ITT: Anon Babble in 1976

Barry Manilow sucks, that is all.

Aerosmith, Schmarosmith. Cheap Stones wannabees. How did they get so big anyway?

you gotta admit Last Child slaps, right?

Yes, but the stones are gay! I'll take aerolips anyday. Better yet some uncle Ted, you bet you ass baby!

Hitler was one cool dude. He could’ve boogied down at Studio 54, no joke. He didn’t do anything wrong, for sure! The Jews are just jivin’ us, you dig?

The Stones meant something 7 years ago but they're washed now.

My 12 year old cousin was trying to sell me on KISS. I said they suck, go listen to Neil Young instead.

ALLOW TO HELP YOU IN YOUR STRUGGLE TO BE FREE
THERE MUST BE 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER
50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER

Speaking as a nonfan, I'll admit that this is their most substantial if not enjoyable lp--they clearly couldn't have written any of the songs on side one without caring deeply about their California subject matter. Problem is, Don Henley is incapable of conveying a mental state as complex as self-criticism--he'll probably sound smug croaking out his last dying words ("Where's the coke?") I'd also be curious as to what Mexican-Americans think of the title cut's Mexican accent. B-

Television is gonna be the big breakout band of 1977.

This sounds like a literal cuck or something wrote it.

I think this dude’s wife fucks other guys

I love this album--love it even though I know these boys flirt with brutality much like how Midnight Rambler flirts with rape. It's also true that the references to Nazism do make me uneasy but it's always been my theory that good rock-and-roll had damn well better make you uneasy. Not that the band condones any nasties, mind you--merely hint that their music has some ominous sources they tap into. It's sprightly the way the Dolls weren't, clean the way the Stooges weren't, and just plain listenable like Black Sabbath never was. And I hear it cost $6,800 to put on plastic. A-

filtered by Beat On The Brat

Yeah definitely a cuck-diction

Music just peaked
youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg

The king has arrived

great song
fantano is calling you

Who the fuck is “fantano”?

What is this? They look like a bunch of punks.

ALBUM OF THE FUCKING CENTURY HOLY FUCK

AOTY

Goodnight sweet prince.

Cause of death: Made the mistake of venturing into 1970s New York City

the Stones are done, their new album is just a bunch of meaningless blues/funk jams with no songs

Bring back Mick Taylor!

Disco is definitely replacing rock music as the main groove us young people are into.

Cause of death: Diana Ross consumed her soul in her megalomaniacal quest for fame

OK, David, I think you've had a little too much Peruvian marching powder.
I mean you can't even remember putting out Station to Station.
Seriously, we're worried about you, man.
Hook up with Iggy, and get cleaned up, like he did.

Nah, disco is on the way out. It's starting to become oversaturated and the muzak peddlers are now getting their hands on it. I even hear they're making a movie about disco dancing starring the weird looking guido from Welcome Back Kotter. That's what I call scraping the bottom of the barrel. I predict disco will be over within a year.

t. N00 Y00kah who has never been to Indiana

The Nuge played in front of 20,000 people here the other night.

His band is just a cast of idiots....

Wait Elton John fucks dudes' poopy butts? Fuck that I'm never listening to him again.

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King spent an average of 300 days on the road, consuming little food and mostly living on a diet of Bloody Marys which he claimed counted as food. He passed away in Dallas on December 28, 1976 at age 42 of complications from stomach ulcers caused by poor diet and stress due to his hectic touring schedule.[3]

I actually met these guys in London.
My parents, for some reason, thought it was a good idea to visit England for the Bicentennial, just to see who we fought against and were liberated from.
Well, at the end of the day on July 4th, after being disappointed that the day doesn't
mean anything to the British, I went to see The Ramones at The Roundhose.
The next day, I saw them walking down the street around where I was staying. I went to tell them how much I liked their show, and was totally surprised that they're AMERICAN! And from New York in fact. (Queens is the borough they're from, I think. I live in Brooklyn, myself) They were totally cool, and glad to not only run into another American, but one who liked their music. I thought their show was wild. They told me that next time they play anywhere in New York, they would get me in for free.
If people love them so much in London, I have a feeling it won't be long before they take The U.S. by storm.
The Ramones are honest, down to earth people that fans can easily identitfy with.
The Ramones are breathing new life into Rock and Roll. Mark my words!

