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keep spamming your garbage. see where it gets you.
Newfag doesn’t know bongman. Grim
King of the Underground, The Underdog of the Upper Class, you already know, boo
Solitude Aeturnus
you are making this up as you go. pathetic.
Grand Belial's Key
Take em to the Matthew's bridge
zero self-awareness
I think she's unironically the most beautiful woman in the world...
Enough about yourself though lad
What's some more metal like the last few minutes of Funeralopolis?
I hate the rest of the song but those last few minutes save it
Morbid Angel
oh no, this is all about (You) obviously.
Maybe the genre isn't for you.
I love that bit when the melody kicks in, but "stoner" metal is mostly cringe shit
I don't care how good they are, I'm never listening to a band called fucking Bongzilla
Yes all your posts are about me at the moment. Ironic however
Your loss. Maybe smoke one before listening and you'll feel differently. Not to say it's bad. You just have babby ears, and brown skin too probably.
here's another (You)
it's a junkie pushes junk episode
i don't do drugs
Oh nooo we only listen to straight-edge metal here how could we forget
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REAL BLASTING
We are all made of drugs!
Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version
When the music cuts into just the bass playing octaves is absolute genius
they say your mood is all a bunch of chemicals in your brain
This is the only doom song I ever got into
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Ultra based. Have you dosed yet today?
After a fucking guitar solo woiiiii
Hello retard
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Soon. Will also listen to Sunn O))) later.
say i like a song
get called a retard
???
Brother.
Listen to Life Metal.
Riffs
I DID MY TIME
AND I WANT OUT
Most bands wish they could write as well as early Slipknot.
Knocked Loose
/metal/ used to be such a bastion of culture... now we are simply slaves to the machine... I wish I weren't so severely obese otherwise I would try harder to make a difference
Thank you simpsister
Finally, some real metal
Visiting from the grave, anyone still posting here is a faggot. Goodbye!
Stop projecting Chuck, your band sneeds and sucks
Linkin Park singer killed himself on the same day as Chris Cornell who was already dead fun fact lore
Chris Cornell birthday that is
Audioslave
No one knows any Audioslave song except Like a Stone
NSBM reigns supreme
Hold up Marshall, that track was absolute GAS rewind that one for the crowd
his dad abandoned him
Top 5 metal bands.
1) Judas Priest
2) Iron maiden
3) Black sabbath
4) Manowar
5) Stratovarius
You're welcome.
Nah debunked but love to see the obsession over are Marshall! Hope you guys stay locked on the livestream.
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Agalloch - Falling Snow
Yep
Kaevum - Kultur
you call this music?
The snow, the bitter snowfall.
You long to die in her pale arms, crystalline,
To become an ode to silence.
In the soul of a mountain of birds, fallen.
Slayer - Hell Awaits
Top 5 metal bands.
for me it's:
1. Stryper
2. Slayer
3. Godflesh
4. Black Sabbath
5. Megadeth
Agalloch - Not Unlike The Waves
About to smoke cannabis and listen to classic late 70s metal then doom metal. I am the anti-/metal/. I embody everything that pisses you kids off
You're too late for that but nice try pointless nameless anonymous
is that so?
Yeah that is so. Might top it all off with a healthy dose of actually good death metal as the cherry on top. You guys will be in tears by the end of my sesh
Nobody cares about you lmfao
good death metal?
QRD on Chuck Schuldiner?
I've hidden over half the posts so far.
AIDS.
Wow, you sound like a weak limp-wristed faggot. Congratulations, Chuck would be proud.
keep seething
Ironic post
fuck all this jargon and catchphrases
Filters are for the weak-minded "metal" heads
I can hear you, but no one is listening.
Gerbil-talk as the more intelligent posters say
If you're schizophrenic maybe yeah
Yeah that is so. Might top it all off with a healthy dose of actually good death metal as the cherry on top. You guys will be in tears by the end of my sesh
Lmfao man just got hatted
It's over
here's my avatar
please notice it's me!
here's my blogpost
please care about me!
Incoherent post, feel free to contribute better if you have something worthwhile to say
See
The seething had already begun, the bowl is packed, the sad wings of destiny LP (original pressing) is lined up for play, the next in line LPs are sitting waiting for their turn. You may cry now
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Drudkh blows Black Trinity's demos dick, unknown hoagie free black metal from THE LAND
Sup devils
Didn't read but you sound like an absolute loser
Holy shit he's right.
why are you shilling j-dawgs channel?
im not, im just shitposting as he's a living meme
I’m the loser? Hmmmm I’m sitting here with golden tunes and smoking some of the best weed I’ve ever had, it seems like I’m the winner actually.
drugs are for losers
Dawg should cosplay as Fred Flintstone
ask j-dawg about his steroid use
Good thing weed isn’t a drug then, it’s a herb :)
that's what they all say
I would enjoy things if my brain let me.
