Katykats... what went wrong?

she should've stayed in space

katykats... what went wrong?

Um, shes a 40 something year old pop singer that is no longer relevant to her now 40 something fans that have moved on. See 'Madonna' for reference.

Why does everyone hate her?

It's kind of weird, isn't it? i was never a fan or a non-fan. Just knew who she was. But now she's suddenly a laughingstock everywhere. What did she even do? Because it started before the Space thing.

What did she even do? Because it started before the Space thing.

Shes literally Madonna but for the millennials. She hit the pop wall and has been replaced by 100 more just like her but half her age. Britany Spear'ed.

Madonna at 40 was still relevent, topping charts, selling millions of records and selling out tours. Even in her 50s. The industry is pushing Katy Perry but nobody gives a shit.

Madonna at 40 was still relevent, topping charts, selling millions of records and selling out tours. Even in her 50s. The industry is pushing Katy Perry but nobody gives a shit.

True, but arguably her music was still decent at that age. Madonna may be a bad example here, but I think Britany Spears is probably more relevant to what is happening with Perry. No one gives a shit is correct. Perry just needs to start doing nip slips and panty reveals to squeeze out 15 more minutes at this point.

the industry is pushing Katy Perry

Yeah it's "the industry" trying to sell us on an over-the-hill hag who's 90% plastic at this point and not just her spiraling in the face of old age

She doesn't even look like the same person

Post ticket prices

She had a good opportunity to recognize that her popstar career is over and try to win over an audience, I'm not going to say Christian music, but appeal to a more conservative audience. It's a smaller market but more loyal and eager to have a diva.
Instead she became ultra-feminist, “female spiritual” and other bullshit that only works if you're top dog and the labels still care.

She had a good opportunity to recognize that her popstar career is over and try to win over an audience, I'm not going to say Christian music, but appeal to a more conservative audience. It's a smaller market but more loyal and eager to have a diva.

Instead she became ultra-feminist, “female spiritual” and other bullshit that only works if you're top dog and the labels still care.

Succinct

they invested too much and need to get any penny they can back.

Conservative audiences aren't loyal at all, they have the attention span of a gnat and the loyalty of Donald Trump, they only care about the immediate moment and culture war. I'm guessing she doesn't have it in her to jump on the culture war slop treadmill, you have to be a different level of depraved psychopath beyond even regular narcissist celebrities to pull off that lifestyle

Russel Brand stole her fame

What did she even do?

started after she kept working with Dr. Luke despite the rape allegations
that + releasing bad music
+ being the physical embodiment of cringe millennial libshit "feminism"
= zoomies will hate you

It's because she's dumb, annoying, and woefully out of touch. That was totally fine when she was just doing fun songs, looking hot, and giggling. We all loved her for how fun and uncomplicated her whole thing was.

Her being dumb isn't so cute when she's not a god tier qt. Then there was her suing some nuns over a property dispute. One of the nuns died in the courtroom, and her last words were literally "Katy Perry please stop!", and then she also sued some old dude over property dispute. Those cases gave us this:

The PERRY Act, also known as the Protecting Elder Realty for Retirement Years Act, is a proposed law aimed at protecting seniors from financial abuse, particularly in real estate transactions. Inspired by Katy Perry's real estate disputes with elderly homeowners, the Act would introduce a 72-hour "cool-down" period for seniors (age 75+) to cancel property sales without penalty.

It's actually real too lol. Also at some point she stole some of Taylor Swifts dancers like mid tour or something. So they had beef. And then when her popularity with the boys was waning she tried to jump on the feminist train, but like a decade late. Cringed everyone out, embarrassed women. Oh, and her feminist anthem was co-written and produced by the guy that raped Kesha. No one else wants to work with him anymore, but Katy will do it for feminism! Katy also defended him in court. And then she went into space and was cringe and out of touch again. Then there are just an endless supply of clips of her being stupid or mean or cringe. There's probably more but I don't know it all.

