten yourself banned off every other platform with remotely competent moderation.
You had your own AI art phase as I remember. Why the sudden change, because you were even more shit at it than the average?
nooooo you didnt commission a trans furry inflation artist on bluesky to make your album cover!!!!!
nobody real gives a shit about AI anymore, she won
That's a classic
Metallica
(NEW)
Look at the baldcuck seethe over their AI slop covers being exposed. Anti-ai until they are tricked by it, then its pure seethe as they quadruple down.
Old people are always prime targets of scams, what a lifetime of poor diet, poor exercise, and drugs does to a baldcuck.
We like generating images of racism here.
did this come to you in a dream?
I can't migrate until I know what the best blastings were
the albums i listened to though i didn't post them
^ MOST GAY BLASTINGS
^ MOST CORRECT BLASTINGS