/metal/

Not listening to NSBM? Seriously? edition

faq: metal-archives.com

Blasting?

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

And destruction upon the holy man

Who hails a jew

any good jewish metal?

BOLT THROWER SUCK

KREATOR SUCK

SODOM SUCK

DEATH SUCK

FAQ more like FAG

any return to dust or them bloody kids fans? just stumbled upon these absolute units

Correct.

Kind of deleted the wrong thread there Janny. Learn numbers and how to count you fucking retard.

Don't make early threads.

Both were early

faggot

learn to make a proper thread you lazy fucking faggot

janny cometh, it's been ordained

I didn't make that thread. In fact I never make the new and I don't really give a fuck what the new is, it doesn't mean anything. What matters is having rules and having them enforced consistently. But I guess that's not possible when you have a rat whispering in your ear constantly.

OP linked the wrong thread anyway. Why are the dumbest fuckers the ones making all the threads?

Metal isn't exactly the highest IQ genre.

Trips of truth.

The rules are create a thread with the proper format.
1. Metal related OP image
2. Link to the old thread
3. Link to the FAQ
If you can't be bothered following this simple format that has been in place for years you should not be making the thread, period.

What matters is having rules and having them enforced consistently.

Someone hat these fools

Metal has never been about following the rules. If you don't get how we operate as a culture, you shouldn't be posting here, period.

those are gay rules
you are gay
never talk to me or my son again

CORRECT.

Someone hat these fools

real old thread:

I'm severely obese

Louis Cachet AKA Count Grisnacht AKA Gandalf the White AKA Varg Vikernes AKA Burzum

we know, you've told us a hundred times

Also I knew this was about to happen because a moment ago I got mysterously warned for no apparent reason other than Matthew randomly jamming the report button again. Chimp with a machine gun.

Is it metal to be overweight because I see all the bands being fat
*Marshall

there is no matthew, hector. wake up

these editions are horrible

I am albino.

I am albino
Hero

Strict application of these otherwise reasonable rules thwarts the jewnnies' cunning deceptive schemes

99% of metal is also horrible.

does this retard ever stop posting?

Hi janny

6AM-12PM EST he's usually not here.

He disappears between 10PM and 6AM Tel Aviv time. Not kidding

How close are the balkan languages to czech/slovak?

Out of the classic thrash bands from the 80's, which one has the best recent track record in your opinion?

Is she wearing a wig

ULTRA.

recent

oh no

the german ones

Voivod I guess

Correct.

Dark Angel

Tell me one artist that has done more subgenres than Ronnie Radke?

Post-hardcore
youtube.com/watch?v=USriZAMR2nA
youtube.com/watch?v=rgWr2nln83s

Pop-metal
youtube.com/watch?v=TzLZN1K-PUE

Rap metal
youtube.com/watch?v=zcbOfVKSMkA

Metal core
youtube.com/watch?v=IBtcBz6NWU4

Space Metal
youtube.com/watch?v=L3QB4VnUOUA

hip-hop metal
youtube.com/watch?v=qMXESlny4-I

melodic rap metalcore
youtube.com/watch?v=SEbxwmjScr8

country metal
youtube.com/watch?v=GB9jFPUb7HA

goth metal
youtube.com/watch?v=xqJurrQKNdE

QRD?

thoughts?

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h used to talk to himself, now this.

Why did Rosenfeld put a naked man's ass on his album sleeve?

the bird is on fire

Black Sun Order - Meine Ehre heiSSt Treue

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who the fuck is ronnie radke? also this is all just pop music

Slayer: they knew when to stop, unlike the rest.

Kerry "Bald, Fat, and Short" King

YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT DONTCHA

Yep. I'm going over to Metallum at this point.

Looks like are Marshall.

they knew when to stop

released 5 consecutive garbage albums over a period spanning the 90s, 00s, and 10s

continued to tour nonstop for 10 years after the most beloved member and soul of the band died

Slayer - South of Heaven

English doc?

HEIL

What was once before you - an exciting, mysterious future - is now behind you. Lived; understood; disappointing. You realize you are not special. You have struggled into existence, and are now slipping silently out of it. This is everyone's experience. Every single one. The specifics hardly matter. Everyone's everyone. So you are Hector, Negru, Krvsty, Matthew. You are Bongman. All his meager sadnesses are yours; all his loneliness; the straw-like hair; his red raw hands. It's yours. It is time for you to understand this.

continued to tour nonstop for 10 years

Hanneman died: 2013
Slayer disband: 2019

Metallica unironically
They're playing for arenas and could easily coast by just doing rock stuff. But they still play (and record) thrash

No the metal god.

still play

let's pretend their 90s work doesn't exist

Megadeth will always be the GOAT.

Gayest Of All Thrash? No, that's Anthrax.

which one?

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Devin "The Moth" Townsend

Sweden
Didn't know the name was that overused lmao

gonna go take a dookie and listen to some tunes, don't go anywhere /metal/

all i care about at this point is carnivore. i literally will only listen to carnivore.

not carnivore?

won't listen. don't care.

Ugly cunt

Ok

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i think about this movie every time i hear a solo

I don't think so

whisky time is mandatory friday listening

You wish to see me?

HEIL BUCKINGHAM

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slut

listened to funeral mist for the first time. suddenly i don't hate dissoshit quite as much.

Avril Lavigne is not metal

Hot!

Erm she's married