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
And destruction upon the holy man
Who hails a jew
The best part about maintaining a regular sleep schedule is you miss all the schizoposting
Sodom - Persecution Mania
If it distracts from the current infestation, I won't complain.
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Someone should make a band called Gamora and do a show with sodom and called it sodom and gamora lol
Tickets can be $6.66
extreme metal is unlistenable for most people
I give a FUCK about drudkh or any of those gay forest bands.
That’s good that you give a fuck about them
Yes but not for me because I’m epic sauce president of bacon town
Convulse Show canceled due to low ticket sales
This is bullshit, Yejibros
Mütiilation
Almost as if they released a great debut in 91 and then released nothing but shit after that or something.
Almost like playing Hamburg the same day Incantation and Wormrot do and being the last band to announce their show or something
suo devils
Wintersun was set to be one of the GOATs in the genre when the self-titled was released in 2004, but what ended up happening instead is Jari sitting out for like 18 of 21 years since then and now they're all approaching 50 or older and can't play extreme metal anymore, lmao.
Tired of this forced Wintersun discussion happening here lately. Shades of Kaevum/GBK spam, just with worse and gayer music.
We're not interested in your gender transition blog and accompanying tranny shrieks.
damn what a shitty thread
Very sorry, I will stop talking about Wintersun and said tranny shrieks now.
Your tranny howl is echoing throughout the board.
I'm sorry, I was singing Wintersun songs under the shower.
i more drawn to this op than the kpop op, man kpoop really dropped the ball this time
absolutely cringe
He's also wrong
that chain
embarrassing
Forget doom, bayonetta is the most metal game and makes me bricked up
Butchered at Birth = the PINNACLE of death metal
The Bleeding is my favourite
These are objectively the three most important metal bands, in order.
I’m not talking about most critically acclaimed, best sellers, or your personal favorites. I mean in terms of sheer influence.
Motörhead?
Not even the pinnacle of CC, brahbrah
Cannabis corpse are actually awesome, makes sense cause municipal waste members and all that, that's the only reason I listen to them, not cause of le weed I haven't smoked fucking week in almost a year I hate weed if we're being honest
I love them, but I think Venom was the first true “extreme” metal band. Motörhead greatly influenced Venom, but they weren’t trying to be evil or extreme.
The amount of thrash, death metal, and black metal bands that popped up around 1982/1983 after Venom’s first two albums is crazy.
Oh brother this guy stinks
I saw convulse and massacre last month, it was so good lol, I left with a black eye
Yeah I also thought the bleeding was better, but yeah butchered is essential, stands among beneath the remains where it's sorta the high water mark but also not the best thing they ever did, schizophrenia is actually the best sep album
Nigger
schizophrenia is actually the best sep album
holy based
this rules
Varg is a genius
Benton is an old, fat, balding man still in his rebellious teenager phase of trying to piss off his religious parents by saying a bunch of things he thinks are edgy. Sad!
In between tours, Benton supports himself financially bycollecting aluminium cans for recycling
why do people say neoclassical metal is gay? it's really not gay.
who is she?
I thought you guys said women hated Summoning
It is gay. And therefore superior.
She used to be a man
the sooner we stop paying attention that man, the better
Finally a normal blastpost without some whore pic attached to it
fifteenth time Thompson.jpg has been posted in the last 10 days
Blastin Thompson's masterpiece all day every day over here
is butchered at birth referring to circumcision? because based if true
I actually took the time to listen to it this time. Skipped through the album and it's just stadium buttrock, like a gayer and more saccharine version of the Scorpions.
I really don't get why you would post this other than it being ironic
baltic people are incomprehensible. dont read into it too much
From what I can gather from the Thompson sperg lore, it's actually an Australian with Croatian roots spamming it while actual croats think it's cringe.
Better than his fellow Balkanoid spamming terrible AI music though
Say what you will about Benton, but he can leave his bicycle unchained in front of his house and it will still be there in the morning. Can you say the same?
actual croats think it's cringe
You mean Serbs LARPing as Croats, and commies from Croatia? Yeah, they will hate good music just because it was made by a Croatian legend and war veteran
I took a low jab at him the other day, only to realise he's a good 'un.