I saw the Ramones in Manhattan last week. On the way back I stepped over 3 junkies and some dirtbag told me to hand over my wallet or else but I pulled a switchblade from my coat and told him he ought to rethink that idea. You can't go in the Big Apple these days without arming yourself. It wasn't this way back in the '50s when I was a tot, no, not at all.

I'm going to go see Eric Clapton in August.
He's one of my favorite guitar players.
I'd go so far as to say he's GOD.
Not only is he a great guitar player, he was friends with Jimi Hendrix, covered bob Marley, and knows all these great American blues guitar players personally.
I'm sure that everybody will be welcome at this show.
He is a force of unity. Not a racist bone in his body.

fuck that Christgau asshole, i hope the Voice fires him soon. what is that crap he wrote about Yes last week?

yeah for one there wasn't an entire row of porno theaters on 9th Avenue back then

Jimmy Reed kicked it too and he wasn't that old either. Fuck, so many blues musicians dying this year.

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Yardbirds and original Renaissance are never getting back together now

Feels bad man

Well he should have been smarter with setting up his gear and he wouldn't have become crispy-fried.

I consume many souls, I just got done devouring Rosemary Clooney's sister this summer. Tried Rosemary herself but didn't quite succeed, all I accomplished was her getting locked in the nuthouse for a few years.

On top of that his crotchspawn is about to unleashed on us. Fuck.

Keef death pool bros...

see he was the real character in Sympathy For The Devil that Jagger is singing about

At least Marc Bolan will be around for a while, right?

If only this was Billy Joel or Don Henley instead. If only...

So is Fripp dead or what?

I heard he got clean and lost weight, so, hopefully he'll put out some new stuff soon.

Like most hard, not heavy bands (cf. Alice Cooper, BTO) wildly favored by young teens these guys have always rocked harder than adults were willing to admit. Pro producer Bob Ezrin however merely adds bombast and melodrama. Their least interesting record. C

Ross basically chewed up and discarded the other two Supremes to go solo and AFAIK Florence had untreated mental issues from being raped when she was a teenager.

he mad because Detroit Rock City sounded like big dramatic arena rock instead of the proto punk of the earlier records

He also tried to eat Connie Francis's soul 2 years ago but she merely got raped by some nog and the attempt fell short.

that's not until next year we're safe for now

Meh they're out of ideas.

I’m gay. I like big black cock in my ass

t. Freddie Mercury

Fuck this band anyway.

Duet partners with her sister in the late 1940s when they were part of the Tony Pastor Orchestra, Betty Clooney recorded as a solo singer for several labels in the 1950s-60s and did some live singing in nightclubs but did not seek to make a full-time career out of music and preferred to be a mother and homemaker instead. She tragically died of a brain aneurysm at her Las Vegas home on August 6, 1976 at age 45. Rosemary later sponsored charities to benefit stroke and aneurysm victims.

ah fuck, I used to love Gettin' Ready. RIP big guy.

Nu Paul is lame, fucking corny-ass mompop.

Calm down there Christgau. Radio Ethiopia also isn't as good as you claim it is.

progbros, it's been a rough year besides genesis but we'll be back on top soon right?
right???

she was a pretty one too, never found her sister attractive

Alright Peter, you win. I'll review your stupid album--it's only been in the top 20 all year. Now will you please go away? C-

HOLY SHIT THE BEACH BOYS ARE SO BACK

the dead are touring again and im selling tabs and grilled cheeses out my van to survive

I hope Brian releases a album about little girls and planets next