During that dreaded dark week, I browsed Reddit and man they hate this woman. Chans have a bad rep but r9k has nothing on shitting on women when it comes to the average modern redditor. Because it's all flamers and snarky women. The artists that gays held up in yesteryear are being directly attacked by the new generation of fags. Sad to see.

Honestly, they seemed like a good couple. I could see why he hooked up with her. Both of kind of New Agey. But he went off in a better direction.

They were both huge cokeheads

I'm assuming this is another Black Keys situation where she's trying to sell out stadiums like she thinks she's an actual draw like Taylor Swift or Beyonce.

Just admit your crowd can only fill theaters and call it a day.

I'll forgive her if she drops a sextape

Auntie needs to put the mic down and pick up the wine.

$50+

UK

Ok now how about a real country

It's a bit surprising considering her old music is still popular, she gets more streams than Beyonce despite her last hit being from 2013

gaga survived the pop wall, why cant she do the same

you forgot the doll fiasco.
she's trying to sell a collectable Katy Perry doll for $175 even if it looks like a $15 Barbie knockoff

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she was a totally disposable singer who didn't write songs easily discarded for the next FOTM

Gaga continues to suck small circumcised cock. Why do you think she stopped making music and became an "actress"

>suing some nuns over a property dispute. One of the nuns died in the courtroom, and her last words were literally "Katy Perry please stop!"

Fucking brutal

gaga survived the pop wall, why cant she do the same

Gaga arguably has better songs, but she'll be right there with ol' Katy soon enough anon. Shes got a lot of new Katy Perrys nipping at her heels that are younger, hotter and edgier than she is. It's over.

Katy was an Alanis or Sheryl Crowe wannabe in her early days, she did a song with P.O.D., covered Fountains of Wayne, etc. She became a pop star almost by accident.

He isn't guilty yet. Or is it guilty until proven innocent now? If we all thought that way, you yourself would already be guilty of something too.

She had a good supporting/production team at her peak but her own artistic instincts are awful.

She became a pop star almost by accident.

It's never by accident. The most coveted thing the industry was looking for was a beautiful white girl who can do pop. Not too slutty or plain. They kept trying it with various (far more than talented than Katy) women over the years. Shania Twain, Jewel, etc.. They all didn't work out for one reason or another. Katy was another. And then came Taylor. She's what they've always wanted.

she never had a proper niche. she didn't have Gaga's hip/critic cred, nor Swift's Disney Princess schtick, nor Jay-Z's Payola machine as Beyonce does. at best she was a nice pair of tits for a few years.

You might at least give Taylor Swift credit for trying different stuff over the years, Katy has been doing the same material since 2008. Also paying huge prices for a glorified light show where she lip syncs is insulting.

she only existed in the narrow context of making frat/party anthems in the early 2010s and lacked the depth to outlast it

I get that she's done a lot of weird shitty stuff in the past year but I cant help but feel bad when a public figure ends up in this situation where suddenly the entire world hates them and people start frothing at the mouth for news about how awful and pathetic they are.

Last year it was J Lo, year before that it was Justin Timberlake. It used to be people just faded from relevancy, but now it feels like all of these washed pop stars go through this phase where they try to make a comeback and instead get bullied by everyone until they crawl into a hole somewhere.

Things are looking up for the Feldmeister
youtu.be/0m7yHvEjWSE

I actually heard this in public recently, and could not believe it wasn't a song from 2011. I think she's banking on becoming a nostalgia act once people start becoming nostalgic for the early 2010s.
youtube.com/watch?v=ToehKIx5e78

Of course she supported Amazon, who supports the administration.

It's another price of dealing with the devil.
Robert Johnson got his notoriety, but hellhounds were still on his trail till he died.

i always did suspect she is a closet Republican given her early days as a wannabe Christian music singer

If you saw KP live, she cannot sing her way out of a paper bag.

Why in the fuck would anyone pay to see a modern pop singer who have 15 vocal backing tracks and not a single live instrument?

Are you just stupid or think everyone else is? Amazon are just opportunists. Bezos owns the Washington Post too, who have been at the vanguard of "resist" type of journalism.