Metal peaked here youtube.com
Nonsensical gerbil-barking.
Croatia is a central European country and not a Baltic one
I look like this but listen to scawy music.
you'll never be a woman
hello based department? yeah we got a live one who is saying epic edgy stuff and just being based and anti trans.
we'll put you through to the tard wrangler
thanks man, by the way, heard any good tunes lately?
yeah bro, have a listen to hellripper, its getting me through the week
word, I gotchu homie.
trannies, nigger music, kpop and linkin park
welcome to /metal/ in 2025
Is this band any good?
I've heard Spectral Wound is BM for people who don't like BM, is that true?
No, that would be something like Alcest
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you headbang to this dont lie
is what true about spectral wound and black metal? are you capable of forming your own opinion about anything? why do nu-channers insist on posting such stupid questions with thinly veiled biases and opinions and posing the questions as if they dont know anything? is it true that nu-channers do this?
ive heard that anon posts stupid sarcastic questions, is this true? like hey man, ive got no opinion on this, im just a humble average joe posing an innocent question as a neutral party. Just trying to figure out if its true about anons post.
no i don't. i've never listened to that band and i never will.
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I only made it to 0:15 fml
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Who like me lost from the start?
nigger i am asking from a POV of someone who likes BM, i can't really put myself in a position of someone who doesn't like BM to answer the question for myself
We don't like people that say the n-word
fuck off you insincere Pecksniffian
i've never heard anyone who doesn't listen to black metal even mention spectral wound so i don't know what the fuck you're talking about
We
That's just the name of the genre though
No
is it true that [popular band] is x genre for people who don't listen to x genre? It's almost as if its popular or something. DO people who listen to electric wizard love doom? do people who listen to cannibal corpse love death metal? can these groups overlap? I really dont now anything here guys, just unbiased humble pie vibey dude just asking questions without my own opinion attached.
Who's the janny with the cute voice that posts itt?
i think his name is homer simpson or something, not quite sure
No, that would be something like Keep of Kalessin
Not you, the other one.
Type O. Sensitive
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LOST FROM THE START
FAILED BY THE FACTS
YOU WALK IN DEFEATED
WEARING OUT YOUR WEAKNESSES
cannibal corpse - bloodthirst
he can leave his bicycle unchained in front of his house and it will still be there in the morning.
highly doubt it. he lives in florida, the meth capital of the US. anything unattended will be stolen at 3:30 in the morning. also he's a typical fat boomer. he probably hasn't been on a bike since the 70s.
hey girl
I really had to steele myself up to say this, but
you're exactly my type o' sensitive
m-me? well people do tell me i look like Peter Steele a lot!
HEIL AZAGTHOTH
Mocked and despised here.
I read an article with Trey Asthmaattack and he said EVH was his favorite guitar player.
No, your kpop trannies are.
WOW
kpop trannies
Respected and praised here.
t. Hambug
I don't know who Hambug is, but if he shills for kpop trannies, he's based to me.
he
me
White straight incels shill kpop girls
Trannies shill kpop girls
Curious.
with
Did you read the article to him, or vice versa, or did you trade paragraphs? What was it about?
It was an interview with him published in a guitar magazine.
Ok I want to cum in jap and korean holes. What now? Probably a ban.
Hello Anon Babbletants, I'm new on this thread, wanted to share one song I really like and see if I fit. Maybe not, but worth a try: music.youtube.com
Awful you scumfuck asshole
Kreator - Pleasure to Kill
poser thread
:(
I really want to fuck this girl in the op
Amazing keep doing what you're doing
Possessed - Seven Churches
<3
Dave Mustaine was just found dead.
Protein bomb breakfast and then lifting. Later jannies.
found the faggot
Pet Shop Boys metal
I swear I saw one of the Blood Incantation guys at the Emperor show. I looked at him and said "shouldn't you be busy ripping off Tangerine Dream right now"? Before he could say anything I turned 360 degrees and walked away.
i have 45 posts hidden in this thread. that might be a new record
Pissed my diaper listening to funny Ozzy-interviews again.
More photos of OP cutie?
that's my average
this didn't happen
Anything else like this? Particularly Oh My Fucking God / Detox / Home Nucleonics.
It happened, cope.
Is she aroused?
What's her estimated love duration?
Is post-metal metal?
fuck off back to /kpop/, hambug
Ozzy Osbourne has been found naked and dead in his bathtub. He was 94 years old.